Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a hijab; confirmed child abuser

marjoram

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Just thought I'd add this to the thread as part of the record: new commentator has watched and made her first video about Amy. She's already figured out that you need to play them at 78 speed just to make it sound like 33...


Yeah, her constant stumbling over her words was annoying. She also could have done an iota of research into FatAmy. It's not hard, unless she's one of those "I'd NEVER go to the Farms, the Farms is Satan" morons.
I gave the video about 15 minutes, I doubt it got better. And for the eleventymillionth time--It's NOT about "fatshaming". Sheesh
 

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Just thought I'd add this to the thread as part of the record: new commentator has watched and made her first video about Amy. She's already figured out that you need to play them at 78 speed just to make it sound like 33...


Lisa Gladigan aka Sassy Assassin is a lolcow herself, we've been laughing at her for a while over in the Exceptional Facebook Haydurs thread. Love seeing this chick sit there and say that Amy shouldn't blame fatphobia for the hate she gets when Lisa herself chimped in a Facebook Haydur group about being fat-shamed. Also her reactions are boring and fat.
 

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Lisa Gladigan aka Sassy Assassin is a lolcow herself, we've been laughing at her for a while over in the Exceptional Facebook Haydurs thread. Love seeing this chick sit there and say that Amy shouldn't blame fatphobia for the hate she gets when Lisa herself chimped in a Facebook Haydur group about being fat-shamed. Also her reactions are boring and fat.

It's like lul-cow inception. Please stop the ride, I have to go home now
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I guess her last newest dietitian, the one that she had been so excited about a few months ago because she “dills with the mintals as well as the food” moved out of state.
I feel like someone should warn the other group participants that Amy will be joining them and that they won’t get a word in.
I had to laugh when she said she couldn’t do inpatient since she has no one to look after the kids, like Miah has not been looking after the kids for the past 4 years.
 

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That time you hit 600 subscribers and in celebration, you beat your crying two year old with a song in your heart.

Ah, memories!
It's so nice Amy is taking a moment to reflect upon how she has blossomed in 2 short years: from a tiny 600-sub channel with big dreams to today's very successful 6,000-sub channel, her flourishing keychain empire, philanthropic work and ahmazeen weightloss transformation!

To celebrate her myriad of achievements, lets take a trip down memory lane to her Oct. 22, 2018 video: "Name Change?" to see just how far our girl has come!

- Informs us she's got a massive migraine, she's taken a lot of pills, including ipuprofum, feels like she's "literally had a stroke"

- Doesn't do "cheat mills", allows herself one "heavy mill night" THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE!

- Slave children are cleaning under the couches because she ordered them to do it and they better or they gets the spoon

- "Hopes" she doesn't have to go to the ER for a pain shot

- In car with ferals, out of breath and sputtering about glasses and "medicated lenses" and her sweaty face for some reason. I have lost IQ points listening to this

- Has said the word "comfortubble" about 30 times in her 20 minute TED Talk about eyewear

- Driving and blathering endlessly about The Dollar Tree. I am truly at at a loss as to how she ever managed to attract 600 subs

- Explains that she has "10 lbs of fluid" in her layyg and that's why she can't lose weight

- She KNOWS she has to "eat smaller calories" you shitlords! You just don't understand her strugglez.

- She WANTED a Costco hotdog and ice cream, but had chips and a sub instead on Awwlie's advice - she knows what she's doing!

- JFC how long can one person talk about The Dollar Tree?

- Thinking about changing her name from "Amy on the Go" and wants some "high suggestions" because she wants something to work with her burgeoning cup business. Something "unique but fun!", much like the spelling mistakes on her cups!

- She'll write down the suggestions and pull one out of a hat!

