Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

IIt makes me laugh-living in an actual hot place- to think of heat warnings at 88 instead of 110. I suppose those warnings are more for the Amy’s of the world, people who are in the 600s, which is about 400 lbs more than your average CA black bear; those who are in danger of overheating at pleasant, balmy temperatures.

I was going to go full snark - having once lived in those 110+F temperatures and having relocated somewhere where 93F is 100% worse due to the humidity index, I was thinking that at those elevated temperatures, it could truly be a hazard. Goodness knows in the deep south of the US of A, low 90s becomes far more oppressive than the desert's delightful 115F because sweat simply does not function as it should, and the earth takes offense that you're trying to cool down and sweats right back on you.

Then I realized that Amee's in Oregon, where the humidity index isn't nearly what it is in those regions of the world where the earth takes offense at sweat, and shall now humbly simply give you salutations and say 'carry on.'

Because now I'm sniggering that a place with the same humidity as the region I originally lived in down in So Cal has heat warnings in the high 80s.

(reference for Celcius users: 88F = 31.1C, 93F = 33.8C, 110F = 43.3C, 115F = 46.1C. And yes, 46.1 can be cozy if there's no humidity in the air, whereas 33.8 can make a person want to curl up into a ball and die in their own sweat puddle if the humidity makes you feel like you're drowning)

 

[I call shenanigans]

And yes, 46.1 can be cozy if there's no humidity in the air, whereas 33.8 can make a person want to curl up into a ball and die in their own sweat puddle if the humidity makes you feel like you're drowning)

As someone who lives in a place with <10% humidity most of the time, that regularly hits 46/47C in summer, I can tell you it can never be "cosy". It is hot as fuck. Anyone saying once you hit 37C you can't telling difference is lying through their teeth or has never experienced it. Everything is baking from the roof to the ground surfaces Sure it can be very uncomfortable at lower temps with higher humidity, but our bodies do adjust somewhat to the climates we live in. Amy would suffer in much lower temps than others because she is so fucking fat it insulates her, but she'd likely be more comfortable than others colder weather for the same reason.

 

[Stinky Britches]

If Amy gets stuck again in the sleeping chair, she will be stuck there forever “For safety”. This is why she is getting all those neck fan/massager gizmos at the ready for such a time she is fully implanted and needs them. Get ready for her next sponsored produck which will be the reusable, light up adult diapers for enormous woman from some company she can’t pronounce.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

It makes me laugh-living in an actual hot place- to think of heat warnings at 88 instead of 110. I suppose those warnings are more for the Amy’s of the world, people who are in the 600s, which is about 400 lbs more than your average CA black bear; those who are in danger of overheating at pleasant, balmy temperatures.

Salem is forecast for 115F tomorrow and Portland is 118F on Monday. It's life threatening for a lot of people, not just hamplanets who are drenched in sweat when it gets over 75.

Then I realized that Amee's in Oregon, where the humidity index isn't nearly what it is in those regions of the world where the earth takes offense at sweat, and shall now humbly simply give you salutations and say 'carry on.'

You're right, the humidity is only going to be about 25%, but that's still pretty shocking when it's 118F.

I've lived in high-humidity climates that got into the high 90s and I've lived in dry Mediterranean climates that went over 110F regularly every summer. I have to say I preferred 95F at 80% humidity than 115F at 10% humidity. But everyone's different.

The thing is, both of those places experienced those temps/humidity annually. This is a massive deal for Oregon - much like England a lot of people aren't equipped to deal with it. No one I know in Portland has air conditioning and both Salem and Portland are filled with homeless people living in tent cities. Can you imagine how miserable that must be for everyone? And unlike places that experience these temps on the regular, Portland is scrambling to open cooling centers - so far they've got three, plus five libraries: https://www.opb.org/article/2021/06/25/portland-multnomah-county-extreme-heat-cooling-centers/

(And yeah I know, the homeless are a fucking blight on Portland and Salem, but no one deserves to die because of a stupid record-breaking heatwave. Heat stroke is a horrible way to go out.)

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Salem is forecast for 115F tomorrow and Portland is 118F on Monday. It's life threatening for a lot of people, not just hamplanets who are drenched in sweat when it gets over 75.


You're right, the humidity is only going to be about 25%, but that's still pretty shocking when it's 118F.

I've lived in high-humidity climates that got into the high 90s and I've lived in dry Mediterranean climates that went over 110F regularly every summer. I have to say I preferred 95F at 80% humidity than 115F at 10% humidity. But everyone's different.

The thing is, both of those places experienced those temps/humidity annually. This is a massive deal for Oregon - much like England a lot of people aren't equipped to deal with it. No one I know in Portland has air conditioning and both Salem and Portland are filled with homeless people living in tent cities. Can you imagine how miserable that must be for everyone? And unlike places that experience these temps on the regular, Portland is scrambling to open cooling centers - so far they've got three, plus five libraries: https://www.opb.org/article/2021/06/25/portland-multnomah-county-extreme-heat-cooling-centers/

(And yeah I know, the homeless are a fucking blight on Portland and Salem, but no one deserves to die because of a stupid record-breaking heatwave. Heat stroke is a horrible way to go out.)

Fucking hell.
Being stupidly sensitive to heat (and surviving through local record breaks), I won't wish this hell for anyone, even for Amy. It's not always possible to get the air conditioner, or move away in advance, so I can't even find solace in her involuntary Midsommar cosplay, especially since there are four innocent creatures (not counting Ollie and his ejupshn fried lungs) in the same tent with her.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy has said many times that they have air conditioning. She will be neglecting her children in climate controlled comfort while they curse like drunken midgets and screech like they're being pitchcapped by the British. Fret not.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Amy has said many times that they have air conditioning. She will be neglecting her children in climate controlled comfort while they curse like drunken midgets and screech like they're being pitchcapped by the British. Fret not.

