Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Tiny Clanger

Probably your granny
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She dead yet?


(I know, I know. Yam bad farmer. But I look after the shed where we keep the bodies and you can imagine the size of pit I'm having to dig. It'll be great, they said; sit in the sun with me cocoa, read the paper, have a bit of a snooze.....then it all goes mental, there's an influx of rejects sent back from the knacker's yard and fucking mad Misty really bollixes up my ledgers by dying then coming back to life and now I'm having to build the equivalent of the Sarcophagus* jic Big Albert kicks the bucket - and I've only got three planks, some bent nails and a blunt saw - and you try resigning from Kiwi Farms; Dear Leader gets his contracts off Satan and @THOTto just answered "hahahaha. No." So yes, bad farmer but Reasons. Feel sorry for me and tell me if she's lumbered off this mortal coil yet. For fucksake....*Clanger potters off to continue digging the death pit, muttering all the way*)


*Chernobyl. For obvious reasons. Albert could poison the water table for aeons. As it is, the Great Pacific Gyre is going to double in size just from her earring collection. Gorl dyeeeeen is going to be an environmental catastrophe the likes of which we've never seen before. Doom, gloom etc.
 

Thumbsballs

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She dead yet?


(I know, I know. Yam bad farmer. But I look after the shed where we keep the bodies and you can imagine the size of pit I'm having to dig. It'll be great, they said; sit in the sun with me cocoa, read the paper, have a bit of a snooze.....then it all goes mental, there's an influx of rejects sent back from the knacker's yard and fucking mad Misty really bollixes up my ledgers by dying then coming back to life and now I'm having to build the equivalent of the Sarcophagus* jic Big Albert kicks the bucket - and I've only got three planks, some bent nails and a blunt saw - and you try resigning from Kiwi Farms; Dear Leader gets his contracts off Satan and @THOTto just answered "hahahaha. No." So yes, bad farmer but Reasons. Feel sorry for me and tell me if she's lumbered off this mortal coil yet. For fucksake....*Clanger potters off to continue digging the death pit, muttering all the way*)


*Chernobyl. For obvious reasons. Albert could poison the water table for aeons. As it is, the Great Pacific Gyre is going to double in size just from her earring collection. Gorl dyeeeeen is going to be an environmental catastrophe the likes of which we've never seen before. Doom, gloom etc.
You’re gonna need a bigger field
 

Turd Fergusson

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I'm curious to see what videos are we going to get now that her prerecorded crap has dried up

inb4 it's just going to be more stuff that was recorded when she was busy uploading prerecorded stuff
It will probably a “prerecorded” mokbong where she talks about how nice it would be to have a daughter and she needs to book an appointment with a “gyno”. She will also mentioned that she hopes that spring will be over and can’t wait for Easter.
 

Punkinsplice

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I think she should just get a shoulder length cut before surgery. She won't be able to do the miniscule amount she does with it now afterwards. Long hair in the hospital can get gross even if you are a person with good hygiene.

Edit: Her reliance on dry shampoo is going to make her bald, too. Her scalp has to be clogged as hell. You are not supposed to have that junk built up to the point your roots look gray.
 

Shelby600soon!

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Guys I need help. I very clearly remember ham baby saying that she added the “Lynn” to her name to be cute and that it’s not actually her name. Is this true or am I stupid? I replied to a YouTube comment saying this after her dumb name problem and people believe that it’s her middle name.
You’re not crazy. I saw that too. She dropped the Lynn after the lawyer for the porn queen wrote her. There’d be no reason to drop her legal name or ask her to do that.
 

Amber’s period hole

Point blank period hole.
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You’re not crazy. I saw that too. She dropped the Lynn after the lawyer for the porn queen wrote her. There’d be no reason to drop her legal name or ask her to do that.
Her full name is Amber Lynn Reid, people have found official records that match. She said her mom useful to call her “Amberlynn”, probably due to her constant meth highs, so she removed the space.

The porn slut uses Amberlynn Reid as her pseudonym (or maybe it’s her actual name), and also may have registered a trademark on it. But it’s confirmed that Amber’s name is Amber Lynn Reid.
 

DefCon Dumb

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If I'm remembering the time right, she picked up Mommie Dearest on June 9th so... 4 weeks tomorrow.

She said her mother, (last she's talked about it), was staying 2 months which leads me to think surgery is some time this week - Monday the 13th at the latest. Only saying that because if the idea was Momma being there to care for her at home post-op; when she's finally discharged, if Momma is going home at the beginning of August, that only gives Amber 2 weeks or so to LARP "Recovery Issues" before a) Momma goes back to her job & fiancée or b) Amber convinced her to move to Kentucky.

Added: particularly bad use of filters in this one. The lighting, (if you compare the highlighted skin on both faces), is completely uneven.
 

ADHD

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Imagine googling 'Amberlynn Reid' expecting to find the porn actress and her content, only to find our 500lb gorl photos with her unwashed hair bun, beanbag body and lymphadema legs, eating a whole rotisserie chicken.

Big turn off.
Bad business for our porn actress friend.
She should consider getting a new artictic alias.
I think it was specifically the hashtag #AmberLynn that had the washed up old slut big mad. It's pretty funny, really. Her porn career began in 1983. Her videos would have been published on VHS. Who would be looking for anything related to her on Twitter, of all places? She's a dinosaur.
 

Shelby600soon!

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Her full name is Amber Lynn Reid, people have found official records that match. She said her mom useful to call her “Amberlynn”, probably due to her constant meth highs, so she removed the space.

The porn slut uses Amberlynn Reid as her pseudonym (or maybe it’s her actual name), and also may have registered a trademark on it. But it’s confirmed that Amber’s name is Amber Lynn Reid.
The interesting thing is both are true. She did say on camera that her real name was Amber not Amberlynn. I’m super shocked she would come on YouTube and lie!! Whatever the truth is, she was worried enough to drop the Lynn.
 

SassyAndMorbidlyObese

Dead Man Waddling
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I think it was specifically the hashtag #AmberLynn that had the washed up old slut big mad. It's pretty funny, really. Her porn career began in 1983. Her videos would have been published on VHS. Who would be looking for anything related to her on Twitter, of all places? She's a dinosaur.
Narcissism spans decades. This washed up porn actress probably has plenty of mental health issues.
 

Gorlax

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All I'm gonna say is that if we don't get a vlog that documents her surgery and experience in the hospital I'll be mad as hell.

She finally will have some interesting content to post in her channel, and not just another 'walk with me' video or lazy mukbang.
I’d watch a hospital food mukbang. No doubt she’d be on dietary restrictions; the struggle to make canned green beans and foot flavored chicken look like it tastes “sthooo good” would be hilarious.