Americans: How many people have you killed, with food -

[Shiversblood]

Hello everyone. In the USA, there is a extreme obesity epidemic that is going on. Are you American? Oh you are? Ok. Now I wonder, how many people have you killed, by giving them food? Americans really enjoy eating large amounts of food. Also, some Americans, get a lot of pleasure from, becoming feeders. Feeding someone so much food that they just rapidly gain 100 pounds or more. Eating too much food leads to obesity related illnesses, and also death.

If you live in the USA, are you actually killing people, with food? Is that murder? Legally speaking it is not considered murder if you kill someone by feeding someone too much food, but morally? And what does God say about? Would you go to hell, for murder, for feeding someone so much that they actually died? Very powerful questions to think about. Discuss.

 

[Just A Butt]

Only two, so far. But I'm just starting out.

 

[biggest big boy]

through agricultural slave labor probably thousands

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I haven't killed anyone, though I have eaten venison and beef intestines (in a Dominican restaurant)
Once my boss hid my mom's second yellow squash casserole for himself and his parents, and he had a heart attack (from stress not food)

 

[Just A Butt]

Once my boss hid my mom's second yellow squash casserole for himself and his parents

why did your boss have access to your mom's kitchen?

 

[draggs]

Not enough

why did your boss have access to your mom's kitchen?

I think we all know why

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

why did your boss have access to your mom's kitchen?

He invited us to his home for a party.
International good was the theme, and she brought in 2 casseroles (she always made them that year due to so much yellow squash growing )

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I once killed a man with a cantaloupe and my thumb, but it was in self-defense.

 

[round robin]

Wrong board OP, this should really be in Deep Thoughts.

Also yes.

 

[No Exit]

The American Dream

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

Make molasses great again.

 

[Foghot]

I killed someone with cock once.

He choked to death.

 

[The Sacred Chao]

I beat my stepdad to death with a cornish game hen.

 

[Gone Ham]

Found the death feeder looking to get off

 

[Animosa]

Does this mean that the ceo of mac donalds is worse than Hitler?

 

[knobslobbin]

The slowest suicide method is the most fun (except those last few years).

 

[lurk_moar]

Half of all of my patients are fat fucks.

Bro, have you ever seen the insides of an American grocery store before? 90% of it is all junk food.

 

[Coldgrip]

Excuse me good sir!? Are you implying my ancient injun stew recipe of paint thinner, copper metal shavings, and ground glass is in fact lethal to people? And that I'm deliberately poisoning said people as a means to rob them!?

The nerve of you, the nerve.

 

[McMitch4kf]

Flipped burgers for the better part of a decade in Florida, so at least three. Probably would have gotten @Null if I had t left.