Amberlyn's pets -

Billie Ross

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A little perspective on Hamber's poor cats type situation....
1 litter tray for 2 cats
lets pretend Thumb cleaned it and filled with fresh litter before she went away...
3 days of free feed cats pooping and peeing (is hot)
Cats with regular meal poop once/twice a day, free feed cats you can't predict, lets be nice and say 2 times a day
Cats pee from 2 to 3 times a day, is hot so they have more water, lets say 3 times
The litter tray will contain around 12 poos and 18 pees under the Kentucky's summer heat in a house without open windows (AC on)
Cat owners know exactly what this means...
I hope in an act of spite and despair the cats poop and pee in the pillow mountain .

The litter tray in question...
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Jenna Marbles' chihuahua is 14 years old and looks to be doing much better than Twinkie Storr.

Also, that lump on her neck just.. Every time I see it, I stare. She didn't say what the one time vet said about it.
Probably a lipoma. It happens a lot in dogs that have hyperthyroidism and are overweight as well as older dogs but can also occur in certain breeds regardless of health or age.
 

Okami Green

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Probably a lipoma. It happens a lot in dogs that have hyperthyroidism and are overweight as well as older dogs but can also occur in certain breeds regardless of health or age.
Lipomas are benign growths, but since Twinkie's is on her neck I'd be concerned about the pressure that it and the collar put on her throat.
 
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and with the mention of the summer heat Al also just leaves dry cat kibble out for days. not the same as wet food but it still has to get a little nasty being out in the heat. I wonder if she empties the kibble dish out or just puts more in like the litter tray. D: we've been seeing the cats going around the table when AL eats looking for food and I know most cats will do that but I feel bad for AL's cats because I know they don't get regular food. maybe they are really hungry. And here's this fat cow eating 10,000 calories a day, buying all of those torrid tents and candles but she can't buy her cats decent food and hire a maid to change their litter.
 

Okami Green

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and with the mention of the summer heat Al also just leaves dry cat kibble out for days. not the same as wet food but it still has to get a little nasty being out in the heat. I wonder if she empties the kibble dish out or just puts more in like the litter tray. D: we've been seeing the cats going around the table when AL eats looking for food and I know most cats will do that but I feel bad for AL's cats because I know they don't get regular food. maybe they are really hungry. And here's this fat cow eating 10,000 calories a day, buying all of those torrid tents and candles but she can't buy her cats decent food and hire a maid to change their litter.
Even if Rarity is getting new food every day, what about the water she needs? What about the fact that her food and water dishes haven't been cleaned in months? Amberlynn wouldn't eat her hamburger helper out of a dirty dish, but it's totally fine for her animals to eat out of disgusting containers.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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> Amberlynn wouldn't eat out of a dirty dish

Hey, now we don't know that.
She's got three house-servants doing that kind of petty grunt work for her. Filthy bitch wont wash her hair, her folds, her nails, or brush her own teeth though. You think if ALL the Chez Fag roommates took a vacation and left her behind....? She'll be sucking taco pig slop out of dirty troughs in no time
 
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and with the mention of the summer heat Al also just leaves dry cat kibble out for days. not the same as wet food but it still has to get a little nasty being out in the heat. I wonder if she empties the kibble dish out or just puts more in like the litter tray. D: we've been seeing the cats going around the table when AL eats looking for food and I know most cats will do that but I feel bad for AL's cats because I know they don't get regular food. maybe they are really hungry. And here's this fat cow eating 10,000 calories a day, buying all of those torrid tents and candles but she can't buy her cats decent food and hire a maid to change their litter.
A cat should have some wet food in their diet in the summertime. It's not required or anything, but it gives them a bit more moisture in their diet and cat's kidneys are really delicate and they're prone to dehydration. If they don't have fresh water some of them won't drink enough. It's another instinct throwback to big cats who tend to drink from streams or some sort of flowing water if it's available because stagnant water can be harmful. You know she doesn't change their water out and if she fed them wet food that would be too much of a chore because she'd have to rinse out the bowl and open a can and bend down four times a day and that is way too much for our gorl. They have a massive bowl of kibble and I'll bet anything that they share that huge bowl of water with Twinkie.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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So she was definitely thick and bigger than she should have been for her breed when AL and Destiny got ahold of her....but there is absolutely no denying at all that Twinkie has exploded in weight and blown up in size too. She's gained way way too much.
 

