Lolcow Amer Hussain / Monica White / Poleaboo / Moni !!duh2/dI1Qty - Stalker troon, wants to fuck his sister, /r9k/ reject, Pakistani white supremacist, will piss in your drinks

Zodiax · Oct 26, 2019

Poleaboo, born Amer Hussain (June 24, 1992) now going by Monica White (At least online) is a Scot of Pakistani descent that seems to be incapable of stopping himself from making the worst decisions in life. Arrests, firings, family estrangement, incest fetishes, trooning out, NEETdom… Poley is a true trainwreck of a human being, mainly because he never seems to realize that being a dick to everyone around you is a bad move. That being an attention whore on 4chan is a dumb idea. That maybe you shouldn't document criminal acts on a blog.

Poleaboo's tale (Or at least the best documentation of it) starts in 2015 when he sets up his blog. One that he updated daily, including all his most embarrassing innermost thoughts. In this blog, he obsessed over a Polish girl he went to school with. Not satisfied with simply being obsessive, he adds petty to the mix and would constantly attribute every single action done by his roommates as a malicious attack on him. And he would respond by pissing in their drinks.

Speaking of piss, he had the strange habit of urinating in bottles in his room and hiding it, seemingly because he wanted to lessen his contact with other people. Despite the fact he unironically laments his loneliness and wishes he had friends to care about him.

Eventually, Poley's blog was sent to the Polish girl he creeped on. She, understandably brought it up to both the University and the police, and he was kicked out of school and arrested. You'd think that would be a wake up call. Instead, Poley starts talking to the cops directly through his blog as he details his adventures in getting his first job, where he makes creepy and insulting comments about his coworkers. Which get back to his coworkers. He gets fired and whines.

His job search resumes as he spitefully blames it on everyone else, and not his blog where he talks about his masturbatory habits, anti-Pakistani views (despite being Pakistani), general inceldom and lack of social skills.

After applying to a couple places, Poley gets a new job at an amusement park, where he seems to get off on being a dick to people, hates on everyone he works with, creeped on underage girls and flaunts serious mistakes that could have resulted in injury of people at the park. Finally, his blog is discovered by his coworkers and despite keeping his job for a bit, his fuckups cause him to be, once again, fired, this coincides with the disciplinary hearing.

A few days after his firing, he goes silent for a year.
This silence wasn't caused by any sort of revelation that constantly sharing embarrassing and incriminating details about yourself is a bad idea. Poley got arrested again and this time he had his electronics seized by the police and was forbidden from posting anything online for a year. It took a court order to get this guy to keep from posting the most embarrassing details about his life to everyone.

Now living at home, he enjoys being in his mid 20s and leeching off his parents. He comes to the realization that his problems with socialization aren't because of autism or being an antisocial prick, but because he's clearly dealing with gender dysphoria. Instead of going to a doctor, or a psych, or a counsellor, or talking to his family, his solution is mail order titty skittles, highly toxic diet pills and start cutting. Then posting his cuts on his blog.

It's at this point we get a good description of Poley's relationship with his parents. One fraught with him being just as lovely to them as he was to his roommates. His sisters try to tell him that he should do something with his life, and thus he spews hate at them. His mom is either his best friend or a stupid bitch, depending on if she's currently agreeing with him or not.

To say Poley has father issues is an understatement. He considers his father to be an example of all he hates about "Pakis". Asking for help with reading English on tax forms? Learn the language, you foreign fuck! Want to know more and see if you can help with my court case? You're just worried about your reputation in the Paki community, you rapist!

Oh, that's another thing. Poley says that Pakistani men are all rapists, that they can't take no for an answer and that he and his sisters are all products of rape. At one point he says his mom claimed her father raped her while they were talking in private, but any subsequent conversation has her denying it. He hated his father before ever mentioning the rape issue, so I don't think there's any validity to it.

Finally there's the issue of his sisters. He has younger sisters that he has a love-hate relationship with. In that they hate him wasting his life hiding in a room and being a petty idiot, but can sometimes get along with him when he acts like a reasonable human being.

