American Fart Association of America (Community) - A place where you can feel important because you fart.

Would you join the American Fart Association of America?


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~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~

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American Fart Association of America (archive link) is a Facebook community page based out of Hudson, Wisconsin which currently has 2,077 members who have no problem telling everyone they enjoy farts more than the average human being.

You can find out some 'juicy' information on the about page (archive link) of the group.

Their story: "For too long farts have been treated with disdain and prejudice, it is time for all Americans to embrace the fart. God put them here for us to laugh uncontrollably. This group is for all those who feel the same way, let us unite and join together to embrace the awesomeness of the fart!"

Their about: "A very distinguished group of Americans who love to fart!"

Their 'products': "100% Organic Farts"

Community members enjoy posting fart, poop, and other bathroom-related pictures, memes, and other media.

Here are some examples of the quality content you will find on their page.

https://archive.li/jfntp/d64925b654efdc40bb2f181ef09efc9c13f47b6f

https://archive.li/TrNNk/bb5d26a5a1b056860882794e0ebedba27f9cd18e

https://archive.li/Z5tw6/7ab3303c394053c4dfd1e89da09df1908d25a218

It isn't all just fun and memes on the group, though. These people have a genuine interest in the science of farts and how they can better mankind as a whole.

Hence why they post such deep and insightful articles such as, "Scientists Say Smelling Farts Can Cure Cancer" (archive link), "British Inventor To Aim The World's Largest 'Fart Machine' At France" (archive link), and "Patient's fart causes fire in Japanese operating theatre" (archive link).

Here are some examples of the riveting discussions that take place in this group.
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Some people talking about a homemade book about fart creatures.

https://archive.li/jiV9q/fac74b5da4feadd1beb1cd579a36ac75aa763455

https://archive.li/lWbnk/dcb512628dd889992bfeef1857f4e2c6bd0fce3d.png
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Discussions about the proper fart-shielding underwear to buy.

https://archive.li/51iBF/61ad01c74bac253852965b77f737a3c5546a77f3

https://archive.li/Bhntn/18ce5bfe9e6b393192684c0b1d9a7e78825e9cc1.png
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And having conversations about fart documentaries on Amazon.

https://archive.li/Q3Mrp/f3d9212160176641b9fcc2294171c694901bc03e.png
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Occasionally, some fart fetishists pop in and ask if anyone would be willing to fart on them or in their general direction. So I suppose this occasionally crosses over into fart fetish territory as well.

Here are some of the fetishists who pop in to leave their two cents on the matter.

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Sometimes community members feel the need to share their fart stories with the group. These people have little shame when it comes to advertising their farts.

Here is one such story we would all probably be better off not knowing about.

https://archive.li/E3EuE/8dadba6ad7cf0a5a6cb0ab1531a9aac782513ba3.png

Oh and a story shared by some dude who had farts so bad that it apparently caused his wife to file for divorce.



Once in a while, some normie pops in and is appalled at all of the toilet humor on the page. If you scroll down far enough on the community section (archive link), you will find them complaining about fart jokes and threatening to report the page to Facebook or something. They obviously have never been successful in taking down the page but their angry reviews are fun to laugh at.
 
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i would extend this to all fart communities because I'm sure there are plenty more
That's a good point. There are tons of fart appreciation/ fart fetish groups on many different social media sites (such as Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and so on).

This was just one of the more active ones I found on Facebook that had a good amount of members.
 
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~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~

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Yeah, that does not surprise me at all.
My favorite thing is how serious people take this group. There is one place in the community section where there was this in-depth conversation about the usefulness of farts. Like...it wasn't a running gag. They weren't joking. It was an honest-to-apples discussion about how farts are useful and contribute to society. LOL
 

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
 

~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~

I am a llama who likes drama.
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
I had this odd image of two people farting on each other in public. :L It's probably happened before. Some people like to flaunt their fetishes in public like some kind of circus sideshow.
 
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