Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a hijab; confirmed child abuser

Hamberlard Raid

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
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Highlight of the video: when Awlee is topping one of the pizzas, a stray shred of cheese flies off the pizza and you can watch Amy lunge for it at breakneck speeds.
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This is the only time A-me "helps" in the whole video.
Trotter pic attached 🐷🐷🐷
 

Stephan Kang

"Bota digjet, kurva po krihet."
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homemade PIZZA

looking forward to strorby's spelling of guestimants.
Christ on a cracker, I don't know where to start. The hilarity of Strorbry's recap will soothe the pain, but watching Awlee mix that dough with Our Lady of Perpetual Coffee Mug Stain in every frame was a hell of a thing. Then rolling and cutting right on the counter- that's going to keep your surfaces in good shape for sure! Then seeing the amount of turkey pepperoni, well, that is giving me the hurtsy-squirts just looking at it.

My "say something nice": Awlee appears to be able to make food from scratch. And also stand up while doing so. Also, today I learned at least one thing, after googling "Nestle Nido powder".
 

StrawberryDouche

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I'd rather eat glass. One snout. 🐽


-Welcome back to Le Cordon Ew

-If you're new, welcome TO Le Cordon Ew

-Goeeng to make homemade pizza

-STAY TUNE!!!!

-Step one- get thee to a chatroom

-A/S/L A/S/L A/S/L

-29/amorphously female/Idiotopolis

-Snag an unmarriageable Arab

-Marry him

-Make him put 6.5 cups of flour in a KitchenAid

-Add and subtract

-GESSAMENTS

-Put in a pinch of salt

-1 pinch=1 tsp

-Powdered melk

-Because why use fresh ingredients when you can open a can

-Plough Amy's yeast fields and gather ye yeast

-But you have to pronounce it as "pluff"

-DEAR GOD DON'T FORGET THE QUARTER CUP OF SUGAR

-Fill it up to lukewarm of water

-Glug in a bunch of fucking oil

-GLUG IT, FUCKERS!!!!

-Start addeeng water

-In a little by little amount

-YOU DON'T WANT TO OVERPOWER THE WATER!!!!

-This is the part you add vinegar to the dough

-BET YA DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

-Knead it on a clean counter

-As opposed to Amy's counter

-Your mail order bridegroom will do this untell it's not sticky

-And no longer sticks to his Neanderthal knuckle fur

-Put it back in the bool

-So it can do its riseeng

-IT TRIPLED IN SIZE

-Put corn mell on the counter

-For texture

-Roll it out like a faggot instead of stretching it by hand

-Make pizza sauce

-If you want to learn how to exsanguinate a tomato let her know in the comments

-Hokay, dump too much damn sauce on your vinegar dough

-Get a bag of pre-shredded cheese

-But, Strorbry, how can we fuck this up any further????

-TURKEY PEPPERONI, FUCKERS!!!!

-You can use reggaler

YOU CAN USE INNYTHEENG!!!!

-Hafts to make a separate pizza for Jeremiah

-Because he hates pepperoni

-So make it like the pepperoni pizza

-But without the pepperoni

-FUCK! Now you tell me

-Here is the final look for the pooperoni

-DOESN'T IT LOOK AMAZEEENG!!!!

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-WE LIKE EATEENG PIZZA HAHAHAHA AWLEE IS SO FUNNY!!!!

-This was their anniversary dinner

-THEY MADE WEENGS!!!

-THEENKS FOR WATCHING!!!!
 
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Christ on a cracker, I don't know where to start. The hilarity of Strorbry's recap will soothe the pain, but watching Awlee mix that dough with Our Lady of Perpetual Coffee Mug Stain in every frame was a hell of a thing. Then rolling and cutting right on the counter- that's going to keep your surfaces in good shape for sure! Then seeing the amount of turkey pepperoni, well, that is giving me the hurtsy-squirts just looking at it.

My "say something nice": Awlee appears to be able to make food from scratch. And also stand up while doing so. Also, today I learned at least one thing, after googling "Nestle Nido powder".
Why is the crust so big?
 

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