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Amy Lee Ramadan is a 40 year old 500 pound deathfat YouTuber, Muslim "convert", mother to 3 absolute savages, and owner of an "emotional support skunk." In 2009, Amy met a green card seeking Muslim in Yahoo chat and flew to Egypt on her own dime where she married him 3 days later. When not busy ignoring her children ages 6, 7, 13, Amy's busy neglecting them.
(credit @sadbird)
Amy was discussed in The Fat Acceptance thread in the Beauty Parlour, and gained increasing prominence for her staggering stupidity, driving around with a toilet in her van for the kids to crap in, compulsive lies, filthy home, neglectful parenting; griftiness, dirty deletes, a suspected swatting, and getting stuck in an MRI machine. She has since found her permanent home in the Deathfats subforum.
When looking into Amy, it was discovered she has a conviction for 2nd degree theft, a bankruptcy, and several judgements in small claims court.
The Filth & The Crapperwagon
The Grift
In July, 2019 Amy makes a desperate video in the dead of night crying that they are about to be evicted, and begs for money so they can move to South Dakota- then deletes. Unfortunately, no archive of this exists as it was before she began being observed in earnest. However, we have her Facebook pleas and the videos of Amy explaining the "situation" after the fallout. Explaining the "situation" will become a theme in her internet career. In late 2020, Amy admitted to taking in over $1200 during Eviction Grift and informed us her rent is $1600.
The Swatting Saga
Pam Talks is an elderly, minor YouTuber who does reacts on mostly fatties. Pam and Amy were internet friends, and Pam donated $10 to Amy's Getting Evicted Fund. Pam wanted her money back, said Amy wouldn't return it, Amy said she did, drama, drama, DRAMA, and Pam gets swatted during a live stream. Did the Ramadans swat Pam? Probably not, but the fallout was funny as fuck.
This essential viewing video which was dirty deleted, but thankfully archived by an on the ball Farmer immediately preceded the swatting. Meet Mr Fat Amy - wammen respecter and Internet badass. You're just jealous.
Archive
And boom, Pam was swatted.
Archive
Amy's husband, Mohammed Ali Ramadan Salhe is a native of Cairo, Egypt and a failed business man. Since marrying his anchor, he has tenuously supported his family by selling late model high mileage used cars for above Blue Book. In 2019 his "business crashed because no one buys cars any more" and instead of getting a job, the eviction drama ensued. He reportedly worked for Ashley HomeStore for a while, and it is now believed he is employed selling cars in Eugene, OR. Amy revealed that he has a side hustle doing interpreting for "courts, hospitals, and police."
Ali's Car Sales FB 1 (Archive)
Ali's Car Sales FB 2 (Archive)
Ali's Facebook 1 (Archive), 2 (Archive)
Ali's YT Channel (Archive)
This was a live stream where she explains the "situation" again. It's absolutely unwatchable. BUT, in the comments there be gold.
Archive
Amy is a good girl and dindu nuffin. Stop impugning her character or she will sue you for hate speeching on her. She is done!!!!
Archive
She isn't done! She has spoken to a loyler and she does have a case. They will press multiple charges on Pam for hate criming Amy. This is Amy at her smuggest, most pig ignorant best.
Archive
The Mystery Kid
You will note that they talk about her "adopted son" whom we call The Mystery Kid. Amy obtained him in 2008 under very weird and shady circumstances. She was an underemployed, unmarried deathfat who relied on food banks. In the Mr Fat Amy video, they say it's none of your business how they got him. Here's the video explaining how she got him.
Amy: I wanted a baby of my very own
Friend: Hey would you like a baby of your very own?
Amy: Yes plz
Friend: Meet us at the airport and come get your very own baby
Archive
Amy let slip that the child has a foreign passport that she needed to renew, which means the child is not a US citizen. This is a significant piece of Amy's history in many ways. I did a deep dive into this and found his birth family who reside in a nation where laws governing child guardianships and adoptions are functionally nonexistent. I am 100% certain she is in no way his legal adoptive parent.
