Excuse you, she takes them to the park year round. Sure, she never lets them out of their car seats, let alone the Crapperwagon, but who needs fresh air and contact with nature when you could be huffing Amy’s gaseous emissions while improperly strapped into a too-small seat?It's summertime. Another year of not taking the kids to the park or the beach or for walks because you're too fat Amy
Yes, it was all her dragging her kids from store to fast food drive-thru to store to store to store. Just imagining how much useless shit is in her house makes me want to purge my possessions and never want to shop again. Amy’s only real value — apart from inspiring this amazing thread — is in inspiring minimalism in those who earnestly seek it.I remembered the original name of her channel was "Amy on the Go." What go? Walmart, Costco, Windy's and Dollar Tree?
Is Cabrini green a real place?! I thought it was fictional as in Clive Barkers “Candyman”! heh imagine fat foofah in the bathroom trying to summon the candyman, she would be tongue tied, and if merciful (insert diety) did, could the Candyman be able to gut her with his hook, or would he be at it for hours as piggy squeals?The only school that wouldn’t expel them would be one with kids who don’t even get detention for literally punching their teachers. But even then, the odds aren’t great for their success. Amy could only dream of seeing her children ascend the aristocracy of Cabrini-Green.
Yes, it was real but it was torn down years ago. The last of it was demolished in 2011.Is Cabrini green a real place?! I thought it was fictional as in Clive Barkers “Candyman”! heh imagine fat foofah in the bathroom trying to summon the candyman, she would be tongue tied, and if merciful (insert diety) did, could the Candyman be able to gut her with his hook, or would he be at it for hours as piggy squeals?
ah a lovely thought…
I really should take my meds
You should take your meds AND learn how to google...Is Cabrini green a real place?! I thought it was fictional as in Clive Barkers “Candyman”! heh imagine fat foofah in the bathroom trying to summon the candyman, she would be tongue tied, and if merciful (insert diety) did, could the Candyman be able to gut her with his hook, or would he be at it for hours as piggy squeals?
ah a lovely thought…
I really should take my meds
Twice a day!Excuse you, she takes them to the park year round.
Maybe there's another disabled woman she can find to nanny and eventually marry off to one of Ali's relatives.Amy needs to get out of her own head and into her children's lives.
EDIT: Wait, forget that last part. Even though she avoids/ignores them for the most part, the ferals need to learn how to speak properly, get a decent education, and socialize. Amy can't provide any of those things. She just needs to hire a decent nanny.
Jesus H Christ on a Popsicle stick... So trite I hope Lorne Armstrong sang at her wedding in her father's absence. And just when does she cut that photo into pieces and burn it in the sink?!Oh for the love of all that's maudlin and contrived.
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For fuck's sake. Amy was born August 26, 1981. Lonnie Bell ate the shotgun on June 5, 1982. She wasn't even a year old yet. How can she miss someone she has no memories of?Oh for the love of all that's maudlin and contrived.
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I was going to say the same thing. Seems like she might have been what finally set him off.For fuck's sake. Amy was born August 26, 1981. Lonnie Bell ate the shotgun on June 5, 1982. She wasn't even a year old yet. How can she miss someone she has no memories of?
Her father was the kind of man who ate a bullet when he had kids to raise. He was trash, he married trash, and they produced trash. Parents involuntarily leave this world every day who would have made any bargain to remain here for their children. Fuck that guy and fuck Amy.She probably misses the fantasy of what she thinks their relationship would be. Any feel-good movie with a father a daughter she imagines them that way. Her life would be perfect if he didn't die, I mean more perfect than it is now.
Amy is the Marissaaaa to Fat Trashy Tiktok Lady and Jack-o-Lantern Annie. She works very hard sitting in livestreams all day promoting her ""business"" said Amy.Marissaaaa has a baby she ignores for Chantal, and it got me thinking? If Rosie streamed for 10 hours a day Amy would be in there for all 10 hours ignoring the ferals more than normally. Amy would be Rosie's Marissaaaa.
Amy's ring barely fits on her finger! Look at the placement. And it looks like she has no circulation.Amy has a new "review" video, this time of counting dinosaurs which "came in great handy".
Unlisting your videos will not stop me, A-meeeee.
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Her dad looks like what I imagine Amy would look like if she lost about 350 pounds!Oh for the love of all that's maudlin and contrived.
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I would imagine long before she admitted she had diabetes, but then the diabetes went away the more weight she gained. It just disappeared!