Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

TwinkieBooBoo

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Imagine seeing Amberlynn Reid on your local news station. And I don’t think YouTube is gonna do anything to her channel. :story:

Is that Change.org?

Do these thick fucks realise that website is to lobby the Government of the United Kingdom into debating issues in Parliamentary sessions? Nothing more, nothing less.

For context, the next four petitions that came up after I found the petition posting were one to improve waste collection in the London borough of Camden, allow dancing at weddings under covid restrictions, ban trophy hunting in Scotland and stopping charging for disabled parking in the northern city of Newcastle.
 

SkyWhale

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If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.
Definitely not. The smell would cause a lifelong trauma. No amount of money is going to be able to wash that out of my PTSD-riddled brain.

I imagine the only thing worse is being homeless.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.
Fuck that. Unless I could be sure of beating a murder rap when she "suffocated" while sleeping.
 

formerfatcow

Current Skinny Bitch
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Is that Change.org?

Do these thick fucks realise that website is to lobby the Government of the United Kingdom into debating issues in Parliamentary sessions? Nothing more, nothing less.

For context, the next four petitions that came up after I found the petition posting were one to improve waste collection in the London borough of Camden, allow dancing at weddings under covid restrictions, ban trophy hunting in Scotland and stopping charging for disabled parking in the northern city of Newcastle.

Change.org is San-Francisco (USA) based and the petitions hosted there cover a wide range of issues in a number of counties. I'm assuming the petitions suggested to you after hers are related to your location.

It's a dumb petition, either way. Link for anyone interested.
 

Att1cusF1nch

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If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.
I'll take this on and argue the opposite. The only good thing I can think of is you'd have much more free time. If you're someone who is constructive, but also has a tough disposition so that you could handle a "bigger girl" as Chantal puts it, you'd have ample time for hobbies, learning another language, stuff of that nature. I guess you'd better have a backup plan though, because given Amber's failing health, that gravy train is short lived (imagine Amber trying to leave her YouTube channel to Becky in a will written on the back of a grease-stained Burger King wrapper).
 

Insulin reid

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I'll take this on and argue the opposite. The only good thing I can think of is you'd have much more free time. If you're someone who is constructive, but also has a tough disposition so that you could handle a "bigger girl" as Chantal puts it, you'd have ample time for hobbies, learning another language, stuff of that nature. I guess you'd better have a backup plan though, because given Amber's failing health, that gravy train is short lived (imagine Amber trying to leave her YouTube channel to Becky in a will written on the back of a grease-stained Burger King wrapper).
If amber went tomorrow, what would becky have? They aren't married, and we don't really know if anything is in her name do we? If everything is in Becky's name because amber can't be bothered to get any real form of documentation is everything hers by default if amber suddenly subscribes to the afterlife? Becky has no income and no job experience for years now. Would the car get repossessed? Could she afford the apartment if she has no money and it's all in ambers name, bank account and all? Genuinely curious how that would play out.
 

TwinkieBooBoo

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Change.org is San-Francisco (USA) based and the petitions hosted there cover a wide range of issues in a number of counties. I'm assuming the petitions suggested to you after hers are related to your location.

It's a dumb petition, either way. Link for anyone interested.

Thanks for the info! After another look I can see that the petition is "aimed at" YouTube. I am less of a silly ignorant Brit than I was before your reply.
 

idosometimes

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If amber went tomorrow, what would becky have? They aren't married, and we don't really know if anything is in her name do we? If everything is in Becky's name because amber can't be bothered to get any real form of documentation is everything hers by default if amber suddenly subscribes to the afterlife? Becky has no income and no job experience for years now. Would the car get repossessed? Could she afford the apartment if she has no money and it's all in ambers name, bank account and all? Genuinely curious how that would play out.
Becky is a legal stranger. She has no right to anything that is solely in Fat Amberts name. Becky would probably steal a lot of the little junk, but the youtube rights and bank accounts (not joint) would go to Amberlynn's loving mother. Becky would be probably be left with less than nothing. If she is on the lease, she is still responsible for paying it and any damages beyond security deposit.
 

StrawberryDouche

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How do you know? I can't imagine her waddling to the DMV and waiting for hours for something she doesn't urgently need. She doesn't drive, Becky buys the alcohol, she's not registered to vote, and she never travels.
If anyone thinks a person can get a bank account, direct deposits in their name, medical insurance, surgery, a lease, prescriptions for controlled substances, lab tests etc. etc. ETC., without ID, then you a either a retarded adult who has never had to operate in the adult world, a retarded minor who has never had to operate in the adult world, or from Facebook.

That's how I know.
 

Thumb Butler

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How do you know? I can't imagine her waddling to the DMV and waiting for hours for something she doesn't urgently need. She doesn't drive, Becky buys the alcohol, she's not registered to vote, and she never travels.
It's 2021. Youtube will not even let me watch "restricted" videos on my fake 2006 Youtube account without giving them my bank account and ID. I have no uploaded videos.
 

hotcheetospuffs

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What will her excuse be? Twinkie is sick? Kidney stone passed? Hanging out in Chantal's chat?
 

OG Franklin Beans

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If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.

I would think CONS would also include rectal cleaning, and fupa scrubbing.
I would rather become a meth addicted street walker, giving 3 dollar hummers to feed my addiction.
 

TwinkieBooBoo

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If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.
Used to do something similar as an actual job. No arse-wiping though. edited to cut out pointless context that added nothing to the discussion.

I'll do it, if Amber can supply a Karcher K4 Power Control 130 Bar Portable Pressure Washer with a flow rate of upto 420 l/h to do the "dirty work" with.
 
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