UPDATE 2/8/2020: Mystery Kid confirmed to not be legally adopted by Amy, nor is he a US citizen. Amy shares guardianship of him with her ex-husband Hasty David. Why anyone would give Amy a child to neglect remains a mystery. Archive of her video confirming suspicions. Discussion begins here.
Now, back to the funny.
Amy is notorious for blocking and deleting, so it is imperative things be saved as they happen. She is SUPER touchy about being a bad mother and it's her main trigger. She has many times talked about deleting comments that "talk bad about her kidses" but no one has ever seen them. It's just an explanation for disappearing critical comments. She also hides her like/dislike ratios.
Pick a video, any video and your ears will be assaulted by the sounds of children literally screeching in another room. After repeatedly being pressed on this, Amy claimed she has every single room under video surveillance, so NO, mommy is not neglecting them to be on the internet. She also insisted that YouTube took away her comment section and only agreed to give it back if Amy swore to pre-approve comments first.
Amy explaining her pedagogical method for teaching patience and lying about video surveillance ft. children screeching timestamped.
Archive
The Skunk
In early 2019, Amy and her therapist thought it might help her "depression" if she got an emotional support animal. Since dogs are haram, and Amy hates cats, She and Ali decided it was a great idea to get a tiny floor animal to live amongst out of control feral kids. The skunk is fed an exclusive diet of chicken nuggets and hot dogs, because according to Fat Amy, he won't eat his skunk chow. The skunk is now obese, lives undera bed, Amy's electric recliner and only comes out when everyone is asleep. Note: The skunk chow recommended by her vet is expensive.
Costarring Mr Fat Amy, Amy snapping at children, and an utterly terrified baby animal fresh off a plane, ft. children whining.
Archive
Archive
Amy was "scammed" because the vet charged $32 for a check up and a nail clipping. She considers finding a replacement vet who will not "scam" her.
Archive
Season's Deletings
As the holidays approached, Amy explained over several videos why they don't do Thanksgiving or Christmas. Because of her "childhood traumas" it was too painful and triggering to commemorate these days, therefore, she refuses to do the holidays for her "kidses" who by the way, she will happily accept presents and gift cards for.
Archive
Was the reaction to this singular bit of selfishness nuclear? Yes. Did she handle it badly? She's Amy. Of course she did. Let's watch.
This was deleted within an hour of posting.
Archive
Special guest appearance by Chantal!
Amy explains the "situation."
Archive
And just like that, Amy's Thanksgiving memories went from post-apocalyptic hellscape, to a white trash Disney nostalgia tale of the good ol' days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJHrZKy4tk
Archive
New: The Child Abuse
Note: Due to media upload limitations, all relevant videos mentioned in this section are linked to their archives in the thread, or on Mega. Huge thanks to @krazy orange cat for snips and clips and to @Jann_Hörn for compiling and captioning the florid language of ferals while their mother ignores them on livestreams.
On October 23, 2018 Amy uploaded a video called Let's go to Portland. It's another dull, unremarkable family driving excursion that clearly no one either watched or cared about what occurred at the end — including Amy, which is why the evidence of her brutish abuse of a distressed two year old languished, but awaited discovery.
On February 10, 2020 @XLCoffin did just that. Watch in awe and disbelief as America's Sweetheart becomes American Psycho in the blink of a crying child's eye.
On February 13, Amy is visited by the Child Protective Services Fairy. Amy is an innocent victim and hopes you're very happy the children are now "traumatized." She's ordered to attend parenting classes and her CPS case remained open for an entire year.
Amy's no amateur kiddy intimidator. Using only your hands to put the fear of Allah into children is for dilettantes. Real pros use objects like wooden spoons and power tools.
In early 2020, it was revealed by a leak that Amy uses a power drill to terrorize her son into behaving. Farmers scoured her videos, and many instances of the drill ready at hand were found. In February 2021, Amy acknowledges this for the very first time, and defends the practice with a rousing Who Here Among Us oratory.
Amy vehemently defends, rationalizes, and justifies her treatment of the children. From the beginning, and to this day, Amy has maintained that if more people followed her example and beat their two year olds, that fewer two year olds would grow up to be criminals. She hits, neglects, and intimidates her children with power tools for the Greater Good, and you should too!
