If she gains anymore weight this year I think its a distinct possibllity she might not survive the summer. The stress on her body and the heat might be what does her in. That said she lasted this summer so who knows?
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Amberlynn Universe 2020 Predictions - What will happen in 2020 to our gorl, her thumb butler, her effeminate roomates, her pets, and the haydurs?
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She's gonna be forced to admit she has diabetes. She'll lose weight once they have to amputate a leg
-The car will fully die, they will upgrade to some sort of van...maybe not a van actually, as she can't hoist herself up
-Haircut that changes nothing
-The journals and planners remain unfilled
-Amber gets a soda stream she won't use
-She goes deeper into the beauty guru delusions, makeup hoarding increases, she might wear fake eyelahshes
-Falling out with Dusty and Dana with all details omitted
-Becky gets worse mentally but continues to lose weight
-Possible robbery arc
-Haircut that changes nothing
-The journals and planners remain unfilled
-Amber gets a soda stream she won't use
-She goes deeper into the beauty guru delusions, makeup hoarding increases, she might wear fake eyelahshes
-Falling out with Dusty and Dana with all details omitted
-Becky gets worse mentally but continues to lose weight
-Possible robbery arc
I feel like it's gonna be just like this year except it will be more boring because I believe she won't lose weight and with that it will hamper her already compromised mobility and ability to fit into their long suffering Hyundai.
she will go hardcore vegan after falling down some stairs and hitting her head.
Rickie will finally reach his limit, but before he and Eric can move out, Amber dies and/or is hospitalised for something life-threatening.
The combination of stupefying medication and Stockholm Syndrome will make Becky stay with Amber, but she will continue to lose weight and throw occasional shade when the drugs wear off long enough for her to remember she hates Amber.
Wasabi will finally lose his patience and attack Amber, which leads to the cats being dumped. A new pet will likely take their place.
Assuming she won't see the end of 2020, Amber will balloon to approximately 700 elbees, but she'll keep reminding us of that time she lost weight.
The combination of stupefying medication and Stockholm Syndrome will make Becky stay with Amber, but she will continue to lose weight and throw occasional shade when the drugs wear off long enough for her to remember she hates Amber.
Wasabi will finally lose his patience and attack Amber, which leads to the cats being dumped. A new pet will likely take their place.
Assuming she won't see the end of 2020, Amber will balloon to approximately 700 elbees, but she'll keep reminding us of that time she lost weight.
Everyone will want to leave that god forsaken house. I'm sure Amber scent has stained everything. While Becky is looking for a new place and can't distinguish between her weight and credit score, Eric and Ricky will slip out and try to bleach the last few years of their brains and enjoy having their own bathroom again.
Amber will "accidentally" let Wasabi out like she did Dusty's cat, and Wasabi will run for the hills and hopefully find a better life. Amber will replace Wasabi with a new kit-tehn. Becky will keep on Becking.
Amber will be happy in the home/mausoleum that has nice big door frames. Maybe she will make Becky paint the walls pink. Without Ricky to clean, I'll be curious how far Amber gets into her hoarding before the inevitable crane shows up.
Amber will "accidentally" let Wasabi out like she did Dusty's cat, and Wasabi will run for the hills and hopefully find a better life. Amber will replace Wasabi with a new kit-tehn. Becky will keep on Becking.
Amber will be happy in the home/mausoleum that has nice big door frames. Maybe she will make Becky paint the walls pink. Without Ricky to clean, I'll be curious how far Amber gets into her hoarding before the inevitable crane shows up.
Amber will lose all her weight and become a 100 pound skinny legend. No medical consequences or loose skin will remain because of her youth.
Destiny will see the error of her ways and leave her Shrek fridge to take the newly born dainty queen back.
Amber will quit YouTube to pursue a medical doctorate and in later years she will become a renowned bariatric surgeon.
Her Facebook haydurs will still be fat and stay mad.
Destiny will see the error of her ways and leave her Shrek fridge to take the newly born dainty queen back.
Amber will quit YouTube to pursue a medical doctorate and in later years she will become a renowned bariatric surgeon.
Her Facebook haydurs will still be fat and stay mad.
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Reddit speds wander the internet for the next forty years. They fabricate a golden lolcow, but it is a false idol!
They spend the next 3000 years in a diaspora shuffling from gossip site to gossip site only to be continually evicted and dispossessed.
Finally, in an act to contain their exceptionalism and stop them from shitting up civilized threads across the globe, Kiwi Farms annexes gossipbakery and shoves them all in there.
The surrounding shitposting sites lob rockets in attempt to drive them into the sea and exterminate them for good.
