Amberlynn Universe 2020 Predictions - What will happen in 2020 to our gorl, her thumb butler, her effeminate roomates, her pets, and the haydurs?

[Chamaelirium]

Please don't be a sped who selects two conflicting choices in the poll.

Vote in the poll and give your analysis replies! No need to just share how you voted (that's what a poll is for ) but if you have analysis or other thoughts or predictions please share.

 

[MissLosR]

Redditors would have moved to guru gossip or Tumblr or something already if they were going to find a home, and I highly doubt the average ALR redditor is going to to go more obscure forum hunting. Even if someone starts a board somewhere, chances it gains a decent following are low.

Also love that Becky having a positive attitude is an option lmao.

 

[Daisy]

Ricky and Eric get sick of Hamber's shit and move out. Becky follows them soon after. Twinkie dies or gets taken away by animal control after getting dangerously sick. Hamber gorges herself to death on orange chicken.

Would hope Becky tries to improve her life, but that might be a stretch.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Deja vu, all over again

 

[The Last Stand]

I think she will stay stagnant at her 600 lb weight, and continue the baiting with "life goals" and "weight loss" but ultimately will do the same shit.

I hope the Norma drama will catch up to her and she gets a lot of flask with it. Becky will likely get caught in Amber's gravitational pull and drag herself down in this relationship.

That car is likely on its last legs. New car vlog probably very soon.

 

[knobslobbin]

On June 6th, 2020 at 2:47pm the rapture begins. As you fly naked up into the clouds you look down one last time. Your eyes spot an oddly visible from altitude obeast in KY, and you realize it's your favorite lolcow Amber! She looks up in anger, and hatefully shovels food into her mouth. The sloth, gluttony, and hate combine and she explodes in an eruption of gore as the hell mouth opens in the center of her prodigious jiggling remains. Demons pour forth to consume the earth like so much orange chicken.

Becky loses weight, and Erik ditches the manbun look.

 

[Chamaelirium]

On June 6th, 2020 at 2:47pm the rapture begins. As you fly naked up into the clouds you look down one last time. Your eyes spot an oddly visible from altitude obeast in KY, and you realize it's your favorite lolcow Amber! She looks up in anger, and hatefully shovels food into her mouth. The sloth, gluttony, and hate combine and she explodes in an eruption of gore as the hell mouth opens in the center of her prodigious jiggling remains. Demons pour forth to consume the earth like so much orange chicken.

Becky loses weight, and Erik ditches the manbun look.

This all sounds plausible except for the fact that the pre-tribulation rapture is rank heresy.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I think Amber will lose at least part of a leg, then brag about how much weight she lost.

 

[Your Local Neko Girl GF]

Amber follows a diet, sticks to it, loses weight, increases her mobility and strength capabilities
Becky gets a positive attitude

I know Amber is an absurd cow and the Amberverse in generally a weird place, but there are somethings that have a 0% chance of happening.

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

I predict Amber doesn't gain or lose a significant amount of weight, only because she's near the max point where she can't gain much more stuffing her face. Along with increased Phase 1s since Amber has to realize that if she can't move, eating out everyday becomes impossible.

Becky will gain weight hard once whatever is wrong with her now subsides. I think we'll see her be more like Amber, an openly lying manipulative bitch since most have turned against her, and the Norma thing should linger for a while.

Ricky and Eric will leave this shitshow eventually, but probably not until Amber's money goes away.

 

[SAVE TWINKIE!]

Can you add "Becky dies" to the poll and take Twinkie off?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I predict Amber doesn't gain or lose a significant amount of weight, only because she's near the max point where she can't gain much more stuffing her face

She can gain quite a bit more. There's 700 lb + people out there. They're not common, but her stomach is huge. She can keep eating truckloads of food and pack on even more elbees.

 

[Red Mask]

My guess is that it'll just be more of the same thing. The cycle will continue as long as ALR keeps making good money.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Destiny & Dana will break up. They will move away. Far from amber.

 

[Fupacabra]

Not mentioned in the poll but will happen in 2020 - Amber grows 3rd fupa.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Not mentioned in the poll but will happen in 2020 - Amber grows 3rd fupa.

The second fupa growing a sub-fupa, or a brand new one?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She’ll eventually admit to 600, but she’ll be closer to 700 at that point. Similar to how she reached 500 but kept claiming she was 497 for months to “save face.”

 

[Peachtea18]

I feel like something's going to happen to Norma and Becky's gonna lose whatever sanity she has left and she and Amber will breakup.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Not a major prediction, but I predict that amber will completely size out of torrid tarps, and she'll blame torrid customer service for why she no longer shops there and starts showing hauls from somewhere that carries up to 10x, while still claiming her clothing is 4-5x. If this happens, my sub-prediction is that she'll buy a new pair of yoga pants to wear as leggings, we'll only know this because the hole that's been there for 4 years will be missing.

 

[Christ Cried]

Gonna mark off that middle space and say "Amber gains weight"