Child abuse and neglect are deeply upsetting. However, we're here to laugh at Amy, so keep your powder dry.
Funny Behaviors and Characteristics
-Exploits her kids for views
-Clickbaits her child abuse/CPS investigation
-Non-stop mispronunciations and malapropisms
-Excessive exclamation points!!!!
-Inability to read without moving her lips
-Hijab tugging
-Constant burping
-Endless cycle of new diets that "don't work"
-This is the one that will work!!!!
-It doesn't work
-Lies, lies, LIES
-Immanently lazy
-So fucking lazy
-LAZY
-Threatens lawsuits towards internet meanies
-Breathtakingly stupid
-So selfish (and fat) you can see her from space
It needs to be separately noted that Amy sleeps in a recliner. NOT because she'd choke on her own fat in her sleep, but because her back hurts. She has revealed that she and Ali have not slept in a bed together since the birth of Omar six years ago. Amy has broken the recliner several times and blamed it on the children. Also: The Beetus
Videos of General Interest
She's hasn't made a video that isn't cringy, full of lies and contradictions, or unintentionally hilarious. These are just a few notable ones to give you some flavor.
**Due to media upload limitations per post, please click the links instead.**
The cringiest video you've seen today or your money back ft. children screeching. Bonus footage of Amy ignoring information that her child may be choking @20:25; yells at the child to stop choking @21:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEr151EhLc4
Archive
Amy teaches deathfats how not to stink ft. children screeching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2JC9Hxgk_Q
Archive
Amy dramatically burns shit in a sink.
https://youtu.be/qzcE6Urpvr8
Archive
What do you do when you want a baby, but doctors refuse to give you fertility drugs unless you lose 200 pounds? Get them from Mexico!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-w-1cHMHRc&feature=youtu.be
Archive
Amy gets stuck in an MRI ft. children screeching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UiUjyu-mo8
Archive
Bonus funny from a haydur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHsGD3iaJ0
Archive
Just added! Pics of Amy in an MS Paint hijab! She made these with her own fat hands.
(h/t @XLCoffin )
As far as I know, KF is the only place on the Internet where Amy is discussed. She is aware of this and will occasionally address things talked about here ie: her first marriage and arrest (it was a mistake and an accident! She learned a lesson!). She has an IG and FB, but YT is where she lives and produces.
2/4/2020: Important note to thread participants: Yes, Amy reads her thread. Directly addressing her ("hi, Amy" and whatnot etc.) is not nearly as cute as you think. Don't. It's unbecoming the high quality shitposters we are.
Important note to thread participants part ii: Amyisms are becoming a plague that is infecting other threads like typhoid. Let's try and keep them contained here and used at a minimum outside of recaps.
(Huge thanks to @ADHD for being the archiving queen and being so very helpful)
(credit @sadbird)
Amy was discussed in The Fat Acceptance thread in the Beauty Parlour, and gained increasing prominence for her staggering stupidity, driving around with a toilet in her van for the kids to crap in, compulsive lies, filthy home, neglectful parenting; griftiness, dirty deletes, a suspected swatting, and getting stuck in an MRI machine. She has since found her permanent home in the Deathfats subforum.
When looking into Amy, it was discovered she has a conviction for 2nd degree theft, a bankruptcy, and several judgements in small claims court.
The Grift
In July, 2019 Amy makes a desperate video in the dead of night crying that they are about to be evicted, and begs for money so they can move to South Dakota- then deletes. Unfortunately, no archive of this exists as it was before she began being observed in earnest. However, we have her Facebook pleas and the videos of Amy explaining the "situation" after the fallout. Explaining the "situation" will become a theme in her internet career. In late 2020, Amy admitted to taking in over $1200 during Eviction Grift and informed us her rent is $1600.
The Swatting Saga
Pam Talks is an elderly, minor YouTuber who does reacts on mostly fatties. Pam and Amy were internet friends, and Pam donated $10 to Amy's Getting Evicted Fund. Pam wanted her money back, said Amy wouldn't return it, Amy said she did, drama, drama, DRAMA, and Pam gets swatted during a live stream. Did the Ramadans swat Pam? Probably not, but the fallout was funny as fuck.