- Is back from The Dollar Tree and is completely out of breath as she insists shoppeen is rully good exercise

- Shows us all the shit she bought at Dollar Tree, I swear to all that is holy if I ever hear the words "Dollar" or "Tree" again I will lose my goddamn mind

- Assures her viewers that she NEEDS these items and she's not just bloween her fambily's money

- It's now evening and she's sitting in her car near her house getting a "fresh breast" of air while she ignores her kidses to get more "mom time". I wish I was making this up

- Talking about Miah being "fix-i-ated" on some squirrel named Rudy (does innyone remember the backstory on this?) and is apparently driving her insane because he refuses to move on from said squirrel, which I assume is either dead or missing. Our mommy of the year is considering using a squirrel imposter to trick her child.
What a difference 2 years makes! Sure, she may still be making excuses for her weight, complaining about her many health woes, spending wads of cash on useless crap and attempting to persuade her viewers into buying her poorly made, overpriced cups, but now she sells poorly made, overpriced keychains and MLM lip balms too!
Can't wait to see what the next 2 years will have in store for our crafty, philanthropic fatrepreneur!

(Edited for formatting because I'm an absolute tard who can't figure out the new KF update)
 
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Amy's doctor put a pain pill on a stick then walked in front of her verrrrry slowly until they got here. Then he ran. Two snouts🐽🐽

-Welcome back to retarded tomato theater

-If you're new, welcome TO retarded tomato theater

-Hope you had a wonderful yesterday

-Had to finish up with the kidses "skool"

-HURR HURR HURR HURRN

-HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN ENJOYING HER CONTINT!!!!

-Been doeeng a lot of "cookeeng" videos to put a different shift on it

-HER CHANNEL WILL NOT BE ABOUT "COOKEENG!!!!"

-Just "cookeeng" for different "scenes"

-So every video won't be about her sitteeng and talkeeng

-BUT SHE WILL BE SITTEENG NONETHELESS

-Yes, her "recipes" are not "health kick" videos

-SHE IS BEENING HONEST ABOUT WHAT SHE'S EATEENG!!!!

-Not trying to blindfold you guys

-This is where she's at right now

-TRANSPARENT!!!!

-HONEST!!!!

-That's the key

-Hasn't talked about her health rilly

-Only so much to talk about when you're not healthy

-EXCUSE MY LIPS

-That $12 MLM lip balm was clearly a lip bomb

-AND SHE'S ALSO BROKEN OUT!!!!

-Should put a mask on hahahahaha

-*children screeching

-INNYWAYS HAHAHAHA

-Health is not where she wants it to be

-CLEARLY

-Has been referred to a pain management clinic

-Thought it would be for pain management

-In that they would prescribe her pills for pain

-WRONG

-HEH HEH WRONG

-um

-Had her first introductory yesterday

-Three hour appointment

*yawn

-It was all on Zoom hahahahahah

-Rilly likes the Zoom thing

-SHe *could* have gone into the office

-THE PAMDEMIC!!!!!

-Met with the doctor for three hours

-The program is so.... different

-It's not about her pain

-It's about.... ax??????

-Is how he explained it

-It's about changeeng your..

-..the the..

-..uhblub...

-pthhhhfarb

-MUH MENTAL!!!!

-He tole her that her anxiety pipes up when she's in pain

-And it makes her cope with food

-And that's why she's fat and ain't nobody gonna give her drugs for being fat

*snout swipe

-They don't do medicine

-Because it's all in her head

-Decided to go ahead with the program

-Doctor referred her to the program because he ain't giving her pills for being a fatass either

-Medical will cover it

-11 week program

-Seen your comments asking if she's ever considered "impatient"

-Quick answer: yes

-Long answer: she can't

-Because she's a stay in her sleeping chair mom

-100%%%% stay in her sleeping chair wife

-um

-Awlee "works" full time

-Not in inny position for him to be using his daily whore allotment dollars on someone to watch the kids

-NO ONE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS BUT HER!!!!

-"Impatient" not "workable"

-So this program is impatient slash outpatient

-But outpatient

-Will have an AKSHUAL license doktor and dietician

-NOT JUST A CERTIFIED DIETICIAN!!!!

-An AKSHUAL doktor that is a dietician

-SUGARY FOOD MAKES HER INFLAMMATION!!!!

-And inplammation causes pain

-So what she will be doeening is "learneeng"...

-..wull so hokay

-Her weight causes her pain

-Because she's fat as a fucking planet

-And because she's too fucking fat to rotate on her axis

-It causes pain

-And beening in pain makes her unable to rotate

-IT'S LIKE A CIRCLE!!!!

