Amber's Illnesses Megathread - For someone who "never gets sick", she sure gets sick a lot.

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So, she's sick again with the stomach flu, or whatever it was.

It's honestly probably food poisoning from AL's horrible cooking, considering her and becky caught it at exactly the same time and her housemates haven't gotten it yet, but sure, let's go with 'flu'.

Anyway, just wanted to provide a thread to serve as a partial dead pool and partial discussion of her various ailments.

We've got the never-healing cat scratch, endless colds with fevers and spewing out both ends, anything else of late I've been missing?

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Her plethora of diabetes symptoms she refuses to acknowledge?

 

[CC 855]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

 

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

FAS or just too much fat smoothing everything out?

 

[spookyjimmy]

Just being fat really. loose weight and you become ill less. Simple af

 

[Malibougie]

Depression
Anxiety
Trypophobia
Egg Alergy
Cat Alergy
Fatty Liver
Food Addiction
Binge Eating Disorder

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Depression
Anxiety
Trypophobia
Egg Alergy
Cat Alergy
Fatty Liver
Food Addiction
Binge Eating Disorder

Trypophobia isnt real lol

 

[RG 448]

she suffers from fat

 

[ricecake]

I am assuming her general lack of hygiene is to blame for her frequent "flu." Does anyone actually believe this bitch washes her hands regularly?

 

[also autistic]

Depression
Anxiety
Trypophobia
Egg Alergy
Cat Alergy
Fatty Liver
Food Addiction
Binge Eating Disorder

Don't forget Borderline Personality Disorder

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Don't forget Borderline Personality Disorder

I'd go with Cluster B Personality Disorder, possible BPD/NPD.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Don't forget NPD

FTFY

Edit: You beat me to it FeedMeLobsterNow lol

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

From page 477 of General Discussion...I know there's plenty of new ones since then, and don't forget heel spur and Asthma that went away for some reason when she lost weight, and then came back when she gained...

Claims to have: OCD, social anxiety, panic/anxiety disorder, depression, binge eating disorder, high blood-pressure, dermatillomania or CSP (compulsive skin picking), the thing where you're afraid of holey textures (trypophobia), arachniphobia, attachment disorder (fear of sleeping alone), astraphobia (fear of storms), and driving phobia.

Actually has: Fructophobia (fear of fruit, is afraid of fruit like avocados and hating fruit also makes her more like Trish) diabetes, lymphedema, herpes, borderline personality disorder, idiot disorder, and POS syndrome (and I ain't talkin' PCOS, but she might have that too).

Please add to this list if I have forgotten any, there are just soooo many things wrong with her.

 

[Long time lurker]

From page 477 of General Discussion...I know there's plenty of new ones since then, and don't forget heel spur and Asthma that went away for some reason when she lost weight, and then came back when she gained...

Last she talked about her asthma (on a video walking with Eric) she said it only happens when she exercises.

Funny how some of her phobias just disappeared, like her astraphobia (fear of storms). She wasn't afraid of getting in the car at 3:00 A.M., during a storm to pick up her cats.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Amber like totes has Bipolar Disorder because she like gets happy or sad or mad all in one day.

 

[EH 110]

She claims to have a slipped disc.

 

[vodka]

Didn't she make Becky drive her to get food out to eat during her binge? I saw a few comments saying so, and if that's what happened, maybe she got food poisoning from the restaurant/fast food or she ate a bunch of greasy, probably undercooked or unsanitary food and that's why she's sick.

Also, I definitely agree that's she cluster B, probably NPD.

 

[Dr.Research]

Amber like totes has Bipolar Disorder because she like gets happy or sad or mad all in one day.

I was about to disagree with this, but then I realized how sarcastic this is.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She got cellulitis from stubbing her toe that one time, or was it 2 times... fear of taking medicine, gets cold sores in cold weather, Eric said she has jaundice...

 

[C3PBRO]

What the fuck are you guys talking about, Amber told us herself she never gets sick.