This essential viewing video which was dirty deleted, but thankfully archived by an on the ball Farmer immediately preceded the swatting. Meet Mr Fat Amy - wammen respecter and Internet badass. You're just jealous.
Archive
And boom, Pam was swatted.
Archive
Amy's husband, Mohammed Ali Ramadan Salhe is a native of Cairo, Egypt and a failed business man. Since marrying his anchor, he has tenuously supported his family by selling late model high mileage used cars for above Blue Book. In 2019 his "business crashed because no one buys cars any more" and instead of getting a job, the eviction drama ensued. He reportedly worked for Ashley HomeStore for a while, and it is now believed he is employed selling cars in Eugene, OR. Amy revealed that he has a side hustle doing interpreting for "courts, hospitals, and police."
Ali's Car Sales FB 1 (Archive)
Ali's Car Sales FB 2 (Archive)
Ali's Facebook 1 (Archive), 2 (Archive)
Ali's YT Channel (Archive)
This was a live stream where she explains the "situation" again. It's absolutely unwatchable. BUT, in the comments there be gold.
Amy is a good girl and dindu nuffin. Stop impugning her character or she will sue you for hate speeching on her. She is done!!!!
She isn't done! She has spoken to a loyler and she does have a case. They will press multiple charges on Pam for hate criming Amy. This is Amy at her smuggest, most pig ignorant best.
Archive
The Mystery Kid
You will note that they talk about her "adopted son" whom we call The Mystery Kid. Amy obtained him in 2008 under very weird and shady circumstances. She was an underemployed, unmarried deathfat who relied on food banks. In the Mr Fat Amy video, they say it's none of your business how they got him. Here's the video explaining how she got him.
Amy: I wanted a baby of my very own
Friend: Hey would you like a baby of your very own?
Amy: Yes plz
Friend: Meet us at the airport and come get your very own baby
Amy let slip that the child has a foreign passport that she needed to renew, which means the child is not a US citizen. This is a significant piece of Amy's history in many ways. I did a deep dive into this and found his birth family who reside in a nation where laws governing child guardianships and adoptions are functionally nonexistent. I am 100% certain she is in no way his legal adoptive parent.
UPDATE 2/8/2020: Mystery Kid confirmed to not be legally adopted by Amy, nor is he a US citizen. Amy shares guardianship of him with her ex-husband Hasty David. Why anyone would give Amy a child to neglect remains a mystery. Archive of her video confirming suspicions. Discussion begins here.
Now, back to the funny.
Amy is notorious for blocking and deleting, so it is imperative things be saved as they happen. She is SUPER touchy about being a bad mother and it's her main trigger. She has many times talked about deleting comments that "talk bad about her kidses" but no one has ever seen them. It's just an explanation for disappearing critical comments. She also hides her like/dislike ratios.
Pick a video, any video and your ears will be assaulted by the sounds of children literally screeching in another room. After repeatedly being pressed on this, Amy claimed she has every single room under video surveillance, so NO, mommy is not neglecting them to be on the internet. She also insisted that YouTube took away her comment section and only agreed to give it back if Amy swore to pre-approve comments first.
Amy explaining her pedagogical method for teaching patience and lying about video surveillance ft. children screeching timestamped.
The Skunk
In early 2019, Amy and her therapist thought it might help her "depression" if she got an emotional support animal. Since dogs are haram, and Amy hates cats, She and Ali decided it was a great idea to get a tiny floor animal to live amongst out of control feral kids. The skunk is fed an exclusive diet of chicken nuggets and hot dogs, because according to Fat Amy, he won't eat his skunk chow. The skunk is now obese, lives under
Costarring Mr Fat Amy, Amy snapping at children, and an utterly terrified baby animal fresh off a plane, ft. children whining.
Amy was "scammed" because the vet charged $32 for a check up and a nail clipping. She considers finding a replacement vet who will not "scam" her.