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She overfed Krystle's pets too. Back then, Amberlynn's one household chore seemed to be feeding the animals and she'd give the three cats half a fucking bag of treats, each, every night! They also had a beagle that was obese. Amberlynn was constantly giving him table scraps AND she'd give the dog half a bag/box worth of treats every night. By the time Krystle dumped AL and AL was preparing to leave, the beagle had gained even MORE weight. Just horrific.

She's fucking selfish, it's as simple as that. She wants the animals to love on her, she wants to be their "favorite" so she bribes them with treats. Anyone who truly cared for their pets would never do this because you know you're ruining their quality of life by making them obese and you're shortening their lifespan by several years. The narc supply you get from having animals "lovingly" follow you around (hoping you'll drop food for them) isn't worth it, when you're someone who actually wants your pets to be, you know, ALIVE for as long as possible.

E: And I have to stress that these animals were legit morbidly obese. I'm not saying every person with an overweight pet is a piece of shit.
 

Piggy Pot Pie

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Iconic Moment: Destiny hitting the puppy--

Yes, Amber kind of smiled when Destiny smacked that puppy but her expression quickly turned into a look of shock devoid of happiness. She instinctively moved the puppy away from Destiny so let’s give her a little credit for having basic instincts. She was momentarily disillusioned by her peg-toothed, chicken sausage eyelid disaster of a true love which means that deep down she knows right from wrong. Praise the Lard! But later she drops a kitten.

https://youtu.be/03T95ra3hps?t=41

Living with Krystle’s family is where she COULD have picked up good pet owner habits. Destiny is the kind of person who gets baby animals cuz they’re cute, makes them neurotic, ill mannered, and fat and then surrenders the poor animal to the first Kentucky fried crystal muffin winner winner chicken dinner who answers her barely literate craigslist ad. I wonder how many puppies and kittens she’s got and ditched over the years? Amber probably has a journal for each one of them. Gracie was probably better off getting outta there.

Also, Zachary Micahel adopted a senior dog and no amount of shouted ‘ma’am’s could take that fact away. Obese Kentuckians could learn from that instead of breeding an abundance of trailer park pit bulls that are difficult to re-home.
 

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I'm not discounting anything you're saying but it should be noted that the pitbull puppy never belonged to AL/D. It belonged to their roommate (the older sister of the girl on the bed with AL/D). The puppy disappeared because the roommate moved out.
 

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Rarity in the latest eat with me video gave me feels. I've seen cats with resting sadcat face, but poor Rarity is a whole 'nother level.
 
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Slightly off topic, but in Eric's newest video at 1:00 in we have a Wasabi sighting where he's being friendly with E&R and their dog. Nothing of note after this though. (candles, spending Ricky's money, the usual)
:optimistic: that maybe the gays have been bonding with the cats, so when AL eventually dumps them maybe they can just stay with E&R instead of being shipped to god knows where.
 
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Rarity in the latest eat with me video gave me feels. I've seen cats with resting sadcat face, but poor Rarity is a whole 'nother level.
She's probably bored out of her little cat mind. People joke about them being easy maintenance, which is true when compared to dogs, but they still need mental and physical stimulation. Hamber probably gets winded even waving around a cat toy from a sitting position for longer than two minutes.
 

Billie Ross

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I know this was probably here before, but for the new ones, here you can have an idea how the cats "situation" was when she lived alone and when the Butler is out to visit family.
Wasabi was so desperate that he used to make her red sofa as litter tray, to the point she had to dump the sofa before moving to the Fag Shanty.
They probably told Becky she could only move one stinky couch inside their house and she chose Hamber.
LOL to the full of shit litter tray, the bitch has no shame... FFS

 
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Twinkie's (lack of) mobility in her latest vlog had me MOTI
That poor thing needs glucosamine and more frequent walks, to be helped up and down from beds/furniture, vet checkups.
Its clear she's getting grey and older, and Amber's minimalist approach won't work forever.

Overweight, not nearly active enough, not being assisted or picked up properly, compensating for the painfully long nails...
Albert has officially succeeded in forcing Twink to lead the same lifestyle. And they're both showing symptoms at the same time, ironically.
 

Norisent

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It wasn't posted yet, but in 9-3-19 video she shows that Twinkie's food is the Chicken and Pea formula by Pure Balance. Dog Food Advisor is a privately run website that rates foods on nutritional value and ingredients. It has an average rating, so for once Amber wasn't completely fucking up on something.
I hadn't seen this posted in this thread either, but in her "house tour" from July, she shows that in the garbage from de-cluttering is a bunch of cat stuff.
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Now they don't have anything we know of to scratch on because our gorl had to put her torrid racks there. How sweet of her.
 

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