-It hits the circle ball every single time

-Will meet with them for three hours once a week

-Until they flee the country

-Will also take classes throughout the week

-That will take her six years to complete

-And group meeteengs she will be attendeeng

-Will hopefully possibly be able to record her doeeng it

-Won't record her screen

-This is something that will be something

-IT WILL CHANGE HER LIFE!!!!

-Honestly

-Dietician will teach her the "right foods" for "her gut"

-MUH INFLAMMATION ISSUES!!!!

-There will be subtracteeng things from her diet

-And there will be add ins

-ESSITED!!!!

-Twelve other fungus fold fatasses in the group who thought they'd be getting happy pills

-WRONG

-THEY WILL GET TO SEE EACH OTHER!!!!

-And chime in with their stories

-AND SHARE

-Doktor will make the dietician make her prep mills

-LIVE ON CAMERA MILL PREP!!!!!

-So she went out and spent money for mill preppeeng things

-Was going to mill prep innyway

-So here's some fucking tubs

-But, Strowrbry, do they stack?????

-YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT THEY DO

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!

-$9 for 15

-THEY'RE SOLID!!!!

-Doesn't like the ones with cut up things

-Doesn't care of her food mashes together

-More tubs

-YOU GET 7 LESS FOR THE SAME PRICE!!!!!

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Bools

-Will make soups

-ESSITED!!!!

-Had them for a couple weeks

-Knew she would have a dietician

-But didn't know what kind

-Would they pro-bool or anti-bool?????????

-She found out they were pro-bool

-And she was all- I HAVE BOOLS!!!!!!!!!

-They come in "great handy"

-Which was just announced as the Pantone Color of the Year for 2021

-THIS dietician will be different from the other dieticians

-They were great dieticians, don't get her wrong

-um

-but

-They don't rilly dill with the psychological...

- ... part of the... brain... that....

- ...dills with....

-Why she has issues with food

-STRAGEDIES

-Old dieticians weren't enough for her

-Rill essited

-THIS DIETICIAN IS AN MD!!!!!

-Is off of the hospital team

-SHE HAS CONTRACTS WITH THE HOSPITAL!!!!

-RILLY essited

-THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL HELP HER!!!!

-Will have *weekly* meeteengs

-So it's not like when she met with the dietician weekly

-This Dr Dietician MD rilly dives in and reaches out

-NOT SAYEENG INNYTHING BAD ABOUT THE OTHER DIETICIANS!!!!

-But they don't know how to do mintal struggles

-CAN'T DO IMPATIENT!!!!

-THIS IS JUST LIKE IMPATIENT BUT IT IS OUTPATIENT BUT BETTER

-Won't be in a facility while the feral's brand new prostimom sharpens daddy's pencil in her shaving hole

-Or whatever it's called

-IT WILL BE ALL ON HER!!!!

-Support

-ESSITED!!!!

-Truly

-THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDED FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!!

-Didn't know that she could be fooled into thinking she was going to a pill mill but it was rilly going to be attending a weight loss clinic

-DOCTOR DIDN'T EVEN TELL HER THIS IS WHAT IT WAS!!!!

-Thought she would get medicine

-Had no clue

-She asked the phone monkey, she was all- THIS IS FOR MEDICINE RIGHT?????????

-And they guy was all- lolno

-And she was like- whuuuuuut????

-Um essited

-TRULY

-Contint

-Will give her channel a variety

-NO PROMISES

-Is recordeeng everything

-UNLESS SHE'S UNCOVERED

-And doesn't want to get dressed

-Can't grab and go

-IS MINDFUL!!!!

-After intake she has to wait for the medical to go into effect

-And THEN she will start

-Will keep you on the front end

-Essited to share what she's learneeng

-New video will be her sitting while Awlee cooks

-BYE!!!
 

Let's Find Out!

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Amy's doctor put a pain pill on a stick then walked in front of her verrrrry slowly until they got here. Then he ran. Two snouts🐽🐽

-Welcome back to retarded tomato theater

-If you're new, welcome TO retarded tomato theater

-Hope you had a wonderful yesterday

-Had to finish up with the kidses "skool"

-HURR HURR HURR HURRN

-HOPE YOU HAVE BEEN ENJOYING HER CONTINT!!!!