Season's Deletings
As the holidays approached, Amy explained over several videos why they don't do Thanksgiving or Christmas. Because of her "childhood traumas" it was too painful and triggering to commemorate these days, therefore, she refuses to do the holidays for her "kidses" who by the way, she will happily accept presents and gift cards for.
Was the reaction to this singular bit of selfishness nuclear? Yes. Did she handle it badly? She's Amy. Of course she did. Let's watch.
This was deleted within an hour of posting.
Archive
Special guest appearance by Chantal!
Amy explains the "situation."
And just like that, Amy's Thanksgiving memories went from post-apocalyptic hellscape, to a white trash Disney nostalgia tale of the good ol' days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJHrZKy4tk
Archive
New: The Child Abuse
Note: Due to media upload limitations, all relevant videos mentioned in this section are linked to their archives in the thread, or on Mega. Huge thanks to @krazy orange cat for snips and clips and to @Jann_Hörn for compiling and captioning the florid language of ferals while their mother ignores them on livestreams.
On October 23, 2018 Amy uploaded a video called Let's go to Portland. It's another dull, unremarkable family driving excursion that clearly no one either watched or cared about what occurred at the end — including Amy, which is why the evidence of her brutish abuse of a distressed two year old languished, but awaited discovery.
On February 10, 2020 @XLCoffin did just that. Watch in awe and disbelief as America's Sweetheart becomes American Psycho in the blink of a crying child's eye.
On February 13, Amy is visited by the Child Protective Services Fairy. Amy is an innocent victim and hopes you're very happy the children are now "traumatized." She's ordered to attend parenting classes and her CPS case remained open for an entire year.
Amy's no amateur kiddy intimidator. Using only your hands to put the fear of Allah into children is for dilettantes. Real pros use objects like wooden spoons and power tools.
Spoon is Amy's faithful companion.
In early 2020, it was revealed by a leak that Amy uses a power drill to terrorize her son into behaving. Farmers scoured her videos, and many instances of the drill ready at hand were found. In February 2021, Amy acknowledges this for the very first time, and defends the practice with a rousing Who Here Among Us oratory.
Amy vehemently defends, rationalizes, and justifies her treatment of the children. From the beginning, and to this day, Amy has maintained that if more people followed her example and beat their two year olds, that fewer two year olds would grow up to be criminals. She hits, neglects, and intimidates her children with power tools for the Greater Good, and you should too!
Child abuse and neglect are deeply upsetting. However, we're here to laugh at Amy, so keep your powder dry.
-Amy claims her mother was in prison and she was shuttled between relatives as a child. They have a bad relationship which gave us the Amy Burns Shit video you will find in Videos of General Interest below. She repeatedly says she's done talking about her, then makes another hundred videos talking about her. We don't know the mother's side of the story, however. Her public profiles appear to show her to be a healthy weight with a clean, stable home and a husband, contrary to Amy's estimation of her. She occasionally shows up in Amy's videos to defend herself but Amy deletes them. Look for 'Barbara Hart.' I can't get a bead on the mother's legal name and have thus far been unable to find prison records.
Update 1/26/2020: Dox on Amy's mother Barbara Hart complete with arrest records and newspaper clippings were found by @Plastic Inevitable and can be viewed here.
-Amy's father Lonnie Lee Bell killed himself when she was less than a year old. Not a lot is known about him, but he was a Vietnam vet and Amy has idealized him.
-She was previously married in her early 20s to a man named Hasty David. She has tried very hard to hide this, but recently admitted to a prior marriage (see: STOP!!!! video above). I have not dug into him.
UPDATE: It was recently revealed by Amy that Hasty shares guardianship of Mystery Kid with her. There is new speculation that she married Hasty so he could obtain his green card.
-Amy has one sibling who is four years older. Sean Buck Bell likes meth and getting arrested for it. Like his sister, he's also a fan of getting arrested for theft and is currently on probation.
-Amy said she only went to public school for a few years. She has also said she went to cosmetology school. Unconfirmed- probably bullshit.
-She has a fuck ton of health issues both real and imagined, and does things like Tweets from an ambulance and will record or live stream herself in ERs and getting prepped for procedures like IUD implantation. Amy makes constant use of healthcare facilities. It's nearly certain she is on Medicaid and all signs point to "Frequent Flier."
