Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

Hans Moleman

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mmm saled and pasta slop prepared by amy's trotters

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StrawberryDouche

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Speaking of shit Amy can’t do right: In the “day in the life” video, she starts with no makeup on after her shower. She futzes with various things on her dresser, including smearing her fat greeeeeezy fingers all over her no doubt very clean phone. Then she starts rubbing Aveeno body lotion all over her face. It’s a miracle she doesn’t have a complete pizza face of breakouts.
I am six minutes into this video and already have PTSD.

We get another confessional about how bad she really was in order to contrast how great she is now.

She was unable to shower for days, and when she did, she literally washed herself with a rag on a stick. Until... until she no longer could. This is when Alwlee has to cross the Rubicon to pay the piper.

At one point before Awlee has to swallow his bitter pills and become her personal gunt scrubber, she busts a "blood blister" on her undercarriage with her washin' stick. She has to be rushed to the doctor so he can -God help us all- cauterize it.

Remind, she is relating these stories as a brand new skinny legend. Since that time, she has piled on about 80 additional pounds and is fatter than she was during her blood blister and washing stick glory days.

Amy "takes very good care of herself", you guys. She takes 3-4 showers a day! Even when she couldn't shower, Amy assures, she did not steenk.
 

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I am six minutes into this video and already have PTSD.

We get another confessional about how bad she really was in order to contrast how great she is now.

She was unable to shower for days, and when she did, she literally washed herself with a rag on a stick. Until... until she no longer could. This is when Alwlee has to cross the Rubicon to pay the piper.

At one point before Awlee has to swallow his bitter pills and become her personal gunt scrubber, she busts a "blood blister" on her undercarriage with her washin' stick. She has to be rushed to the doctor so he can -God help us all- cauterize it.

Remind, she is relating these stories as a brand new skinny legend. Since that time, she has piled on about 80 additional pounds and is fatter than she was during her blood blister and washing stick glory days.

Amy "takes very good care of herself", you guys. She takes 3-4 showers a day! Even when she couldn't shower, Amy assures, she did not steenk.
I thank the Hobby Lobby Jebuses on sticks and the Mohammads busy fucking goats that I can’t smell Amy from thousands miles away.
 

Hans Moleman

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I am six minutes into this video and already have PTSD.

We get another confessional about how bad she really was in order to contrast how great she is now.

She was unable to shower for days, and when she did, she literally washed herself with a rag on a stick. Until... until she no longer could. This is when Alwlee has to cross the Rubicon to pay the piper.

At one point before Awlee has to swallow his bitter pills and become her personal gunt scrubber, she busts a "blood blister" on her undercarriage with her washin' stick. She has to be rushed to the doctor so he can -God help us all- cauterize it.

Remind, she is relating these stories as a brand new skinny legend. Since that time, she has piled on about 80 additional pounds and is fatter than she was during her blood blister and washing stick glory days.

Amy "takes very good care of herself", you guys. She takes 3-4 showers a day! Even when she couldn't shower, Amy assures, she did not steenk.
All of the death fats claim to smell like roses and pot-pourri but it's just a projection because they most likely smell like musty folds and poo-poo. They also always claim to shower more than normal people which is so hard to believe.
 

B’Elanna

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What is it with deathfats and their aversion to dishwashers? Amber has it as well. I can only think that in their candy coated pudding heads they have formulated an equation where doing dishes by hand then having mounds of them on the counter = less work. It's not like either one of them don't have a slave to unload it and put them away.
They can’t bend over enough to load, unload, put detergent or lift the door to close it once it’s open. Most of the dishwasher process is inaccessible to them. Opening it and loading or unloading the top rack is as far as they can get.

edited to add that if they toppled over onto the door that shit would snap right off
I bet it’s happened
 

John Andrews Stan

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edited to add that if they toppled over onto the door that shit would snap right off
I bet it’s happened
The mental image of Amy doing this is so funny I snorted laughing. Oh my.

What’s more sobering is to listen to these videos and hear that the baybees’ language skills haven’t developed or improved at all over the past few years. No wonder they prefer to communicate by breaking shit and hitting. I just wish they’d focus all their physical outrage on the gestational carrier who ignores and neglects them all day.
 

Bubblez McGee

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Reading the last several posts confirms what most of us know...Amy really has NO redeeming features at all. I literally cannot think of one good thing about her other than the entertainment factor she provides as an LOL cow. She's pretty much repugnant in nearly every possible way. She's grossly, massively obese. She' selfish to the point of narcissism. She's a terrible, mother...impatient, talks to her children like they're dog shit. Uses her older unadopted son as a servant. She both neglects and physically abuses her children. She ignores their education so much that the two younger ones can barely speak and seem to have the same level of linguistic ability that they did over a year ago. Especially, Esraa who still talks like a two year old.
Part of the reason her kids are so far behind is neglect, but even if she were to try to teach them, they would still need outside help because Amy is unbelievably stupid. Like a lot of stupid people though, she thinks she's very smart, extremely profound and has so very much to teach people.
She's a liar and a grifter.
She has absolutely no talent or skill, but she likes to consider herself a brilliant crafter. She refers to herself as a designer, but she designs nothing. She just rips off the designs of others and takes credit for them and even though the crap she makes have already been pre-designed, she still manages to screw them up. The cutouts she sticks in her lightbox are always off center, the writing is tilted at odd angles, and the fonts are mismatched.