-Been doeeng a lot of "cookeeng" videos to put a different shift on it

-HER CHANNEL WILL NOT BE ABOUT "COOKEENG!!!!"

-Just "cookeeng" for different "scenes"

-So every video won't be about her sitteeng and talkeeng

-BUT SHE WILL BE SITTEENG NONETHELESS

-Yes, her "recipes" are not "health kick" videos

-SHE IS BEENING HONEST ABOUT WHAT SHE'S EATEENG!!!!

-Not trying to blindfold you guys

-This is where she's at right now

-TRANSPARENT!!!!

-HONEST!!!!

-That's the key

-Hasn't talked about her health rilly

-Only so much to talk about when you're not healthy

-EXCUSE MY LIPS

-That $12 MLM lip balm was clearly a lip bomb

-AND SHE'S ALSO BROKEN OUT!!!!

-Should put a mask on hahahahaha

-*children screeching

-INNYWAYS HAHAHAHA

-Health is not where she wants it to be

-CLEARLY

-Has been referred to a pain management clinic

-Thought it would be for pain management

-In that they would prescribe her pills for pain

-WRONG

-HEH HEH WRONG

-um

-Had her first introductory yesterday

-Three hour appointment

*yawn

-It was all on Zoom hahahahahah

-Rilly likes the Zoom thing

-SHe *could* have gone into the office

-THE PAMDEMIC!!!!!

-Met with the doctor for three hours

-The program is so.... different

-It's not about her pain

-It's about.... ax??????

-Is how he explained it

-It's about changeeng your..

-..the the..

-..uhblub...

-pthhhhfarb

-MUH MENTAL!!!!

-He tole her that her anxiety pipes up when she's in pain

-And it makes her cope with food

-And that's why she's fat and ain't nobody gonna give her drugs for being fat

*snout swipe

-They don't do medicine

-Because it's all in her head

-Decided to go ahead with the program

-Doctor referred her to the program because he ain't giving her pills for being a fatass either

-Medical will cover it

-11 week program

-Seen your comments asking if she's ever considered "impatient"

-Quick answer: yes

-Long answer: she can't

-Because she's a stay in her sleeping chair mom

-100%%%% stay in her sleeping chair wife

-um

-Awlee "works" full time

-Not in inny position for him to be using his daily whore allotment dollars on someone to watch the kids

-NO ONE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS BUT HER!!!!

-"Impatient" not "workable"

-So this program is impatient slash outpatient

-But outpatient

-Will have an AKSHUAL license doktor and dietician

-NOT JUST A CERTIFIED DIETICIAN!!!!

-An AKSHUAL doktor that is a dietician

-SUGARY FOOD MAKES HER INFLAMMATION!!!!

-And inplammation causes pain

-So what she will be doeening is "learneeng"...

-..wull so hokay

-Her weight causes her pain

-Because she's fat as a fucking planet

-And because she's too fucking fat to rotate on her axis

-It causes pain

-And beening in pain makes her unable to rotate

-IT'S LIKE A CIRCLE!!!!

-It hits the circle ball every single time

-Will meet with them for three hours once a week

-Until they flee the country

-Will also take classes throughout the week

-That will take her six years to complete

-And group meeteengs she will be attendeeng

-Will hopefully possibly be able to record her doeeng it

-Won't record her screen

-This is something that will be something

-IT WILL CHANGE HER LIFE!!!!

-Honestly

-Dietician will teach her the "right foods" for "her gut"

-MUH INFLAMMATION ISSUES!!!!

-There will be subtracteeng things from her diet

-And there will be add ins

-ESSITED!!!!

-Twelve other fungus fold fatasses in the group who thought they'd be getting happy pills

-WRONG

-THEY WILL GET TO SEE EACH OTHER!!!!

-And chime in with their stories

-AND SHARE

-Doktor will make the dietician make her prep mills

-LIVE ON CAMERA MILL PREP!!!!!