However, this isn't the end of it. In one of the only cases of Poley trying to erase embarrassing shit he's done, he ended up changing an old entry in his blog to remove a certain line. One where he says the only thing that's been getting him off is the thought of being dominated by his (then apparently underage) sister.

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After realizing that if he wanted to troon out, he'd have to pay for hair removal, estrogen and his vidya, he realized that he'd need to quit his NEETdom and get a job. In the meantime, he'd live off his parents and NEETbux.

Eventually he discovered the miracle of lying on a resume and just made shit up wholesale, which resulted in him finding employment at a call centre.

While working at the call centre, Poley manages to smarten up a bit and kept the details of where he worked under wraps...at least on his own blog. Being a prolific 4chan tripfag, the people he annoyed with his bluster decided to find out where he worked and bide their time. He did, however, continue to creep on random people, act like a total douche to others and avoid socialization the rest of the time, all while resenting others for socializing and not including him.

This is also when he works up the courage to talk to a doctor about getting psychiatric help. After chickening out about mentioning the trans thing, he waffles back and forth about going to the doctor or not, removing himself from the doctor's registry, re-registering and basically just being an indecisive cunt.

Any time he had to go into the city for his court dates, he called in sick and eventually he came to the conclusion that everyone was out to punish him when it was all just a prank, bro. He gets a slap on the wrist but is disheartened to hear he won't be allowed to go back to the university.

This doesn't seem to phase him much, as he decides to buy a second ps4 and tv so that he no longer needs to leave his room. Feeling unappreciated at work, he stops trying and does the minimum amount of work and starts looking up a new worker's facebook and trying to fuck her over by flagging any mistakes she makes at work. He blows off his probation case worker and says he's learned nothing.

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This is all just stuff he posts on his own blog. He posts every day and has for years. (Seriously, archiving this shit gave me car He's also a prolific r9k poster, where he's got a bit of a reputation for being an attention whore, craving white dick, and where we find out that it wasn't just the girl he was creeping on that he posted pics of online, he also filmed his ex roommate (Also a Polish girl) getting into the shower with a hidden camera he set up. He now spends most of his free time on r9k where he spergs and gets slapped down (Most of the time).

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We've got a troon with unwarranted self importance, a desire to overshare, a lack of an ability to learn from past mistakes and even a group of people that regularly interact with him and occasionally troll him.

A recipe for laughs and drama, I'd say.

Blog:

Human Garbage

Social anxiety and failure DISCLAIMER - This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance …

poleaboo.wordpress.com

Blog made about his actions:
https://ameraboo.wordpress.com/2019/08/30/welcome-to-the-poleaboo-truth-blog/ (Archive)

Steam Profile:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Poleaboo (Set to private)

Reddit profile:
https://www.reddit.com/user/Poleaboo_x (Archive)

Archives of the Blog:

Youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0YC766cVKSAmqrnaghO8Q

4chan's r9k, where he normally can be found in the /britfeels/ thread:
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/catalog

Archives of 4chan threads about/by/featuring him:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/11067586
https://yuki.la/r9k/29020059
http://archive.md/alnum
http://archive.md/kgim1

CatharticShitHead · Oct 26, 2019

This seems like a wild fucking ride. I'm glad to see you archived stuff. Is he still active or is this just a little archive so we don't forget?

Zodiax · Oct 26, 2019

CatharticShitHead said:
This seems like a wild fucking ride. I'm glad to see you archived stuff. Is he still active or is this just a little archive so we don't forget?

While he may not be pissing in drinks anymore, he's actively posting on britfeels where he goes between causing drama and getting shit on by the posters there. The thing about them calling his work happened 2 days ago because they pissed him off so much.

https://archive.md/9pooo
Here he is attention whoring and asking for dick today.
Edit:
Hell, since starting this thread, this exchange happened:

While I don't see Poley as being on the same level as OPL, there are definitely enough in terms of similarities to generate regular laughs, since he refuses to shut up.

