Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Anne Hyroe]

FFS Amy. Ramadan does not mean one mill a day. You have at least two. Of course, I am sure Amy can't be bothered to get up before sunrise for suhur so she just stuffs her face during iftar.

(Although none of this actually happens because Amy doesn't fast for Ramadan.)

People with serious illnesses like diabetes are excused from fasting so unfortunately we won’t get to see the sugar-deprived meltdowns from Amy. Having said that, I wonder how the kids cope with Ramadan, they don’t exactly have healthy eating habits either.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

JFC. This recap is so long it need a recap. It seems that Amy is "in the process of" trying to get WLS. She once again denies being a child abuser because her kids have electronics, food, and no visible bruising. KIWIFARMS ISN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!! No snouts. She has sucked all the snouts right the fuck out of me.

Spoiler: WORLD'S LONGEST REECAP

-Welcome to Saturday afternoon Beetus Fingers and Silence

-GUNT QUAKE EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!!

-WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKEENG!!!!!

-OMGF, an infinite Amy echo

-OH MY GOD STOP MOVING THE CAMERA

-Hold on you guys, I think we're in a death spiral

-Will haft to use her phone

-CAN YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOEENG??????

-The ferals destroyed her phone holder

-TURN THE VOLUME DOWN!!!!!

-Is pilling vinyl Marissa

-Is recycling a frame

-Because the shitbox didn't sell

*is shocked and needs to be revived

-Wants to move to a plapform where she can play music

-THIS is why she doesn't go live when ""workeeng""

-Because she can't listen to music

-IS THERE INNYONE HERE???????

-ARE COMMINTS FROZEN OR....?????????

-Does not care this stream will not be monetized

-SHE NEEDS MUSIC

-People have messaged and begged her to go live

-So they might see the artist at work

-Decided to go live on the weeng

*child galloping like the first fucking Horseman of the Apocalypse

-Been MIA

-Debateeng on platforms

-This shitbox didn't sell "shockingly"

-DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S WET!!!!

-YOU CAN HAVE IT LATER NOT NOW!!!!

-eye gum hab a wayger bay?????

-eye ryka gat sorser

-Is on lives all the time

-Only comes live to promote her ""business""

-SO BUSY WITH ORDERS YOU GUYS

-YouTube is not what it used to be

-PEOPLE USE IT TO BE BOOLEES!!!!!

-Because you can call Amy a child abuser while hideeng behind a keyboard

-AND NOT SAY IT TO HER FACE!!!!!

-And not haft to hear the pain you cause Amy in her voice

-HEY LINDA!!!!!

-HATE SPEWERS!!!!!

-And then you don't hafta worry about the damage you caused Amy

-Because Amy beats her kids

-Sad.

-Will move to TikTok or Clapper

-Uses Clapper for a "friend"

Will go live on TikTok when she gets 1000 subs

-TikTok is "nasty" too

-"A friend of hers" is rilly big on TikTok

-SHE'S DONE NOTHEENG TO GET HATE!!!!!

-APPSOLUTELY NOTHEENG!!!!!

-TROLLS ARE EATEENG HER ALIVE!!!!

-TROLLS GET HER LIVES SHUT DOWN FOR NOTHEENG!!!!

-Will go to Clapper

-Will build a Clapper from scratch

-Trolls will sniff her out

-People are sayeeng she left YT because of her weight

-THAT HAS NOTEENG TO DO WITH IT!!!!

-Could care less what you think about her weight

-It's no secret she is fat AF

-MUH STRUGGLES!!!!!

-Inserting yourself into her personal business

-Is what got her second guessing YT

-YOU BRING HER KIDS INTO IT!!!!

-CPS WAS CALLED ON HER!!!!

-FOR NO REASON!!!!!

-SHE WAS ALMOST THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

-CPS case worker thinks it's sad

-Case was "dismissed"

-CPS LADY IS MAD YOU WASTED HER TIME TO BE SPITEFUL!!!!!

-So she is second guessing her walk on YouTube

-Baybees are "older" and give Amy time now to pick vinyl fucking lettering with her fingernells on camera for *checks clock* THREE HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN YEARS

-Baybees are on summer break

-SOMEONE DOXXXED HER HOUSE!!!!!

-Hafts to arm herself with protection

-Because a fat Canadian pot head google earth'd her house

-MESSING WITH SOMEONE'S KIDS IS NOT OKAY!!!!!

-YouTube will haft to do something or lose all their money

-Because Big YouTubers like Amy are leaving to go to boolee free zones

-YT WILL PAY THE PRICE!!!!!