-So she went out and spent money for mill preppeeng things

-Was going to mill prep innyway

-So here's some fucking tubs

-But, Strowrbry, do they stack?????

-YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT THEY DO

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!

-$9 for 15

-THEY'RE SOLID!!!!

-Doesn't like the ones with cut up things

-Doesn't care of her food mashes together

-More tubs

-YOU GET 7 LESS FOR THE SAME PRICE!!!!!

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Bools

-Will make soups

-ESSITED!!!!

-Had them for a couple weeks

-Knew she would have a dietician

-But didn't know what kind

-Would they pro-bool or anti-bool?????????

-She found out they were pro-bool

-And she was all- I HAVE BOOLS!!!!!!!!!

-They come in "great handy"

-Which was just announced as the Pantone Color of the Year for 2021

-THIS dietician will be different from the other dieticians

-They were great dieticians, don't get her wrong

-um

-but

-They don't rilly dill with the psychological...

- ... part of the... brain... that....

- ...dills with....

-Why she has issues with food

-STRAGEDIES

-Old dieticians weren't enough for her

-Rill essited

-THIS DIETICIAN IS AN MD!!!!!

-Is off of the hospital team

-SHE HAS CONTRACTS WITH THE HOSPITAL!!!!

-RILLY essited

-THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL HELP HER!!!!

-Will have *weekly* meeteengs

-So it's not like when she met with the dietician weekly

-This Dr Dietician MD rilly dives in and reaches out

-NOT SAYEENG INNYTHING BAD ABOUT THE OTHER DIETICIANS!!!!

-But they don't know how to do mintal struggles

-CAN'T DO IMPATIENT!!!!

-THIS IS JUST LIKE IMPATIENT BUT IT IS OUTPATIENT BUT BETTER

-Won't be in a facility while the feral's brand new prostimom sharpens daddy's pencil in her shaving hole

-Or whatever it's called

-IT WILL BE ALL ON HER!!!!

-Support

-ESSITED!!!!

-Truly

-THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDED FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!!

-Didn't know that she could be fooled into thinking she was going to a pill mill but it was rilly going to be attending a weight loss clinic

-DOCTOR DIDN'T EVEN TELL HER THIS IS WHAT IT WAS!!!!

-Thought she would get medicine

-Had no clue

-She asked the phone monkey, she was all- THIS IS FOR MEDICINE RIGHT?????????

-And they guy was all- lolno

-And she was like- whuuuuuut????

-Um essited

-TRULY

-Contint

-Will give her channel a variety

-NO PROMISES

-Is recordeeng everything

-UNLESS SHE'S UNCOVERED

-And doesn't want to get dressed

-Can't grab and go

-IS MINDFUL!!!!

-After intake she has to wait for the medical to go into effect

-And THEN she will start

-Will keep you on the front end

-Essited to share what she's learneeng

-New video will be her sitting while Awlee cooks

-BYE!!!
WHAT.
 

Gawdamit

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Oh here we go again. Fat Amy and another new diet. She won't follow that diet. Not when she has Ollie to tell her she needs to eat, her crapwagon that takes her for fast foods and drinks and Costco for Oreos. She'll end up like Fat Jen, in an electric wheelchair for the rest of her life because she can't walk. She's almost there already.
 

Turd Blossom

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Poor Amy, foiled by autocorrect once again. I guess she was just too darn inpatient to stop and perform her normally meticulous proofreading before rushing this masterpiece out to her adoring fans.
Inpatient/Impatient, you KNOW what she MENT

Not sure if it's just a temporary YT glitch, but I did notice that this one seems to be completely ad-free. It's difficult to imagine she intentionally left them off, so I'm a bit curious if this one specifically got demonitized. There are still ads on the vids preceding this one.

At any rate, no worries. Like always, Amy made sure to leave everyone the link to her paypal account just in case anyone felt the desperate urge to send her some money out of the blue, cause she's super-duper thoughtful like that.

ETA: When checking to see the ad-status of her ree-chain giveaway vid (it's still monetized, btw) I happened to notice that, even though she is manually intercepting all submissions, this one managed to make the cut:
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Best of luck, Mike!
 
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