Amber's Sad Sad Tears - Her tears sustain me

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber's (crocodile) tears are like manna from heaven. Please post pics and a reference if possible.

This little gem from the infamous "panic attack" video (aka "mental things is scary"):

 

[Pony Horn]

I would pull over and post here.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I confess I didn't watch the entire video, but at one point I think she says: "I love how my wallet is fat, not my shelf ass."

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

At this point I'm shocked her tears don't come out as lard.

 

[Xenomorph]

THIS IS SO RAW YOU GUISE, FAWK.

 

[ADHD]

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

the "confessing everything i lied about" video

 

[StrawberryDouche]

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

How can someone so vapid be so unhappy?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

She is so so bad at pretending to cry. He fake tears and fake wah-wah boo-hooing are at pitiful, toddler temper tantrums as far as tier level on the good ol' Acting Scale goes. That's why its always such a huge whenever the total exceptionals fall for it.
If anybody ever feels bad for her again, just point them directly towards this thread.

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the "confessing everything i lied about" video

What an absolute banger of a subtitle, jesus christ.

 

[Terminus Est]

Good thing her tears aren't made of candy otherwise she'd be crying permanently

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She is so so bad at pretending to cry. He fake tears and fake wah-wah boo-hooing are at pitiful, toddler temper tantrums as far as tier level on the good ol' Acting Scale goes. That's why its always such a huge whenever the total exceptionals fall for it.
If anybody ever feels bad for her again, just point them directly towards this thread.

God damn it, it's so pitifully bad.

Spoiler: Autistic screeching

Makes me cringe and feel this anger inducing unidentifiable feeling every time she does this because HOW IN THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE BE THIS SELF UNAWARE TO THINK THAT ANYONE ELSE COULD POSSIBLY FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT?????????

 

[I never almost drownded]

Y'all forgetting the best of the worst: During "saying goodbye after 11 years..." when she forced tears out of her adipose-enfolded peepers because it's "stormeen" and she's such a dainty pathetic princesslynn

Gorl, four-year-old kids do this when they want attention.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Y'all forgetting the best of the worst: During "saying goodbye after 11 years..." when she forced tears out of her adipose-enfolded peepers because it's "stormeen" and she's such a dainty pathetic princesslynn

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Gorl, four-year-old kids do this when they want attention.

She looks like she's smelling her fingers.

 

[guacieface]

Good thing her tears aren't made of candy otherwise she'd be crying permanently

They would more likely to be made of orange chicken or mayo

 

[Whatthefuck]

She looks like she's smelling her fingers.

She is. How else could she make herself cry?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Motion to add "go cry to someone else lol" as the subtitle.

This was her crying about how Lexapro made her not care about being fat and now she cares. She really really cares. (January 2019)

 

[Sofonda Cox]

She is so so bad at pretending to cry. He fake tears and fake wah-wah boo-hooing are at pitiful, toddler temper tantrums as far as tier level on the good ol' Acting Scale goes. That's why its always such a huge whenever the total exceptionals fall for it.
If anybody ever feels bad for her again, just point them directly towards this thread.





What an absolute banger of a subtitle, jesus christ.

I would cry every goddamn day if that was my body.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Motion to add "go cry to someone else lol" as the subtitle.

This was her crying about how Lexapro made her not care about being fat and now she cares. She really really cares. (January 2019)

Motion seconded. Shit, who has a copy of Robert's Rules of Order?

 

[sperginity]

Good thing her tears aren't made of candy otherwise she'd be crying permanently

I, for one, am strongly in favor of discovering perpetual motion machinery this way