-AMY *NEVER* RETALIATED BACK!!!!!

-Amy will never be ugly because you're ugly

-TAKEENG MEASURE TO MAKE HER FAMBILY SAFE!!!!

-Expecially

-Can't be safe enough

-AMY YOU PUT UP WITH SO MUCH!!!!!!

-It's sad Annee

-IS CHANTAL HERE???????

-Will glue coffee beans on the recycled frame for her "sister"

-And unless her crackhead brother transitioned

-She doesn't have a sister

-AND EVEN IF HE DID SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE A SISTER!!!!!

-OMG SHE ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

-AGAIN!!!!!

*children screeching

-TURN IT DOWN!!!!!

-DID NOT LEAVE YOUTUBE BECAUSE OF HER WEIGHT!!!!

-Just "stepped back" a little bit

-Does not want to share personal fambily business

-FAMBILY DOEENG FANTASTIC!!!!

-Officially has a 7th grader she doesn't have the pink slip for

-So now there are teenage boy hormones in the house

-Great.

-Baybees are doing amazeeeeeeeeng

-They keep themselves busy with... different things

-"WE" been going outside a LOT

-Does not have a backyard

-Has a backslab

-It Is What It Is

-Is bitter she doesn't have a pool

-Then she reminds herself she has a ruff over her hijab

-WE DON'T HAVE PUBLIC POOLS GAIL!!!!

-THERE IS NOTHEENG!!!!

-NOTH.

-EEEENG.

-THERE IS NOTHEENG TO DO FOR KIDS HERE!!!!!

-Legit notheeng for fambilies to do in Orgun

-No children's museums

-Or science museums

-NO ARBORETUMS!!!!!

-Or gardens

-It's a cultural wasteland for children and fambilies

-Sad.

-NOTHEENG

-Sucks.

-Won't take the baybees to splash pads because kids shit in them

--Which doesn't seem to stop her from wallowing on the couch or carpet

-The shit goes down the drain but where does it go???????

-Kimberleenee is a beautiful name

-Here's a reepoxy paw with shells crammed in it for some reason

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Makes them wholesell for a "small business"

-Here's a baseball cap you put on top of a straw for some reason

-It does not have shells in it

-Tell Amy how to sell fat baby Esraa pichurs and reechains at farmers markets

-Fun Fact: She never listened to country music until she started dick riding Fat Trashy TikTok lady

-NOW IT'S ALL SHE LISTENS TO!!!!!

-"BUSINESS" IS DOEENG RILLY GOOD GAIL!!!!!

-Working with "a small business" doing wholesell makeeng-

-Is grapeful

-Shitboxes

-So busy you guys

-Business is "steady"

-Has not promoted her website

-Will promote her website

-Will do a raffle

-Hokay so

-You will send money to her paypell for tickets

-The more money you give her

-The more money she makes

-And hokay so there's an old bucket she never used for the lard bucket challenge

-SHE NEVER USED IT BECAUSE YOU MADE HER KEEP THE MONEY!!!!

-Innyways

-Something goes in the bucket

-And the loser gets something

-And she can sell her shitboxes at the raffle

-That way you're not hafting to omg I don't know there are tickets in the bucket and I have no idea what you're hafting to not do

-So she can engage with you

-And allow you to buy these valuable items

-HEY LIFE BY JEN'S VAGINA HOW ARE YOU!!!!!

-AMY IS OPEN AND HONEST!!!!

-IsLamb is human just like everybody else

-ISLAMB EXPECTS YOU TO ACCEPT EVERYBODY AND LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!!!!

-Unless you're a Jew

-Then you're commanded to hunt them out from behind trees and kill them

-And if you're a faggot, either your fambily hafts to kill you for shaming Allah, or the state will do it for them

-OTHER THAN THAT

-Oh yeah, and if you're a woman, you're fucked

-ISLAMB DOES NOT EXPECT YOU TO CHANGE ISLAMB LOVES YOU!!!!!

-Amy has not one judgeeng bone in her body

-Before he came to America, Awlee hated fags as is the way of Eejup

-Now he loves fags

-Amy allowed him his emotions to dill with it

-The OBGYN who delivered Omar the Ass Ripper is gay

-And that made Awlee love the gays

-Some people in IsLamb turn their cheek from the gays

-Now it is normal to accept gays in IsLamb

-AMY LOVES ROSIE AND THE WAY HE CHOOSES TO LIVE!!!!

-Gay is natural

-That's why cartoons are gay now

-YOU CAN BE INNY SEX YOU WANT TO BE!!!!