Rat Speaker · Oct 26, 2019

@Zodiax is he active anywhere outside of 4 chan and his blog? Any twitter accounts, steam or anywhere else where he can be watched? If he has a twitter he seems like the type that would produce.

who dare wins? · Oct 26, 2019

Jesus fucking christ, thanks for this post mate. it always seems to be that /R9K/ always produces fucking dregs of humanity and it also really shows the lolcow in some people

totse · Oct 26, 2019

You know you're a real failure when you have to lie on your resume to get a fucking call center job

Man vs persistent rat · Oct 26, 2019

How the fuck do you get away with trooning out while living with Pakistani parents?

Zodiax · Oct 26, 2019

Rat Speaker said:
@Zodiax is he active anywhere outside of 4 chan and his blog? Any twitter accounts, steam or anywhere else where he can be watched? If he has a twitter he seems like the type that would produce.

Well, he has a youtube, but he only has 3 vids on it. He seems the type to mention his other ways of communicating on his blog thing, but the only mentions of Twitter are referencing him stalking co-workers on it. From what I've seen, he doesn't do any PC gaming, instead using a tablet for Hearthstone and a PS4.

EDIT: Found references to Steam on his blog and it looks like he uses Poleaboo as a steam username as well, but he has it set to private. Added it for the sake of completeness.

who dare wins? said:
Jesus fucking christ, thanks for this post mate. it always seems to be that /R9K/ always produces fucking dregs of humanity and it also really shows the lolcow in some people

Why did it even start becoming the hangout of autistic incels anyway? Seriously the shit I saw when searching for this guy is just ridiculous. So little self-awareness in everyone there.

who dare wins? · Oct 26, 2019

Zodiax said:
Well, he has a youtube, but he only has 3 vids on it. He seems the type to mention his other ways of communicating on his blog thing, but the only mentions of Twitter are referencing him stalking co-workers on it. From what I've seen, he doesn't do any PC gaming, instead using a tablet for Hearthstone and a PS4.

Why did it even start becoming the hangout of autistic incels anyway? Seriously the shit I saw when searching for this guy is just ridiculous. So little self-awareness in everyone there.

I don't know. its mainly /r9k/ that is intel HQ. and that same un self awareness allowed people like reiko to start manipulating them

Null · Oct 26, 2019

Why the fuck did you feel the need to obsessively change the font for no reason and center things for no reason

Zodiax · Oct 26, 2019

Null said:
Why the fuck did you feel the need to obsessively change the font for no reason and center things for no reason

Centering is because I'm apparently autistic and thought it'd look better. (Fixed)
Font...I accidentally changed the font on one paragraph, figured I should change the rest to match, then couldn't figure out which was the normal font, so I left it as is in hopes I'd figure out which was the normal font. (aka I'm retarded)

Edit: Many thanks to @Yotsubaaa for helping me fix the font!

Yotsubaaa · Oct 26, 2019

Zodiax said:
Centering is because I'm apparently autistic and thought it'd look better. (Fixed)
Font...I accidentally changed the font on one paragraph, figured I should change the rest to match, then couldn't figure out which was the normal font, so I left it as is in hopes I'd figure out which was the normal font. (aka I'm exceptional)

The normal font specifically doesn't appear in the drop-down list, so it looks like you're using the larger font size 18 for everything. If you want to remove it so it doesn't look as jarring, just Toggle the BB codes and remove the [SIZE= ] and [/SIZE] formatting specs like this:

Other than that, I liked your OP. Nice find!

Zodiax · Oct 27, 2019

Added a bit more to the OP.

I'm glad the people on /r9k/ started archiving shit, because apparently Poley has a sis-dom fetish he posted about then tried to erase. If he hadn't pissed them off, we'd have lost that horrifying tidbit.
The /r9k/ Brits say his sis was underage at the time, but since he has multiple sisters and I haven't seen any indication of their ages yet, I can't verify the exact level of fucked up. Still pretty fucked either way.

Slowpoke Sonic · Oct 28, 2019

Yeah no wonder /r9k/ would have a lolcow like this motherfucker

TendieGremlin · Oct 28, 2019

Thanks for a good find and for following formatting rules.

Gustav Schuchardt · Oct 29, 2019

It's interesting how he goes from sexual attraction to women to wanting to be a woman.

What did he do to make him worry about failing a Disclosure and Barring Service check?