-In 2018, Amy started her very own business selling outrageously priced mugs from home. In October 2019, Amy announced she was shuttering the business because no one wants her lazy shit. I mean, because she was too busy. She was also accused of stealing artwork at one point.
-Amy "converted" to Islam a few years after being married. She just woke up one morning and decided to be a Muslim, and it had nothing to do with Ali. That day they went to the mosque, and she took the hijab.
-Amy's Daycare: Amy has two stories on why she stopped doing unlicensed in-home daycare.
Story 1) When Amy turned 30 (2012) she and Ali decided she had worked hard enough in her life and it was time for her to "retire." Amy also claims she was making $144,000 a year in payments from the state for subsidized children in addition to taking in $2000 per month in food vouchers to feed them.
Story 2) In her "Kiwi Farms: Let's Go" video (archive discussion begins here) Amy says she didn't quit her daycare until 2017. In the transcript of her "Family UPDATE!!!!! Oct 2019" Amy says this-
at one point in my life it was
very fun I enjoyed it it was what I
wanted to do but the fun got killed out
of it real quick when laws were changing
and things were just changing it just
wasn't fun anymore
529 video transcripts can be downloaded here courtesy of @a bootiful jung woman
Update 1/26/2020: Dox on Amy's mother Barbara Hart complete with arrest records and newspaper clippings were found by @Plastic Inevitable and can be viewed here.
-Amy's father Lonnie Lee Bell killed himself when she was less than a year old. Not a lot is known about him, but he was a Vietnam vet and Amy has idealized him.
-She was previously married in her early 20s to a man named Hasty David. She has tried very hard to hide this, but recently admitted to a prior marriage (see: STOP!!!! video above). I have not dug into him.
UPDATE: It was recently revealed by Amy that Hasty shares guardianship of Mystery Kid with her. There is new speculation that she married Hasty so he could obtain his green card.
-Amy has one sibling who is four years older. Sean Buck Bell likes meth and getting arrested for it. Like his sister, he's also a fan of getting arrested for theft and is currently on probation.
-Amy said she only went to public school for a few years. She has also said she went to cosmetology school. Unconfirmed- probably bullshit.
-She has a fuck ton of health issues both real and imagined, and does things like Tweets from an ambulance and will record or live stream herself in ERs and getting prepped for procedures like IUD implantation. Amy makes constant use of healthcare facilities. It's nearly certain she is on Medicaid and all signs point to "Frequent Flier."
-In 2018, Amy started her very own business selling outrageously priced mugs from home. In October 2019, Amy announced she was shuttering the business because no one wants her lazy shit. I mean, because she was too busy. She was also accused of stealing artwork at one point.
-Amy "converted" to Islam a few years after being married. She just woke up one morning and decided to be a Muslim, and it had nothing to do with Ali. That day they went to the mosque, and she took the hijab.
-Amy's Daycare: Amy has two stories on why she stopped doing unlicensed in-home daycare.
Story 1) When Amy turned 30 (2012) she and Ali decided she had worked hard enough in her life and it was time for her to "retire." Amy also claims she was making $144,000 a year in payments from the state for subsidized children in addition to taking in $2000 per month in food vouchers to feed them.
Story 2) In her "Kiwi Farms: Let's Go" video (archive discussion begins here) Amy says she didn't quit her daycare until 2017. In the transcript of her "Family UPDATE!!!!! Oct 2019" Amy says this-
at one point in my life it was
very fun I enjoyed it it was what I
wanted to do but the fun got killed out
of it real quick when laws were changing
and things were just changing it just
wasn't fun anymore
529 video transcripts can be downloaded here courtesy of @a bootiful jung woman
During the early days of Amy's nascent thread, it came to our attention that she has a deep, abiding love for a certain titty streaming troon named Rosie- real name Steven Thomas Hauf. Tranny chat goes well into the predawn hours, and our pious little baby beating porker flirts and giggles until Pickles n' Titties turns out the lights.
Das Troon
Das Troon
-Exploits her kids for views
-Clickbaits her child abuse/CPS investigation
-Non-stop mispronunciations and malapropisms
-Excessive exclamation points!!!!