-Amy would never give false information

-AMY IS HONEST!!!!

-PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SAY SHE'S NOT!!!!

-Nit picky

-Unfortunate

-Sad

-YOU PAINTED AMY TO BE SOMEONE SHE'S NOT!!!!

-Amy's first thought upon waking is "how can I make the world better today"

-And not "fuck, it's 2 pm. Why is my spoon sticky and what's the hell is stuck in my asshole???? MIAH! GET THE PLUNGER!!!!"

-AMY LOVES PEOPLE WHO HURT HER!!!!

-Miah has a LOT of questions about LBGTQRST

-HIS FRIENDS ARE GAY!!!!!!

-He knows about Rosie

-Is too busy beening a mod in livestreams to watch Rosie any more

-Will only sell 9x9 shitboxes from now on

-It's okay you were born what you aren't

-Awlee "works" 7 days straight

*children screeching

-DON'T SCREAM!!!!

-Jeremiah is saving for a getaway car

-Awlee will get him a good dill

-NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A LOLLIPOP

-Teaches her children responsibility

-They do not give the baybees money for chores

-Can't give them money because they will lose it

-They TRY and give Jeremiah money but he declines

-He tells them to put it in the bank for him

-Amy does not believe in chore money

-AMY WAS NOT PAID TO DO CHORES!!!!

-They don't give him money to teach him the value of money

-IT TAKES A FAMBILY TO RUN A HOME!!!!

-Omar: SHIT!!!!!

-OMAR ONE MORE TIME!!!!!

-Will not commit to an upload schedule

-Wants to make videos but doesn't know what to filmb

-Because when she DID make videos, all you did was complain

-Owetron is still on lockdown

-Baybees can't keep their masks on

-Is doing things in her personal life that will *definitely* bring weight loss

-Doesn't know if she will share it

-BECAUSE NEGATIVITY!!!!

-This is a LIFE COMMITMENT she will be makeeng to lose weight

-Doesn't want to hear your commints

-Is not tryeeng to lose weight right this minute

-Is "in the process" of doeeng "some stuff" to make a life change

-It will DEFINITELY make her lose weight

-Waiting for paperwork

-Maybe she will take you on the journee

-AMY BRUSHES OFF HURTFUL COMMINTS!!!

-But they still steeng

-Expecially

-MUH KIDSES!!!!

-Does not talk about her childhood

-On the farm

-Hokay she has

-NO SHE HASN'T

-This is the part where she capitalizes on her father's death for Youtube instead of TikTok

-Her father drank some .45 caliber mouthwash

-Which gave mom a mintal breakdown

-Change of story: mom sent Amy to live with family

-Raised Amy for 2 years

-WAS going to adopt Amy

-Mom flipped out and took Amy back

-OMAR AND ESRAA HEY!!!!

-ONE MORE TIME AND I TAKE YOUR ELECTRONICS AWAY!!!!

-Is not basheeng mom for being on drugs

-OMAR I JUST FED YOU BEFORE I CAME ON LIVE!!!!!

-I GAVE YOU POPCORN!!!!

-YOU'RE ONLY DOEENG THIS BECAUSE I'M LIVE!!!!

-GO SIT DOWN!!!!

-NOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GIVE ME GARBAGE FOR BEENING ON YT AND NOT FEEDING MY KIDS!!!!

- I JUST FED MY KIDS

-THEY DO NOT NEED TO EAT!!!!

-Said the 500 pound hog goblin

-INNYWAYS

-Would ride bikes around [the farm] looking for mom at 3 am

-When Amy was 4

*children whinecrying

-HOLD ON YOU GUYS

-FINE she gave him a banana

-INNYWAY

-Mom got into a fight and rolled into a berry bush

-MUH TRAUMA!!!!

-Never went to school

-AMY IS NOT A HORRIBLE MOM!!!!

-AMY DOES NOT ABUSE HER CHILDREN!!!!

-WOULD NEVER ROLL INTO A BERRY BUSH LIKE HER MOM!!!!

-AMY IS NOT LIKE HER MOM

-AMY IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN HER MOM!!!!

-Who as far as I know, never hit her crying toddler for being injured

-AMY IS NOT A BAD PARENT!!!!

-HER MOTHER WAS A BAD PARENT!!!!

-AMY IS AT HOME EVERY SINGLE DAY ABUSING HER CHILDREN AND NOT RUNNING THE TOWN LIKE HER MOM!!!!

-Is trying to be the perfect parent for her children

-Not YOUR children

-IF YOU KNEW HOW BAD AMY HAD IT [ON THE FARM] YOU'D KNOW WHAT A GREAT MOM AMY IS!!!!

