Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Where the fuck is Amber?

  • pillow mountain

    Votes: 149 42.8%
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Votes: 52 14.9%
  • stuck somewhere

    Votes: 59 17.0%
  • bora bora

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • in patient treatment

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • prison

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • the morgue

    Votes: 43 12.4%

  • Total voters
    348
  • Poll closed .

squeak

Read my posts to the tune of "foot lettuce"
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I kniw this is a bit early, but what are the chances she might announce a new diet come January?
I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.

Why can't she apply to MSHPL? Is it only the show that reaches out to people? Somehow I can't see that, they can't know every fatty out there. It's obvious she is 600 lbs or over and needs help desperately.
IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

ETA: the 2016 video
 
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k0ndumba

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One of the issues is that the NDA requires the participants to refrain from sharing photos and information while they are filming the shows. Thus, she would lose her only income. I am not sure how Becky would feel about moving to Houston for a year.
Amber would also have to finally reveal to the world her laaaaaaygs and also admit that Becky does wipe her ass and dainty hole and we all know Amber would rather choose death than do those two things. She can lie all she wants to herself about losing weight and being hulthy but that bitch made her decision to die in '16.
 

mekalekahi

gunna go home,take a lexapro and start the chili
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This dr. Now diet rules. Unfortunately I dont see our gorl doing any of that for more than one day unless shes checked into the hospital and monitored and away from Becky. Remember she knows everything and to her this is malnutrition and not safe. I personally think it would be a waste if she moved there for everyone involved because you have to really want it/ want to be successful to achieve what he wants from you and she just want to be right even if it kills her in 2-3 years.

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She got somthing similar to this recently and she did it for 5 hours then gave up and drove to a hotel like a junkie and ate for 3 days straight in a bed.
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.


IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

ETA: the 2016 video
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Damn the delusions flowing are flowing out there.
Saying people on the show don't work. Can't shower or take care of themselves.
Bitch YOU don't work. What you do is not a job. You've probably never done any true manual labor in your life.
Everyone knows it's physically fucking impossible for you to bathe, wipe yourself. Most everything most people can do. Especially with those t rex arms and huge shelf ass.
We got ya number, boo boo.
 

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.


IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

ETA: the 2016 video
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Oh, this IS funny. "How did this rumor get started", people were looking into their crystal balls, ya lardass. Unlike you Al, most people can see the natural progression of things and you were fated for a MSHPL life.
 

DefCon Dumb

Confronter of Cryptoid Cuntiness
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That was a puke inducing video but I hadn't seen it before, so thanks. "I'd never try to gain weight just to get on a TV show & get super-unhealthy..." then why ARE you close to or at 600 lbs. now? You claim you're not seeking attention or "TV fame"... guess you're happy enough with your social media platform
 

toilet_rainbow

like a monster truck in the nightlife
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You don't have to be 600 pounds to be on that show.

I have seen plenty of people who are around 500 or a little more.

It's just a common misconception.
Amber's heavier than Penny (one of the most batshit people on the show), who was 530 and was totally bedbound. Chay was just under 600 when at his initial weigh in. There was this daugther of a mother-daughter duo that was in the 500s. Most of the patients are in the 600s at their starting weight, although I'm seeing more 700-800 pound starting weights in more recent seasons.

If Amber wanted the help, she'd take it, shower scene be damned. Like everything else, though, she refuses or has excuses. I'd kill for seeing Dr Now verbally destroy Amber and Becky when she gains 50 pound in one munt and blames it on swelling as much as the next person. It's not going to happen.
 

Butt Baby

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She'd hit all the MSHPL cliches. Water weight, swelling, I don't know what happened, I followed the diet perfectly!, I'm not getting enough nutrition, etc. It would be great to see. She would definitely be one that gets put in the hospital for inpatient diet monitoring and they find pizza boxes in the room.
 

a llama weighs 450lbs

amber's hump #1 fan
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600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body. she is in as bad of a state if not worse than lots of people on MSHPL. she's a prime freak show TV candidate, but like every other fatass out there, she thinks she's a special snowflake in terms of not being able to lose weight.

she's already broadcasting her pathetic life for everyone to see which is great. the only thing i'm sad we're missing out on that'd we get from a TLC appearance is a sick laygs shot and what i'm sure would be epic tantrums over her not being able to eat her "reeseeys" cups and 5 gallon buckets full of white rice. i'm sure we'd also get some amazing clips of dr. now telling becky she's an enabler which would result in ragebecky trying to punch his lights out and hospital security escorting her off the property.
 

8008135

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More than a dozen people on M600PL have been under 600 pounds.

In order of appearance: Zsalynn, Olivia, Penny (a svelte 530 elbees!), Paula, Angel, Laura, Chay, June, Brandi (of the twins Brandi & Candi), Tanisha, Rena, Tamy-Lyn, Benji, Marissa, and Vianey have ALL been less than 600 pounds at their initial weigh in. But don't worry, Stinky McCheesewheel has seen alllllllll the episodes and nobody ever has been < 600 pounds. Dumbfuck.
 
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Concerned Vagino-American

the invasive, probing fingers of Amber's cousin
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600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body.
If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.
 

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
True & Honest Fan
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If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.
Her tits are pathetic. Her attempts to "feature" them are even more pathetic
And fam, I am a tit guy. Hanging dead fun bags of blubber ain't inducing a single schwing, only disgust.

Especially when you see triple fupa titties beneath it.

Sorry, Hamber. Filter that shit all ya want. Real titty men find it disgusting.

Meh.
 

Dovahshit

geh odahviing, hin koraav ahst zu'u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.
i wager she already is, her back muscles cant hold that fupa for long before becoming exhausted and putting this under spoiler because , slight powerlevel?

her pelvis is probably fucked. i have a fucked pelvis. (am healthy weight)
the proplem with that is when the pelvis gets stuck, things like stiff legs and a very painful back, who can start cramping like an asshole ,can emerge from it if u dont get good physio therapy for it quick enough and do your daily stretching.

what im saying is, i wont be surprised she has a lot of back pain.
 

CindyChafe

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i wager she already is, her back muscles cant hold that fupa for long before becoming exhausted and putting this under spoiler because , slight powerlevel?

her pelvis is probably fucked. i have a fucked pelvis. (am healthy weight)
the proplem with that is when the pelvis gets stuck, things like stiff legs and a very painful back, who can start cramping like an asshole ,can emerge from it if u dont get good physio therapy for it quick enough and do your daily stretching.

what im saying is, i wont be surprised she has a lot of back pain.
She’s been complaining of back pain since she started her channel. She used it as the reason she quit her Ultra top secret government job. She claims she has bulging discs specifically.
 

GargoyleGorl

Token SJW
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She’s been complaining of back pain since she started her channel. She used it as the reason she quit her Ultra top secret government job. She claims she has bulging discs specifically.
She also claims to have bursitis in her hips. This is actually believable, since it's associated with joint strain (for example, being morbidly obese for decades) as well as being yet another complication of diabetes.
 

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