-Inability to read without moving her lips
-Hijab tugging
-Constant burping
-Endless cycle of new diets that "don't work"
-This is the one that will work!!!!
-It doesn't work
-Lies, lies, LIES
-Immanently lazy
-So fucking lazy
-LAZY
-Threatens lawsuits towards internet meanies
-Breathtakingly stupid
-So selfish (and fat) you can see her from space
It needs to be separately noted that Amy sleeps in a recliner. NOT because she'd choke on her own fat in her sleep, but because her back hurts. She has revealed that she and Ali have not slept in a bed together since the birth of Omar six years ago. Amy has broken the recliner several times and blamed it on the children. Also: The Beetus
Videos of General Interest
She's hasn't made a video that isn't cringy, full of lies and contradictions, or unintentionally hilarious. These are just a few notable ones to give you some flavor.
**Due to media upload limitations per post, please click the links instead.**
The cringiest video you've seen today or your money back ft. children screeching. Bonus footage of Amy ignoring information that her child may be choking @20:25; yells at the child to stop choking @21:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEr151EhLc4
Archive
Amy teaches deathfats how not to stink ft. children screeching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2JC9Hxgk_Q
Archive
Amy dramatically burns shit in a sink.
https://youtu.be/qzcE6Urpvr8
Archive
What do you do when you want a baby, but doctors refuse to give you fertility drugs unless you lose 200 pounds? Get them from Mexico!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-w-1cHMHRc&feature=youtu.be
Archive
Amy gets stuck in an MRI ft. children screeching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UiUjyu-mo8
Archive
Bonus funny from a haydur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHsGD3iaJ0
Archive
Just added! Pics of Amy in an MS Paint hijab! She made these with her own fat hands.
(h/t @XLCoffin )
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UPDATE 12/26/2019: Amy makes a video about KF and then another where she lies about death threats against her children. A good time was had by all.
UPDATE 2/8/2020: Mystery Kid confirmed to not be legally adopted by Amy, nor is he a US citizen. Archive of her video confirming suspicions. Discussion begins here.
UPDATE 2/10/2020: Amy is heard hitting her 2 year old daughter crying off camera. Child abuser confirmed. Discussion begins here.
UPDATE 2/14/2020: Amy gets a visit from CPS. Discussion begins here along with the video archive.
UPDATE 2/8/2020: Mystery Kid confirmed to not be legally adopted by Amy, nor is he a US citizen. Archive of her video confirming suspicions. Discussion begins here.
UPDATE 2/10/2020: Amy is heard hitting her 2 year old daughter crying off camera. Child abuser confirmed. Discussion begins here.
UPDATE 2/14/2020: Amy gets a visit from CPS. Discussion begins here along with the video archive.
2/4/2020: Important note to thread participants: Yes, Amy reads her thread. Directly addressing her ("hi, Amy" and whatnot etc.) is not nearly as cute as you think. Don't. It's unbecoming the high quality shitposters we are.
Important note to thread participants part ii: Amyisms are becoming a plague that is infecting other threads like typhoid. Let's try and keep them contained here and used at a minimum outside of recaps.
YouTube Channel (Archive)
Amy's Current Facebook (Archive)
Amy's Old Facebook (Archive)
Instagram (Archive) (Updated)
Instagram abandoned (Archive)
Twitter (Archive)
Amy's MyFitnessPal
Amy's TikTok
Amy's Keychains IG
Keychain Facebook
Old Myspace
Amy's Etsy Shop (Archive)
Keychain and Cup Site (Archive)
Amy's Current Facebook (Archive)
Amy's Old Facebook (Archive)
Instagram (Archive) (Updated)
Instagram abandoned (Archive)
Twitter (Archive)
Amy's MyFitnessPal
Amy's TikTok
Amy's Keychains IG
Keychain Facebook
Old Myspace
Amy's Etsy Shop (Archive)
Keychain and Cup Site (Archive)
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(Huge thanks to @ADHD for being the archiving queen and being so very helpful)
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, you sure can learn a lot about someone just from taking a look-see. 
