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Amberlynn Reid General Discussion500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016.

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  1. nah man, this
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  2. Damon White requested to be in the fb group I am a part of. I seen the request and deleted the request. It was about 2 weeks ago. I immediately thought wtf is a black dude wanting to be a part of this train wreck to the point of searching and joining. This is so far from that demo imo. Glad I did.
     
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  3. With how much they all weigh and all those rolls you can probably smell it from a mile away...
     
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  4. I think it has a lot to do with weight distribution. Amy is shorter and has a very puffy face. She carries most of her weight in a way in which we can frequently see how big she is. Amy also has no guile. She never worries about flattering angles when she shoots her videos.
    ALR is much more aware of herself and her surroundings. I don't know which one is bigger. I know that either of them would kill that Clydesdale though.
     
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  5. the most recent full body picture of amberlynn i can find. 16423072_10154945385052512_35098034631161768_o.jpg
    its weird to think she has a tiny little skeleton under all that blubber..
     
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  6. She looks like the obvious Michelin Man but also:

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    edited: ok more accurate
     
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  8. Her body is so unfortunate. She doesn't even look like the Pillsbury dough boy, she just looks like straight up dough.
     
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  9. Watching Amberlynn walk makes me weep for that poor, poor skellington.

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  10. Jesus fucking Christ. Penguins look more mobile.


    The only thing AL sort of has going for her is that she isn't so big that she has to resort to wearing generic XXXXL XXXXXXXL shirts or muumuus a la 600LB Life.

    EDIT: Needed to up my observation. Thanks @xenomorph
     
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    #1210 Dr.Research, Feb 15, 2017
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  11. ugh I'd bet anything she would later claim that guy on the right is checking her out/flirting with her....
     
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  12. shes a 4x dude
     
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  13. 6X, min. She can't even buy clothing at Torrid.
     
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  14. She looks like someone put a cup of whipped butter in a condom. Homegirl's so obese she has 3 sets of lumps on her front.
     
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  15. Thats right, I forgot she mentioned that. Good catch.
     
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    wtf how can a size 30 be too small?
     
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  18. Oh my god her feet. She's honestly lucky she can walk at all with that kind of turnout. The day she won't be able to walk without some sort of assistance is fast approaching.
     
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  19. Maybe the reason she hasn't been wearing pants is that she's put on too much weight and her pants are no longer fitting her comfortably. It's just a theory, although it would mean that her claims of weight loss are bullshit and we all know she'd never lie to us about something like that.
     
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  20. I'm wondering the same thing. Like, I know intellectually that there are bigger people in the world, but I've had to wrestle a pair of size 30 pants onto our tiny pant hangers at work. They are so fucking huge that they're almost folded in thirds on a hanger so they'll fit, and it makes me cry inside every time I see them because I can't even imagine what life is like when you're that big.

    I know Amberlynn is a shit person but that's still really sad, she's utterly destroyed her body at this point. She must be in constant pain.
     
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