Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Angel Dust]

"Homemade" Spanish rice - meaning it came out of a Rice A Roni box.

Pro tip: the key to amazing Spanish and/or Mexican rice is Knorr Caldo de Tomate.

Edit: Also flour tortillas for enchiladas!? I think we're going to have the flour tortilla hatefest again...

At least it's not in lasagna form this time

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

"Homemade" Spanish rice - meaning it came out of a Rice A Roni box.

Pro tip: the key to amazing Spanish and/or Mexican rice is Knorr Caldo de Tomate.

Edit: Also flour tortillas for enchiladas!? I think we're going to have the flour tortilla hatefest again...

*weeps in Mexican*

That rice loois like she added ketchup to a box of Rice A Roni.

Is there no food crime she will not commit?

 

[Mr Foster]

Is there no food crime she will not commit

Abstinence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Notice the phrasing of her post. I think the missing word at the beginning of the sentence is “Awlee,” not “I.”

 

[Angel Dust]

That rice loois like she added ketchup to a box of Rice A Roni.

We all know that's what she did. Maybe a nice few slabs of butter too

 

[Gawdamit]

She ate four enchiladas? I guess one for fat Amy isn't enough

 

[Angel Dust]

She ate four enchiladas? I guess one for fat Amy isn't enough

She has healthy growing chins to feed!

 

[daintydiabeetus]

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I think this will be a very popular dish in the scat fetish community.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I think this will be a very popular dish in the scat fetish community.

Maybe she meant "it came out sooooo good".

 

[AmazingEagle]

I think this will be a very popular dish in the scat fetish community.

That "enchilada" looks like dog shit.

 

[Angel Dust]

I forget the deep lore. Does amy do Thanksgiving or does she also rob her children of that too?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I forget the deep lore. Does amy do Thanksgiving or does she also rob her children of that too?

Amy does not do Thanksgiving. Her increasingly unhinged series of chimpouts preceding Thanksgiving last year is what earned her a thread. I wrote the OP one year ago this weekend. The Season's Deletings section covers them, and I would recommend (re)watching the videos for a laugh. The Pilgrims murdered thousands of Indians on Thanksgiving!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Now THAT I've got to watch - all that murdery stuff on Thanksgiving by evil white colonizers against the hapless natives. Damn I had poor history teachers - never learned all that mayhem, rape, pillage & plunder stuff like that.

 

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[AmazingEagle]

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Is it just me or do Amy's cooking videos give off a Chris Chan or Kay's Cooking vibe?

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[marjoram]

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It's Dr. Joyce Blubbers!
That was both hilarious and disturbing. The background piano was a nice touch though. Also-I didn't hear one feral screech. Did she eat them?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

<cue royalty free music the type you hear in hospice rooms>

God forbid you get a copyright strike on your way to the great beyond.
One snout.

Spoiler: DUNCECAP

-Welcome back to Disaster Piece Theater

-If you're new, welcome TO Disaster Piece Theater

-Let's just take a deep breath

-In through the snout, out through the mouth

-Good

-Almost done with 2020

-TAKE IN THAT FACT

-Done a lot of reflecteeng

-Expecially

-SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED THIS YEAR

-So much.

-GREAT MILESTONES!!!!

-Huge setbacks

-Choosen to not let the setbacks become the winner of her year

-And use it as a learneeng tole

-And the things that could have derelled her 100%%%%%%%%%

-MUH MENTALS!!!!!

-Taken a lot of time

-Had a vision at the beginneeng

-Vision totally didn't turn out

-The pandimick

-Financhually

-Hurteeng

-FAMBILIES!!!!

-Rilly tough year

-Not just for Amy

-SHE'S NOT IN THIS ALONE!!!!!

-We are all faceeing this together

-HEALTH ISSUES!!!!

-FINANCHUAL ISSUES!!!!

-SUFFERING!!!!!

-MINTAL HEALTH ISSUES!!!!!

-The year has brought out this year

-EMOTIONAL ISSUES!!!!

-Self reflection for minny people

-People lost their jobs

-So they had time to focus on themselves

-Some people caught an open CPS investigation and an additional 80 pounds

-Some people failed a lard bucket challenge in under 20 minutes

-Some people got a KiwiFarms thread and lied about death threats against their baybees

-OUR COMMUNITY!!!!

-THE ELECTION!!!!

-FAMBILIES RENT ASUNDER!!!!!

-She is grapeful

-SHE IS STILL BREATHEENG!!!!

-SHE IS HERE FOR THE LONG HAUL!!!!

-SHE IS WILLEENG TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!

-For her right

-TO PARRRRRRRRRTAYYYYYYY

-Rilly thought about it

-Focuseeng on HER

-And her channel

-HER CHANNEL HAS GONE THROUGH A LOT!!!!

-Majority she has brought on herself

-THINGS WERE NOT BROUGHT ON BY HERSELF!!!!!

-And she entertained it

-Allowed her channel to control her

-And her mintal health

-IT CONTROLLED HER FRIENDSHIPS

-IT CONTROLLED EVERYTHEENG ABOUT HER

-NO MORE!!!!!

-This started as her PASSION

-After getting her ass stuck in a chair

-MUH BITCH BINCH!!!!!

