Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Where the fuck is Amber?

  • pillow mountain

    Votes: 149 42.8%
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Votes: 52 14.9%
  • stuck somewhere

    Votes: 59 17.0%
  • bora bora

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • in patient treatment

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • prison

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • the morgue

    Votes: 43 12.4%

  • Total voters
    348
  • Poll closed .

DefCon Dumb

Confronter of Cryptoid Cuntiness
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"I don't want to reveal my weight right now until I make a video about it." She does NOT say anything about weight LOSS, just weight. She immediately segues into a series of positive statements/affirmations/self delusions. And they're all vague as hell. What is this progress she's so proud of; standing to cook? "Finally ready to live.." Define living, Boo-boo. "Change who I am now" - nothing about what sorts of changes she's thinking of doing. More of the same & then typically Amber, she says 'she'll never look back'. Coming from her, I interpret it as both wilful disregard for hurt she's caused others, not to mention herself and a way to whine at the "Haaaaaaaydurs" when they hold her rapidly disappearing toes to the fire. Oh yes, ValourousLynn is 'fighting against death'. How dramatic! How heroic! How potentially tragic! What an utter, steaming pile of horseshit. She's simply parroting much of what her comment section reads in hopes of setting the hook a little deeper.
 

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
True & Honest Fan
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"I don't want to reveal my weight right now until I make a video about it." She does NOT say anything about weight LOSS, just weight. She immediately segues into a series of positive statements/affirmations/self delusions. And they're all vague as hell. What is this progress she's so proud of; standing to cook? "Finally ready to live.." Define living, Boo-boo. "Change who I am now" - nothing about what sorts of changes she's thinking of doing. More of the same & then typically Amber, she says 'she'll never look back'. Coming from her, I interpret it as both wilful disregard for hurt she's caused others, not to mention herself and a way to whine at the "Haaaaaaaydurs" when they hold her rapidly disappearing toes to the fire. Oh yes, ValourousLynn is 'fighting against death'. How dramatic! How heroic! How potentially tragic! What an utter, steaming pile of horseshit. She's simply parroting much of what her comment section reads in hopes of setting the hook a little deeper.
10-4. The Haydurs need to take the rod out of the holder, throw it back hard, and set the hook.

FISH ON! A 600 lb. unbearable-cuda!
 

beanbag in a hurry

good lord!
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This is a pic of AL's video thumbnails from the spring (right after shrimpgate) when she was at her "highest" weight of 572. You can compare her face in these thumbnails to her face now, and decide if she's bigger? Smaller? The same? I'll be honest, I can't tell. btw this pic was originally posted by our gorl @Lesbian Sleepover

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Yeah, it's damn near impossible to tell.
Mildly related - my pet peeve is when people post "before and after" pictures when the before picture is clearly shot from further away thus making her seem taller/slimmer(HAA!) and the after picture practically only has her belly and massive arms in it.

Bad example but still:
 

FigMePhilthy

Weapons Grade Autism
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Yeah, it's damn near impossible to tell.
Mildly related - my pet peeve is when people post "before and after" pictures when the before picture is clearly shot from further away thus making her seem taller/slimmer(HAA!) and the after picture practically only has her belly and massive arms in it.

Bad example but still:
The comparisons I looked at were side profiles. Gunt protrudes more in present day.

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Left is Nov 2019, Right is January 2019
 

mekalekahi

gunna go home,take a lexapro and start the chili
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I do want to be hopeful that she is being serious this time, but it's amber and I dont trust shit out of her mouth. Shes a very sick individual in a bad environment so I'm having a hard time thinking this is legit. She got a deadly diagnosis at the ER and still found the time to eat pizza and Chinese food when a normal person wouldnt be able to stomach it.

Someone like her needed to regularly see that weightloss doctor and a therpist appointed to her by that weightloss doctor. She doesnt have the support or willpower like those other massive fatties who have lost 100s of pounds that she looks up to on IG.Those people have something to live for and want a better life, I dont see her wanting that.
 

giga melt

vibe check
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This is a pic of AL's video thumbnails from the spring (right after shrimpgate) when she was at her "highest" weight of 572. You can compare her face in these thumbnails to her face now, and decide if she's bigger? Smaller? The same? I'll be honest, I can't tell. btw this pic was originally posted by our gorl @Lesbian Sleepover

View attachment 1026966
The comparisons I looked at were side profiles. Gunt protrudes more in present day.

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Left is Nov 2019, Right is January 2019
Her arm looks like King Henry VIII should be gnawing on it.
 

giga melt

vibe check
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I'd bet the beast has never been a normal size in her life.
I agree fully with the poster who said just go ahead and stay fat, Amber. It's what she's good at. She's never going to lose it now. Too far gone and is noticeably larger.
She doesn't have the physical will power to quit either, I think. In her salmeen video she clearly hated it with all her being and robotically opened and shut her mouth to feed the gaping void. It could be lard for all she cares now. She must have the calories, no matter what. Open wide.
 

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