Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[Randall Fragg]

I like to imagine Amud playing Civilization but refusing to research any new technologies.

"I've got the mightiest group of spearmen on the planet, a vast collection of hunting and gathering sites, and the women are under control and in their place, as they should be. Clearly I am the gr- WOOOW,WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKING CHAD THUNDERCOCK JUST NUKED ME!"
(I think he'd like the pre-history mod for Civ V. With some meddling to the tech options in set up, he can stay Loveshy GodEmperor of the Cavemen until Chad Thundercock overruns him until his cities grow stagnant and starve because he refuses to implement agriculture forever.

 

[DuskEngine]

I like to imagine Amud playing Civilization but refusing to research any new technologies.

I'd like to imagine he never uses his initial settler to make a city because the transition to an agrarian lifestyle would cause the genetic degradation of his people, so he just loses the game on the fifth turn after they get captured by Slayerid barbarians.

 

[ON 190]

I have no interest in arguing with you guys about my personal choices, or about anything. All I will say is that many great discoveries have been made by trying things that went against conventional wisdom. If you are unwilling to step out of your comfort zone and try something a little different from what would normally be recommended, you might have a safer and more stable existence, but this is at the cost of missing out on the potential to come upon something really good that you might not have expected. As such, I have zero regrets.

Great. If you didn't want to even slightly argue, why'd you come back?

Oh, and inflating a nose-condom isn't really considered a "great discovery" or "[stepping] out of [our] comfort zone." It's called "pointless."

What if I told you to step out of your comfort zone by inflating a foil helium balloon in your colon to improve digestion?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Amud's back? Holy shit!



Amud, Amud, my name is Sanae Kochiya and I've heard so much about you. Your theories on how snorting condoms to make your skull bigger or some shit are some of the most interesting things I've ever heard.

*pulls out notepad*

Please, tell me exactly where you got this absolutely retarded theory from. I'm just dying to know.

 

[Rammspieler]

Hey, @Amud. Did you discover any new subhuman to add to your Pokedex of Humanity?

 

[ON 190]

Hey, @Amud. Did you discover any new subhuman to add to your Pokedex of Humanity?

Oh man, I totally forgot about his List of Skull Deformities.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Oh man, I totally forgot about his List of Skull Deformities.

How could you? That was the best part!

I want to see new charts...

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Holy fuck @Amud is back?
Amud tell us how your balloons have been treating you. Have you made any new discoveries?
Share your divine Neanderthal wisdom with us lowly Kiwis.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I am late for the party for @Amud? I have party balloons ready to be inflated into his nose.

 

[Meowthkip]

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS!

 

[AnimuGinger]

And here I'd been thinking he sent shards of cartilage and bone into his brain.

 

[chimpburgers]

I'll be waiting for @Amud to return. I thought he went hiding somewhere. I'd love to argue with the little tard some more.

 

[Positron]

@Amud has a hate boner for agriculture. I just read that a pre-agricultural hunter-gatherer society, even in the highly productive tropical rain forest, can hardly sustain one person per square km. If not for agriculture there is a good chance that @Amud was not even born.

 

[Lugal]

The thing I particularly hilarious about @Amud is that, that while the work of race theorists like Arthur de Gobineau or Madison Grant may have been deeply flawed, and compromised from the beginning by their own biases, these men at least attempted to approach anthropology with some kind of scientific rigor. Amud, on the other hand, just whips up some bullshit in photoshop, gives them silly names that crudely ape real scientific nomenclature, and then actually expects to be taken seriously.

 

[Amud]

If you want me to humor you, you will need to do better than this. How can you expect me to spend my valuable time explaining things to you, when you constantly insult me and call me names like "the little tard"? For the entire time I have been on this forum, the treatment I have been subjected to has been nothing short of shocking. Insults, threats, posting pictures of me without permission, defamation and total misrepresentation of the things I have stated, the list goes on and on. There is a reason why I left in the first place, and I'm planning to leave again for just that same reason. I just popped back in because I heard that you were writing a story about me and was curious to read it. If you want me to answer any further questions or have any meaningful discussions with you, the rudeness needs to stop right now. I have had enough of this mistreatment and I am putting my foot down. Unless you can turn your behavior around, there will be no Amud for you.