-She let it become sometheeng that is controlleeng

-SHE LOVES HERSELF TOO MUCH TO LOSE HERSELF!!!!

-BECAME SOMEONE SHE WASN'T!!!!

-Was not true to herself

-SHE KNOWS HER HEART!!!!

-SHE KNOWS THE PERSON SHE IS!!!!

-KNOWS HER SELF WORTH!!!!

-Allowed her channel to lose herself

-And then she was all- you know what???????? what can I do to bring theengs back to the table????????

-So you can be uplifted

-And filling refreshed

-Doesn't want you to fill she is a sideshow

-And be confused

-THAT'S NOT WHO SHE IS!!!!

-Holds her relationships very valuable

-BEEN HURT MINNY MINNY TIMES!!!!

-Truss

-Will truss herself and her decisions

-AND SHE WILL GROW!!!!

-Like a tumor

-FRESH START IN DECEMBER!!!!

-A new route

-NEW YEARS IS NOW!!!!

-No point in waiteeng

-2020 taught "us" life can go so quick

-SHE WILL BECOME THE PEOPLE SHE WANTS TO BE!!!!

-And grasp what she has

-2020 moved and Amy was stuck

-SHE WILL GROW TO BECOME SOMETHEENG NEW!!!!

-SHE WILL ACCOMPLISH IT!!!!

-By beening truthful in herself

-And truthful to her "friends"

-AND THAT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Will bring a book to the table

-About positive theenkeeng

- Amy was all- what kind of book can I share with my "friends"?????

-And gear my channel

-POSITIVE!!!!

-UPLIFTEENG!!!!

-ENCOURAGEENG!!!!

-SUPPORT!!!!!

-ACCEPTANCE!!!!

-LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!!!!

-Why do we love with conditions????

-That's not the way to love Amy

-So if Amy beats a baby with another baby

-You haft to love her anyway

-BECAUSE BABY BEATERY IS A CONDITION!!!!

-We-- meaning YOU are all unperfect

-Amy is worth love

-AND THAT'S WHAT HER CHANNEL WILL BE ABOUT!!!!

-Holidees are passeeng and comeeng

-WILL BE TOUGH FOR PEOPLE!!!!

-She sees it in your eyes

-And hears voices more than she ever has before

-SHE'S SEEN TEARS FALL FROM...

...PEOPLES'... EYES!!!!

-It is dishearteeng

-Loves each and every one of you

-GRAPEFUL FOR EVERY SUB!!!!

-New ones

-Old ones

-Short ones

-Fat ones

-SHE LOVES YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-You made her channel

-Each and every one of you is her fren

-Will focus on positivity

-You will see positive

-Uplifteeng

-And support

-Fill com for tibb ul shareeng your heart with Amy

-SHE BELIEVES IN UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!!!!

-So for example: if you were to say but Amee, if you let your child crap in a toilet in the back of a van with the doors wide open and rob her of her dignity, I shan't love you

-THAT WOULD BE A CONDITION!!!!!

-OR, let's say you wouldn't love Amee if she gassed her entire fambily in sealed container barreling down the highway and her husband had to vomit thrice

-THAT WOULD BE A CONDITION!!!!

-DOES NOT BELIEVE IN LOVE WITH CONDITIONS!!!!

-SO LET'S SAY, you chloroformed some hypothetical ferals and a fat, morose skunk and whisked them away to be raised in the safety of cockroaches

-Amy would still love u

-Grew up thinkeeng love was conditional

-And you could only get love if you followed the directions on the back of the box

-DIDN'T KNOW LOVE WAS UNCONDITIONAL!!!!!

-There was nothing about that on the back of the box

-Conditional love is unhealthy boundaries

-So said her therapist fairy

-AND THAT'S WHAT SHE'S BEEN DOEENG!!!!

-Took a "step back" from YouTube

-A lot more less uploadeeng

-And focuseeng

-Did her some rill good

-ESSITED!!!!

-Will grow new friends along the way

-A FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE!!!!

-YOU ARE HOLDEENG HER HAND!!!!!

-She is holdeeng back

-In the list goeeng down the line

-SO ESSITED!!!!

-COOKEENG VIDEOS WITH AWLEE!!!!

-Essited to see what he adds vinegar to next

-Will do a lot of talkeeng

-About each list of day

-Will share her "testimony"

-WANTS TO GROW OUR FRIENDSHIPS!!!!

-Friends is all we have

-And friends become fambily

-And that's what's beautiful about America

-LOVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SO MUCH

 

[DefCon Dumb]

What the hell was she on? She wasn't floating on a cushion of unconditional love & friends tyrning into family didn't dilate her pupils like that.

 

[Gawdamit]

This is what happens when your channel is in the shitter, you can't move up off your seat and you can't think of anything else to say but a bunch of blubbering nonsense. Fat Amy, the youtubevangelist. Get out your donations

 

[AmazingEagle]

It's Dr. Joyce Blubbers!
That was both hilarious and disturbing. The background piano was a nice touch though. Also-I didn't hear one feral screech. Did she eat them?

Gonna be honest here that cookbook looks like it was designed by LuLaRoe or some other shitty MLM.