TBF I could give two shits about Arabian Princess Amy, it was the dismissal of how the heatwave affects the rest of Owetron that rustled my jimmies.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Meh, sorry Ronnie. But when one's been in areas of the world where 115+ with outrageous humidity is the norm and having 108F air blasted in your face is cooling, and you work and live in this environment for months on end, it's hard to not just point and laugh.

Hope Owetron figures out how to adapt and overcome. And drink plenty of water, because that's what us crusty old fucks who point and laugh tell our young pups who need to learn how to be crusty old fucks and continue the tradition of pointing and laughing to do in order to overcome the oppressive heat and do their jobs.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Meh, sorry Ronnie. But when one's been in areas of the world where 115+ with outrageous humidity is the norm and having 108F air blasted in your face is cooling, and you work and live in this environment for months on end, it's hard to not just point and laugh.

Hope Owetron figures out how to adapt and overcome. And drink plenty of water, because that's what us crusty old fucks who point and laugh tell our young pups who need to learn how to be crusty old fucks and continue the tradition of pointing and laughing to do in order to overcome the oppressive heat and do their jobs.

Bruh I have to work overtime outside tomorrow in 6 hours (can't sleep) and the temps here aren't much cooler. I get it. But I'm also acclimatized to it and they're not. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Meh, sorry Ronnie. But when one's been in areas of the world where 115+ with outrageous humidity is the norm and having 108F air blasted in your face is cooling, and you work and live in this environment for months on end, it's hard to not just point and laugh.

Hope Owetron figures out how to adapt and overcome. And drink plenty of water, because that's what us crusty old fucks who point and laugh tell our young pups who need to learn how to be crusty old fucks and continue the tradition of pointing and laughing to do in order to overcome the oppressive heat and do their jobs.

Have my heartfelt disagreement so I won't power level meself in embarrassment

 

[Barbarella]

1 thought the Salem forecast was 88, not 118. While I am one of those liars who love really hot temps and can certainly distinguish between 97 and 107, I would not want to do it without an air conditioner to come home to.

And the truth is, people do adjust to temperatures they grew up with. There are parts of this world that would destroy me in a week. Maybe less. And yet people mysteriously and happily live there.

People in Oregon are wholly unprepared for 118, and I hope the cooling centers open and everybody stocks up on ice and water (not soda.). Although, assuming Amy didn’t have an air conditioner, even a window one-would a cooling center be prepared to help a 600 lb woman? I doubt they could find her a suitable place to sleep-cots are out. I imagine she could just sit in a wheelchair. The ferals will be free!

Will she try to grift this too, like the fires she was taking donations for? Maybe making art this time. I can see it now-flames of red, yellow and gold paper and at the top-a sun with the temperature inside. Flip on the lights, and the sentiment says: “I survived the heatwave of 2021 in Salam OR and all I got was this lousy tee shirt.” (It’s Amy, tee shirt, wall art, same thing.) The extra gift? There are real lice on the tissue paper.

Stay safe Oregonians!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Stay safe, Oregonians!

Expect Orgwn Stronk reechains with snout and fire stickers inside.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

If I gave a shit about Amy, I would be concerned that the grid around Salem will collapse with this week+ heat wave. The kids and Sebastian would be miserable, but survive. I'm not convinced Ali is ever around, and may just be tossing her support money.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

According to Amy, he leaves the house at 6:30 and gets home 16 hours later 7 days a week. He basically doesn't even live there. He's just using the pig pen as a storage facility for guns and porn.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I was going to go full snark - having once lived in those 110+F temperatures and having relocated somewhere where 93F is 100% worse due to the humidity index, I was thinking that at those elevated temperatures, it could truly be a hazard. Goodness knows in the deep south of the US of A, low 90s becomes far more oppressive than the desert's delightful 115F because sweat simply does not function as it should, and the earth takes offense that you're trying to cool down and sweats right back on you.

Then I realized that Amee's in Oregon, where the humidity index isn't nearly what it is in those regions of the world where the earth takes offense at sweat, and shall now humbly simply give you salutations and say 'carry on.'

Because now I'm sniggering that a place with the same humidity as the region I originally lived in down in So Cal has heat warnings in the high 80s.

(reference for Celcius users: 88F = 31.1C, 93F = 33.8C, 110F = 43.3C, 115F = 46.1C. And yes, 46.1 can be cozy if there's no humidity in the air, whereas 33.8 can make a person want to curl up into a ball and die in their own sweat puddle if the humidity makes you feel like you're drowning)

I live is such a place where we get the dreaded high humidity and high heat much of the summer. (I stay inside and avoid heat and humidity and keep my house cold like a meat locker.)

High humidity and high heat are enough to make a skinny person sweat like a death fat. Its like an involuntary sauna or sweat lodge that you cannot escape from.

It causes a condition call "swamp ass". This is when your body gets drenched in sweat and your body's natural oils. Dirt sticks to you. Your top layer of skin seems to disintegrate into grayish mush that you can see if you scrape your skin with your fingernails.

You are coated in a greasy marinade of your own body fluids and skin cells. The sweat can be so profuse that rivelets of it make their way to your ass crack and the salty and acidic nature of it burns your butt crack. Your groin area is wet and you feel miserable like a baby in a diaper that is way too full.

Cornstarch and baby powder are no match for this. The sweat just consumes them and uses them to thicken the sweat marinade into a nasty gray paste.

Yeah , I know. Bring on the horrific ratings, lol.I sacrifice myself to help bin you better understand the unique hell of high humidity and high heat.