Treated Right

I got up today bright eyed and bushy tailed since I had a brilliant new beginning to wake up to. It was cold but I had enough time and will power to pull myself together. I started work at 10pm so …

poleaboo.wordpress.com

http://archive.md/R5Vtm

At no point did I sign anything giving my employer consent to do a DBS check but I’ve since learned that they don’t need it. They can still do a basic one which will tell them I lied about having a clean record, I can only cross my fingers and hope they just don’t do one and that my references will see me through. I like this place and I want it to work, I can see myself being really happy here, I’ve been told that since it won’t be too bust at night, I’ll be given extra responsibilities. Exactly what I wanted out of my last gig.

It’s not the most exciting place in the world but it’s civilised, you don’t need to ask to go to the bathroom and they don’t want you taking your training stuff home with you, out personal time is for us, not work. The computers also look very nice, the carpet is clean and bright, there’s a kitchen and a chill out area. I’m considering referring people from the old place that I liked here.

At home I binge ate, there isn’t even any substantial junk food around, I just ate whatever I could find. Bits and pieces of chocolate mostly. I didn’t intend to but I wasted over 2 hours playing Magic Arena, another 1 went on YouTube. I’m very worried about a DBS check and how it will be handled, I don’t want to be called in one day and asked about it.

A Welsh Cake · Oct 29, 2019

He strikes me as the sort of guy who couldn’t even pass his GCSEs, how on Earth he hasn’t been excommunicated from his community is beyond me.

Zodiax · Oct 29, 2019

Gustav Schuchardt said:
What did he do to make him worry about failing a Disclosure and Barring Service check?

According to him, his posts about Polish girls that he made on his blog and 4chan (as well as the hidden cam nudes he uploaded of his former roommate) got him prosecuted for cyberstalking and making threats.

Mind you he quit his previous job (at a different call centre) with basically no notice because he felt like he wasn't appreciated for doing the bare minimum at his job and surfing 4chan all day. The thing I've noticed about this guy is that every single problem he comes across is so clearly of his own doing yet he doesn't realize it.

If he talked to the girls instead of creeping on them he might've had a chance with one of them (a very very slim chance, but it'd be better than what he did). If he didn't post about creeping on them on a blog and 4chan he wouldn't have been charged. I he didn't isolate himself at work, he'd feel more appreciated by those who try to reach out. If he didn't quit the job he had, he wouldn't worry about a criminal background check.

And that's what makes him so entertaining.

A Welsh Cake said:
He strikes me as the sort of guy who couldn’t even pass his GCSEs, how on Earth he hasn’t been excommunicated from his community is beyond me.

He lives with his parents, isolates himself at work and basically only communicates with people on 4chan's /r9k/, where he's trolled and insulted most of the time. He doesn't have much of a community to be excommunicated from.

Gustav Schuchardt · Oct 29, 2019

I found this blog, which is about all the stuff he posted on 4chan or his blog and then deleted

Welcome to the Poleaboo Truth Blog

This blog will be uncensored. Feel free to use it to comment on posts where Amer Hussain censors, blocks or otherwise impedes the free flow of information. Let’s start with a topical one. Thi…

ameraboo.wordpress.com

http://archive.md/P3ris

Welcome to the Poleaboo Truth Blog

This blog will be uncensored. Feel free to use it to comment on posts where Amer Hussain censors, blocks or otherwise impedes the free flow of information. Let’s start with a topical one. Thi…

web.archive.org

imgur link

a. hussain

Post with 14 views. a. hussain

imgur.com

http://archive.md/1ms9m

a. hussain

Post with 7 views. a. hussain

web.archive.org

Basically, the hidden cam stuff is what got him kicked out of uni and arrested. However, that's merely the garnish on this particular shit sandwich. There's incest, pedophilia, violent fantasies and a general inability to complete any task or avoid pissing off any person.

archive.md and wayback archives because archive.md seems a bit flaky today.

Zodiax · Oct 29, 2019

Gustav Schuchardt said:
I found this blog, which is about all the stuff he posted on 4chan or his blog and then deleted

Shit, I spotted that a few weeks ago but completely forgot about it. Thanks for finding it! I'll add it to the OP!

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