She's at awful at everything she does, everything she tries and everything she is. In all seriousness though, can anyone actually think of one good feature, asset or virtue about her? I mean anything, ..physical, mental, emotional...anything she says, anything she doe or has done...anything at all-other than the aforementioned amusement she induces as an LOLcow.- that would make an observer objectively say "Hey that' a pretty good...whatever"
 

Annie Adderall

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Ali really should be loading the dishwasher if she can't. Dishwashers are much more sanitary because they get much hotter than a sink and consistently sprays, Unlike a human that can be inconsistent from dish to dish. It's disgusting that someone as lazy and incompetent as Amy is hand "washing" dishes.
 
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StrawberryDouche

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Reading the last several posts confirms what most of us know...Amy really has NO redeeming features at all. I literally cannot think of one good thing about her other than the entertainment factor she provides as an LOL cow. She's pretty much repugnant in nearly every possible way. She's grossly, massively obese. She' selfish to the point of narcissism. She's a terrible, mother...impatient, talks to her children like they're dog shit. Uses her older unadopted son as a servant. She both neglects and physically abuses her children. She ignores their education so much that the two younger ones can barely speak and seem to have the same level of linguistic ability that they did over a year ago. Especially, Esraa who still talks like a two year old.
Part of the reason her kids are so far behind is neglect, but even if she were to try to teach them, they would still need outside help because Amy is unbelievably stupid. Like a lot of stupid people though, she thinks she's very smart, extremely profound and has so very much to teach people.
She's a liar and a grifter.
She has absolutely no talent or skill, but she likes to consider herself a brilliant crafter. She refers to herself as a designer, but she designs nothing. She just rips off the designs of others and takes credit for them and even though the crap she makes have already been pre-designed, she still manages to screw them up. The cutouts she sticks in her lightbox are always off center, the writing is tilted at odd angles, and the fonts are mismatched.

She's at awful at everything she does, everything she tries and everything she is. In all seriousness though, can anyone actually think of one good feature, asset or virtue about her? I mean anything, ..physical, mental, emotional...anything she says, anything she doe or has done...anything at all-other than the aforementioned amusement she induces as an LOLcow.- that would make an observer objectively say "Hey that' a pretty good...whatever"
I was thinking about this very thing recently!

Just Amber and Chantal for example- at least they support themselves. At least they give their animals food designed to meet their nutritional needs. Awful in every other way, but at least...

@33:02 God gave me a daughter to be able to be for her what I always wanted for myself and that's why it's so key to me to always be there to wipe her tears and to comfort her and to always let her know she is loved and valued and beautiful and just everything
But in reality, Amy slaps the tears off Esraa's face and beats more out of her because she is "not the support I need right now."
 

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It blows my mind that she thinks she’s capable of pulling off the high-quality results seen in the photographs she stole. None of it is to my taste aesthetically, but it’s clear the actual crafters knew what they were doing. Amy has yet to post one fucking thing that looks remotely decent. Esraa can probably craft at a higher competency level than she can. I hope to Allah she never gets the idea to turn Cindermiah into her one-boy sweatshop— I mean, “intern.”

Also I picked a random old video where Amy first starts talking about how tomorrow she needs to (wait for it) take it easy for once. I needed to see this to believe it, so I immediately went to the subsequent video. Turns out Amy really “pushed herself” and had a grueling day of washing a few dishes, wiping down the counters, and doing her nails. Some things that stood out:
  • Amy quickly launches into a revolting description of the bloody incident that led to Awlie helping her shower. I about barfed.
  • Amy: “I take such good care of myself...” 😶
  • She scolds Esraa, then two years old, like she’s a teenager. Otherwise Amy’s ignoring her.
  • Amy has the stupidest, grossest way of washing dishes. No need for dish basins or soaking in hot soapy water at Chez Sandnigger Gourmet. Just dirty dishes piled up. She VERY briefly wipes the dish, then puts it to the side without rinsing. Repeat on all items. View attachment 2149868Then she uses the same rag she used to wash dishes and wipes down the counters and appliances while suds dry into the dishes (enjoy your diarrhea, Ramadan fam). Only then does she briefly rinse them...and set them directly on the counter, no draining board or absorbant pad. Cups and bowls upright, everything just dripping water and absorbing more germs. View attachment 2149869Literally one minute later, she barks at Miah, who puts everything away without drying anything. View attachment 2149862
  • Amy’s idea of home organizing is comically retarded. “Honey, where’s the peanut butter?” “DUH! How is that even a question? It’s next to the drill on the kitchen counter!” “I don’t see it.” “Where else would it be but next to the garbage bags and toaster?!”
  • At around 44:30 she asks Miah (no please, curt tone) to make her iced water. At 45:00 she talks to him like absolute dog shit. She should eat that dog shit and die.
  • Amy talks mad shit about her mom. She thinks she’s a clever badass for ignoring her mother’s birthday. Amy has never matured past age four.
Enjoy some stills, including an image from the POV porn of your worst nightmares:

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These pics reminded me of just how much face that retarded hijab hides. She keeps it so high and tight these days that it really does allow my mind to deny the reality of my vision without the help of ayahuasca.
These pics gave me hepatitis A.
"It won't stick to you on shower days"

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These pics gave me eyeball cancer.
They can’t bend over enough to load, unload, put detergent or lift the door to close it once it’s open. Most of the dishwasher process is inaccessible to them. Opening it and loading or unloading the top rack is as far as they can get.

edited to add that if they toppled over onto the door that shit would snap right off
I bet it’s happened
That’s why she sits down to do everything. For safety. Hers, the kidses, the skunk’s, the fault line’s - safety for everyone.

I’m getting annoyed at her lack of content mainly because her chimpouts amuse me more than any other cow’s. I think it’s all the malapropisms, which she says with such conviction and with her whole humongous chest.
 

Annie Adderall

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Ok, about the skunk, is it still alive, or did fatass eat it after running out of chicky nuggies and not wanting to make another Costco trip?

When was the last time we saw Sebastian?
 

Thomas Eugene Paris

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Ok, about the skunk, is it still alive, or did fatass eat it after running out of chicky nuggies and not wanting to make another Costco trip?

When was the last time we saw Sebastian?
I think someone mentioned seeing him in a pretty recent video, with a thousand yard stare and a chunk of cheese that Amy totally didn't lie about not feeding him anymore.

Poor little guy. I just want him and Jeremiah to be the Cinderella story of the Beauty Parlor. I'm envisioning Jeremiah manning a canoe as his ancestors have done for generations, with little Sebastian at the prow, the trade winds ruffling their hair as they're borne far from Owetron by the tides.
 

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I stumbled across an Amy Costco haul. The whole time I was thinking "Is this supposed to be instructional? Am I supposed to take away something useful from this?"
Thank you for reminding me of this. The other day I watched an old video of Amy’s grocery store haul on the “first day” of her weight loss journee, entitled “First day of my new beginning!!” (The next video is entitled “Day 1 in my weight-loss journey!!” No, it doesn’t make sense.) What struck me as she went through the many items in her haul was that she spoke with such undeserved authority. The way she described the use cases for different foods was as if she had a strong track record of weight loss success and knew of what she spoke. Not direct quotes but statements like “I got these for those nights when my sweet tooth hits, I can just have a few and I’m good to go” and “This pairs great with a salad, can’t beat that for when I need a treat” and “I can just snack on these high-calorie items and if I watch my portion sizes I’ll be golden” — shit like that. She really does think she’s an expert in something just because she says she is.

 

StrawberryDouche

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Thank you for reminding me of this. The other day I watched an old video of Amy’s grocery store haul on the “first day” of her weight loss journee, entitled “First day of my new beginning!!
Sure Amy. We'll pretend you didn't stick one in every orifice and pull the triggers simultaneously.

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Annie Adderall

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25 calories for two tablespoons of that shitty whipped cream. And that's low calorie and "not going to sabotage her" and "it's more for looks anyway, I don't even taste it!"? WTF. The grams of sugars this woman consumes a day must be horrifying. By killing her sweet tooth, she's killing herself. And her kids whining about wanting sugars is the most terrifying. She's manufacturing a new generation of death fats. They never stood a chance. That fucking 5.5-pound jar of Twizzlers. Ugh.

I hope no mini-Amerifat looks up to this high-level deathfat and follows her death advice. It'd be stupid, but I'm sure her few real followers aren't exactly in MENSA.

In the few videos I've watched, I've noticed she doesn't talk about protein. Anorexics are obsessed with protein. Have deathfats not heard of protein yet?!
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

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Come now. Everyone professing that Amee has no redeeming qualities or usefulness on this planet needs to stand down.

After all, our brilliant master craftsman is very proficient at manufacturing CO2, which is required for the nourishment of plants. Plants that Oweton is filled with. Plants which need replenishment after the devastating fires that ravished the land before Amee fought them away with grift cards.
 

Bibbity Bobbity

Bleh.
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Ah, the Costco run, er, scoot. It looks like mountains of refined sugar.

There's a video of her somewhere, standing outside of Costco with a giant feedbag of Quaker Simply Granola, formerly known as Quaker 100% Natural. She oinks, "there's nothing wrong with it!" Look, it's delicious, I love it. But it's the nutritional equivalent of sugar cubes with an oil topping.

Now it's been confirmed by her, she was essentially eating two large fast food meals a day at this time, probably in addition to all of this. So counting out the 45 applesauce calories strikes me as a bit performative.

In this video, she's very confident in her dieting ability. It's old hat. She knows ALL.
 

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