-Sure hokay, Omar likes to say the F Bomb

-JUST BECAUSE AMY CUSSES DOES NOT GIVE HIM THE RIGHT TO CUSS!!!

-Is working on it

-AMY WAS STARVED ON A DAILY!!!!!

-The baybees are bathed in name brand ketchup and wear Big Macs for shoes

-SHE HAD TO EAT CHEERIOS WITH ORANGE JUICE!!!!!

-BURRITOS!!!!

-IT MAKES HER SICK YOU THINK SHE IS A BAD MOM!!!!

-AMY IS NOT A BAD PERSON!!!!

-NEVER DID RUGS IN.HER.LIFE!!!!

-Sure she has a criminal record

-LIKE HER MOM

-IT WAS IN 2005!!!!

-Amy broke the cycle of abuse and criminality in her fambily

-Doesn't talk to mom inny more because mom owes her money

I guess giving Amy $300 for a fucking skunk doesn't offset the enormous sum she owes

-HER MOM CALLED HER A TRAMP!!!!

-AND A THIEF!!!!

-SHE CALLED ME A B I T C H!!!!

-AMY NEVER CALLED HER A NAME!!!!

-NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVER

-BOUNDARIES!!!!

-Will not allow Omar Fuckshit and Esraa Cuntfuck to be disrespectful LIKE HER MOM

-AMY RESPECTS HER CHILDREN!!!

-HER CHILDREN RESPECT HER!!!!

-It Is What It Is

-Dad ate a blasting cap because he was in the military

-As a police officer

-A K9 police officer

-in "The War"

-They were sitting by a tree

-And his dog and best friend died right in front of him

-So he came home, married trash, produced trash, and ate a bullet

-Mom and dad had a "toxic relationship" and did drugs and booze

-So mom tried to take the kids and leave him

-The emotionally blackmailing, no sack, hostage taking SHITBAG threatened to kill himself if she tried

-So he hung himself in the garage for her to find

-With an 8 month old and a three year old

-Piece of SHIT.

-Fuck that guy

-And fuck Amy for exploiting it for clicks

-AMY IS NOT WHO YOU SAY SHE IS!!!

-She's WORSE

-PEOPLE CALL HER KIDS FRELLS!!!!

-Or whatever it's called

-MY BAYBEES DIDN'T ASK TO BE CALLED FRELLS!!!!

-Her heart changed for YouTube when she made that video exploiting her decade old miscarriage for clicks and sympathy

-IT WAS PAINFUL THAT YOU CALLED IT A MISCARRIAGE AND HER PLOY FAILED TO FIND PURCHASE!!!!

-It killed her spirit

-PEOPLE SAID IT WASN'T THE SAME THING AS LOSING A FULL GROWN CHILD!!!!

-Because it isn't.

*calms the fuck down

-AMY I HAVE SEEN KIWIFARMS AND THEY CALL OMAR A FERAL

-It's "unfortunate"

-KIWIFARMS MAKES HER *SICK*!!!!!

-PEOPLE ON THERE MAKE HER SO SICK!!!!

-What they say about Omar kills her

-MAKES HER SO ANGRY!!!!

-AMY TAKES TIME TO CRAFT AND YOU TAKE TIME TO SPEW HATE!!!!

-Who's the bad person NOW, huh?????

-THEY WATCH HER LIVES AND WRITE DOWN WORD FOR WORD WHAT SHE SAYS

-And that's VERBATIM, motherfuckers.

-Could care less what KF says about her

-Hasn't been on in a long time

-LONG TIME

-THEY TALK UGLY ABOUT THE BAYBEES THAT ARE REFLECTIONS OF HER ABUSIVE AND NEGLECTFUL PARENTEENG!!!!

-THEY AREN'T HUMAN!!!!

-LIDURLEE like aliens from a different world

-SO hateful

-NO ONE KNOWS AMY!!!!

-Amy forgives us

-LOVES TALKING TO YOU GUYS!!!

*children wilding

-THUMBS DOWN DO NOT HURT HER FILLINGS

-Will go make a snack for the frells now

*children screeching

-HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THE SINGLE MAMAS!!!!

 

[FatalTater]

Funny how diabetics are exempt from fasting when back in the day (pre-1920s) fasting was the only thing to do for it.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

McMinnville High School, 1998

> didn't go to school
> was starving, nobody fed her

Edit: Things to do in Salem for the baybees...