 

[HickoryDickory]

If you want me to humor you, you will need to do better than this. How can you expect me to spend my valuable time explaining things to you, when you constantly insult me and call me names like "the little tard"? For the entire time I have been on this forum, the treatment I have been subjected to has been nothing short of shocking. Insults, threats, posting pictures of me without permission, defamation and total misrepresentation of the things I have stated, the list goes on and on. There is a reason why I left in the first place, and I'm planning to leave again for just that same reason. I just popped back in because I heard that you were writing a story about me and was curious to read it. If you want me to answer any further questions or have any meaningful discussions with you, the rudeness needs to stop right now. I have had enough of this mistreatment and I am putting my foot down. Unless you can turn your behavior around, there will be no Amud for you.

I said I loved you, doesn't that count for anything?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

If you want me to humor you, you will need to do better than this. How can you expect me to spend my valuable time explaining things to you, when you constantly insult me and call me names like "the little tard"? For the entire time I have been on this forum, the treatment I have been subjected to has been nothing short of shocking. Insults, threats, posting pictures of me without permission, defamation and total misrepresentation of the things I have stated, the list goes on and on. There is a reason why I left in the first place, and I'm planning to leave again for just that same reason. I just popped back in because I heard that you were writing a story about me and was curious to read it. If you want me to answer any further questions or have any meaningful discussions with you, the rudeness needs to stop right now. I have had enough of this mistreatment and I am putting my foot down. Unless you can turn your behavior around, there will be no Amud for you.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

 

[Ruin]

If you want me to humor you, you will need to do better than this. How can you expect me to spend my valuable time explaining things to you, when you constantly insult me and call me names like "the little tard"? For the entire time I have been on this forum, the treatment I have been subjected to has been nothing short of shocking. Insults, threats, posting pictures of me without permission, defamation and total misrepresentation of the things I have stated, the list goes on and on. There is a reason why I left in the first place, and I'm planning to leave again for just that same reason. I just popped back in because I heard that you were writing a story about me and was curious to read it. If you want me to answer any further questions or have any meaningful discussions with you, the rudeness needs to stop right now. I have had enough of this mistreatment and I am putting my foot down. Unless you can turn your behavior around, there will be no Amud for you.

Do you still believe you can reshape your skull by cramming condoms into your sinus cavities? If the answer is yes then I'm going to laugh at you and call you retarded.

 

[chimpburgers]

If you want me to humor you, you will need to do better than this. How can you expect me to spend my valuable time explaining things to you, when you constantly insult me and call me names like "the little tard"? For the entire time I have been on this forum, the treatment I have been subjected to has been nothing short of shocking. Insults, threats, posting pictures of me without permission, defamation and total misrepresentation of the things I have stated, the list goes on and on. There is a reason why I left in the first place, and I'm planning to leave again for just that same reason. I just popped back in because I heard that you were writing a story about me and was curious to read it. If you want me to answer any further questions or have any meaningful discussions with you, the rudeness needs to stop right now. I have had enough of this mistreatment and I am putting my foot down. Unless you can turn your behavior around, there will be no Amud for you.

Dude I didn't even remember your ass until you showed up again. You got a lot of work to do. Look at @hood CASH and @ThonisSH. You're jealous of them aren't you?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Do you still believe you can reshape your skull by cramming condoms into your sinus cavities? If the answer is yes then I'm going to laugh at you and call you retarded.

Reminds me of a show about odd things that have been removed from the human body.

If all else fails, he can shove a used rubber up his ass and pretend he lost his virginity. It's about as much as he can hope for.