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Amberlynn500lb Vlogger and chronic dieter

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by PiggyPie, Aug 19, 2016.

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Who weighs more: Amberlynn or Amy Slaton?

  1. Amberlynn

    85 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. Amy Slaton

    190 vote(s)
    57.6%
  3. A Clydesdale Horse

    88 vote(s)
    26.7%
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  1. Best Valentines Day ever
     
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    PiggyPie

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  2. I almost see her singing "What is love?" between downing that alcohol.
    I can't feel sorry for her since she's a pretty horrible person
     
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  3. Saved for prosperity, will upload when necessary. Also, oh no, if every terrible lolcow did a live drunk Q&A, the darkest, blackest truths we would know.... :heart-full:
     
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  4. Her dickriders in the comment section make me ill. Amazing what these assclowns will support.
     
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  5. Big AL snapchated several million messages of her drunkenly singing songs and babbling about being alone. Several hours later she started talking about how she was handling this well and being mature.
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    I wonder how long Danestiny are going to lug the 500 pound third wheel around. They couldn't even have Valentines Day to themselves.
     
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  6. That doesn't bode well. If they carry on like this, being kind out of guilt, they'll end up ALs carers. She's enough of a leech to guilt her way into being financially and physically supported by them both for life. Dustin may never be free.
     
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  7. Funny how Dana and Destiny are literally Satan one moment, but when it benefits her, they're da best! And she's omg so thankful you guiz! I lurv them soooo much!

    I'm amazed about how her audience doesn't see this.
     
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  8. They gave the behemoth candy. It placated her for the moment.
     
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  9. I'm wondering how the fuck they all fit on that couch
     
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  10. Or how it supports almost 1,000 pounds.
     
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    Toxoplasmosis I have scare in my eyes

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  11. i smell lesbian threesome.
     
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    acceptable

    acceptable drugs and pugs

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  12. Holy shit you guys hiiiiiii!!
    I'm new to this thread and I'm sooo happy I found a gossip website without stupid PC shit.

    Anyways, I'm enjoying the shit show right now but I can't believe her fans are now trying to bully Dustin's new girl. The very same people that told us we can't judge AL because we only see a few minutes of her life. And this gorilla isn't even trying to stop them.
     
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  13. Welcome to the family, dude! :)
     
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    FatFuckingClown

    FatFuckingClown *pins you to the ground and force-feeds you crack*

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  14. I can't stop laughing about how Dana and Destiny were so mean and evil, until they gave her a bunch of shitty dollar store candy and now they're the best. Priorities, man.
     
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  15. its the only way to Amberlyns heart. with food.
     
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  16. It looks like AL is covering her bottom half with a blanket. Is it safe to say she never bothered to put on pants at all yesterday?
     
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  17. She has no pants on there, imagine the smell, no wonder Dustin looks happy prolly can smell cheese and bacon bits.
     
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    xenomorph

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  18. If anyone that has been here awhile is waiting to get into the fb comment group and is in the waiting list, pm me your first name and I will get you in. The admin doesnt want white knights and have the group reported by assholes.

    How can dana be called a potato, alr laughs at it, then retweets the same shit and then have a selfie taken with a pantsless buffalo?
     
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  19. A question: can she actually wipe her ass? I know some of you mentioned it already but I never really saw someone morbidly obese in person and she definitely looks like she needs to wash her ass every time she takes a shit.
     
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  20. Remember that loofah, the long one? That.
     
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