Gilbert House Children's Museum - https://acgilbert.org/
Liberty House Child Abuse Assessment Center - https://www.libertyhousecenter.org/
13 Fun Things to do with Kids in Salem - https://www.mommytravels.net/13-things-to-do-in-salem-oregon-with-kids/
67 Fun Things to do with Kids in Salem - http://www.tripbuzz.com/things-to-do-with-kids/salem-or
Travel Salem's list of Children's Activities - https://www.travelsalem.com/listings/things-to-do/family-fun/childrens-activities
Best Public Swimming Pools in Salem - https://www.statesmanjournal.com/st...oregon-mid-valley-summer-swimming/1657395001/
Salvation Army Kroc Recreation Center - https://salem.kroccenter.org/kroc-salem/aquatics/
Salem Family Aquatic Center - https://salemfamilyaquaticcenter.us/

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol. Don't tell me what to do, shitlord.

Yeeeeikes.


I’m only 30 seconds in. She’s sitting down yet breathing so hard you’d think Omar had been chasing her around the house with the drill. (If only.)

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Well, I guess Amy's hair-trigger anger to the suggestion that she is a bad mom is making more sense now. If you call her a bad mom, it means she's her mother.

> didn't go to school
> was starving, nobody fed her

Edit: Things to do in Salem

Free lunch absolutely was a thing back then. Mom didn't sign you up, she was too stoned.

She may be marginally better, by not having an active drug addiction and winding up in a crack den night after night. (Lol at 4 year old Amy riding her bike/trike? around town at midnight.) She's still failing the children, and also preventing them from attending school, JUST LIKE MOM. Physical presence is literally the least thing you could do.

Like Salem, my town also has a rep of being boring, until you put a token effort into looking at what's going on. Whenever someone complains, I know they're lazy. My town isn't boring, you are.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So she’s recycling shitboxes by peeling the letters off them and presumably leaving adhesive residue all over them to attract dirt, dust, hair, etc? It’s kind of impressive how good Amy is at making bad things even worse. Every single time.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Funny how diabetics are exempt from fasting when back in the day (pre-1920s) fasting was the only thing to do for it.

Wonder if Amy knows that, because her period is her annual excuse for not having to fast, rather than her diabetes. Is she back to denying being diabetic?

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Reminds me of the old joke...

How is Amy like an NHL goalie?

Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you.

They both change their pads every second period.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

So is she planning to homeschool them next year? Like on her own dime? I know many or most districts are not going to offer virtual which means you’d have to do everything the way that an actual homeschool family has to do. Including like actually teach your kids

@StrawberryDouche, reeee capping from the abyss

 

[krazy orange cat]

(Lol at 4 year old Amy riding her bike/trike? around town at midnight.)

At least now we know how she became leader of the "4-year old homies".

 

[Гиджет]

Since Amy has rebranded her avatar to resemble the lining of an incontinence pad her previous avatar is now immortalized as mine.

ETA: Su Tissue is my one and only, here’s Amy’s previous avatar up for grabs.

 

[AuriSaurus]

It really upsets me that Miah asks them to put his money in a savings account for him, trusting in the adults in his life to perhaps set him up a little bit for after high school, and that they definitely don’t do that. How disheartening it will be when he graduates and there’s nothing for him because “we tried to give it to you and you didn’t take it!”

I just don’t trust Amy to separate her finances like that. For some reason.

 

[A Traveler]

Jesus the more I read about this deathfat the more I'm sucked in. My only question is how can someone be this fucking dumb? It boggles the mind.

 

[Death Grip]

Love the way she didn't mention the frequent references to Omar growing up to be a serial killer. This women is in De Nile...

 

[krazy orange cat]

Amy reviews another product. I guess doing reviews is part of her "bizness"

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[I call shenanigans]

Amy reviews another product. I guess doing reviews is part of her "bizness"

LOL. She likes to pretend she has a neck when we all know that disappeared long ago. First she reviews a neck thing that had inbuilt fans and lights, and now this heated neck massager. Doubt it's very comfortable for her. Clearly the companies she begging for products to review from aren't checking out her channel or they'd know she has no neck.

I'll wait for Strorb's recap with baited breath. I'm sure it will be a gem as usual.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Amy reviews another product. I guess doing reviews is part of her "bizness"

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Amy, why is it a problem to show it on your body?

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

I will personally order 1,000 reechains at $20 shipeeng each if she can do one product review without using the word “amazeeng.”

Cheers to 600 dainty pages

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Amy reviews another product. I guess doing reviews is part of her "bizness"

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I'm sorry, that looks fucking painful.

But...Good thing it's in 3-D!