It doesn't work.
They spend the next 3000 years in a diaspora shuffling from gossip site to gossip site only to be continually evicted and dispossessed.
Finally, in an act to contain their exceptionalism and stop them from shitting up civilized threads across the globe, Kiwi Farms annexes gossipbakery and shoves them all in there.
The surrounding shitposting sites lob rockets in attempt to drive them into the sea and exterminate them for good.
It doesn't work.
I predict the 300 pound fatties who work at Dollar General will continue raging about Amberlynn online.
Benzo continues to drift into the void, shes reunited with so many dead nephews and becomes catatonic as she now lives entirely in her mind.
Amber's heart grows 3 sizes that day as she realizes she does care about other people... she dies as its finally too big to keep bert alive.
Eric takes over the channel and somewhere twinkie is finally taken care of.
Amber's heart grows 3 sizes that day as she realizes she does care about other people... she dies as its finally too big to keep bert alive.
Eric takes over the channel and somewhere twinkie is finally taken care of.
Becky will finally wreck the car and rack up a DUI and suspended license, rendering her completely useless. She'll just check out at that point, spending the whole of 2020 in a pharmaceutical daze wrapped in her unwashed Deadpool hoodie, just watching old Nicktoons and sucking on sugar-free Werther's.
Benzo Beck's might possibly overdose.
Lazylynn will continue to gain weight. I predict she will be 700lbs by this time next year.
She will have more health problems. How could she not?
Lazylynn will continue to gain weight. I predict she will be 700lbs by this time next year.
She will have more health problems. How could she not?
From the scientific literature, Amber has less than 0.15% chance to lose weight to a normal BMI without bariatric surgery, and the probability that she loses more than 25 lbs, on her own and maintain it in 2020 is less than 1 in 7. So, any weight loss is probably zero, thus no weight loss in 2020 and probably gain weight to the range of 600 to 625 lbs. Will we know the number? Probably not.
Eric is the leaseholder for the house, so if he goes, they all go, unless Amber take over the lease. In her state, she cannot move, so she is staying in.
Becky moves back to her family to support her mother. I know, it is hard to fathom.
Amber’s health will continue to deteriorate slowly but surely. She will try numerous diets but cannot find one that works for her. As with 2019, she will become more and more immobile but will tell us that she has more energy than ever before, living the life. Amber will not get health insurance again in 2020.
Torrid will request that Amber stops showing her clothes unless she buys the proper sizes. The bad publicity is getting to the company.
Eric is the leaseholder for the house, so if he goes, they all go, unless Amber take over the lease. In her state, she cannot move, so she is staying in.
Becky moves back to her family to support her mother. I know, it is hard to fathom.
Amber’s health will continue to deteriorate slowly but surely. She will try numerous diets but cannot find one that works for her. As with 2019, she will become more and more immobile but will tell us that she has more energy than ever before, living the life. Amber will not get health insurance again in 2020.
Torrid will request that Amber stops showing her clothes unless she buys the proper sizes. The bad publicity is getting to the company.
Big Al finally explodes and burns like the freakin' Hindenburg, igniting a roaring wildfire that consumes all of Monticello, KY.
Absolutely no one says "Oh, the humanity".
Absolutely no one says "Oh, the humanity".
I'm just curious, what is your source for these odds?
I did a quick google search, nothing too complicated. That are the numbers from a few articles. One article looked at people with BMIs over 45 for the 0.15% probability number. Amber has a BMI of about 100. Dr. Shaw Somers of “Fat Doctor” (british show like 600 # life, now on YT) basically said that it is impossible to lose weight and keep it off for morbidly obese patients without bariatric surgery.
After a dramatic, tear filled weigh in, she'll proudly announce that she's now doing the Keto diet, followed by a slew of mukbangs where she smugly takes the bread off her big macs and gloats about how light and healthy she's feeling. Much like Jack Salmonella Scalfani, she'll visibly gain weight while shrieking about !!KETO!!!. Then after a month or so, we'll never hear about it ever again.
the dead can be unreliable when looking to the future, but I have a few good sources.
the humid, festering kentucky summer will finally land her in the hospital eith various infections. the fag shanty will abandon her. daytime tv will finally decide she's enough of a freak show to feature, but only for them laygg shots.
the humid, festering kentucky summer will finally land her in the hospital eith various infections. the fag shanty will abandon her. daytime tv will finally decide she's enough of a freak show to feature, but only for them laygg shots.
Wait I just realized there's no option for "Becky drives Amber into the side of a wommart at 50mph" clearly this is rigged so none of us have a chance at getting it right!
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