Gross Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a hijab; confirmed child abuser

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John Andrews Stan

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Why would Mr. Scamadan want to kidnap two feral children?

When he does tire of Amy, he will only leave when he has found another fat American woman he can leech onto, and he won't be taking the kids with him or paying child support.
Is he a US citizen yet?
 

грешный дурак

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Why would Mr. Scamadan want to kidnap two feral children?
Because some men are fully insane. Why do dudes murder their entire family before committing sudoku? Because they think of them as an extension of themselves, something they own, not as separate human beings.

But aside from this extreme side of things, many people will simply behave like total shitburgers so long as they can tell themselves that they’re good people, even if there aren’t actually consistent morals/values present. Some would be able to make up a whole justified narrative as to why they stole two children from their mother and fled the country, but couldn’t make up one about why they ditched their wife and children. “Lol Olly is a failure piece of shit loser like we all knew he was who failed at America & abandoned his kids with his fat fuck Humpty Dumpty wife” might not go over so well in the masculinity department as “Poor Olly valiantly rescued his children from the fat American whore in order to properly raise them here in Egypt” or some shit. I have no idea if this is how bro would be received by his friends/family either way, but it’s definitely possible. Especially if he ultimately could just pawn off the kids on his mom or sister or whatever and go find some chubby lady to plow who is at least able to wash herself. (🌈note: the guy might actually love his kids too 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Can you imagine slowly becoming more and more aware of American culture and how you’re living and how you’re perceived, seeing it less and less relative-to-life-in-Egypt but just relative-to-other-Americans, improving your English and becoming more culturally literate in general, as it slowly dawns on you that you’re living with sentient garbage in an actual garbage dump and thousands of people are laughing at her every day? I’d throw my kids on a plane and gtfo too lol

ETA: I love that this thread/situation is so dark that my positing that Olly might be a borderline sociopath who kidnaps his children to dump with a relative is 🌈 😂 jfc Amy get it together
 
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SituationTypeThing

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Because some men are fully insane. Why do dudes murder their entire family before committing sudoku Seppuku?
The mental image painted by that typo is hilarious.

But aside from this extreme side of things, many people will simply behave like total shitburgers so long as they can tell themselves that they’re good people, even if there aren’t actually consistent morals/values present. Some would be able to make up a whole justified narrative as to why they stole two children from their mother and fled the country, but couldn’t make up one about why they ditched their wife and children. “Lol Olly is a failure piece of shit loser like we all knew he was who failed at America & abandoned his kids with his fat fuck Humpty Dumpty wife” might not go over so well in the masculinity department as “Poor Olly valiantly rescued his children from the fat American whore in order to properly raise them here in Egypt” or some shit. I have no idea if this is how bro would be received by his friends/family either way, but it’s definitely possible. Especially if he ultimately could just pawn off the kids on his mom or sister or whatever and go find some chubby lady to plow who is at least able to wash herself. (🌈note: the guy might actually love his kids too 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Can you imagine slowly becoming more and more aware of American culture and how you’re living and how you’re perceived, seeing it less and less relative-to-life-in-Egypt but just relative-to-other-Americans, improving your English and becoming more culturally literate in general, as it slowly dawns on you that you’re living with sentient garbage in an actual garbage dump and thousands of people are laughing at her every day? I’d throw my kids on a plane and gtfo too lol

ETA: I love that this thread/situation is so dark that my positing that Olly might be a borderline sociopath who kidnaps his children to dump with a relative is 🌈 😂 jfc Amy get it together
From all I've seen Olly doesn't seem dissatisfied with life in the US, and if he really wanted to be in Egypt, he wouldn't have agreed to marry a charmless, human elephant just to get to the US. I doubt he'd take his kids and leave them in Egypt, ultimately, he probably wants a better life for them. I could see him leaving Amy (with or without some other woman) once they're school-aged, and fighting for full custody. It's not like she contributes anything so he's not losing anything.
 

StrawberryDouche

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This is another special request retro recap.

In this Q&A, Amy decides she has endometriosis, reveals she thinks farting in public is fucking hilarious, and tells us she wastes so much time on sleep, she doesn't have time to be a better person. Three retro snouts, and not because Amy gets stuck in anything. She doesn't : (
🐽🐽🐽

-FatJen asked her to collab on a Q&A

-It will give you insights

-Awesome

-They share "subbies"

-Awesome

-Asked FB to ask her questions

*fatquake camera collapse

-Needs a new phone holder

-DON'T JUMP LIKE THAT!!!!

-But jump to Jin's channel and susscribe!!!!

-Jin is amazeeng

-Amazeeng amazeeng

-Jin is on A Journey™

-They are like the same person!!!!

-Question: y u start yootoob????

-Answer: Shopping hauls

-But does not like shopping

-Doesn't have that shopping netch

-Not what she was cutting herself out for

-She enjoyed what she was doing

-Did not enjoy what she was doing

-If that makes since

-Was not filling it

-Channel was not beening nurtured

-Then she decided to start Her Journey™ instead

-AND TAKE EVERYONE WITH HER!!!!

-So you could see her hilling

-Emotional hilling

-Physical hilling

-Abuse hilling

-HER STORY HAS INSPIRED MULTIPLE WOMEN TO START HILLING JOURNEYS!!!!™

-You are not alone in hilling

-There will always be someone there for you

-HER

-She will always hold your hand

-It intrigued her

-Journey™

-Question: Do you want more hell spawned mini mongs????

-Answer: "pretty much" has endometriosis

-Was NOT diagnosed with...

-Endoscopee????

-Endiscopy????

-Doesn't know how to say that

-They did not go up inside and do a visual check

-Sperged to her doctor about her periods and "intimacy"

-Doc said he can guarantee 99% she has endometriosis

-Gave her options to dill with it

-Doesn't want to take birth control because it will make her fat

-And make her moods swing, fatly

-Doesn't want to dill with it

-The other aspect would be an IUD

-Is on the fence since Esraa

-Because of endometriosis

-Question: Most embarrassing experience as an adult

-Ali will kill her

-They go to the casino buffet for their anniversary every year

-Didn't go last year because of Her Journey™

-They were sitting in a booth

-She felt like she needed to fart

-So she lifted butt

-And sqweeeeeep!!!!

-And Ali was all wtf????

-People heard it

-So Amy started laughing through a bullhorn

-Made Ali get her more food because she was embarrassed

-The walk of shame

-Question: If you didn't have to sleep what would you do with the extra time????

-Answer: Spend time with the kids and husband and strive to be a better person

-If she didn't sleep should could focus on being a better person

-Question: What job would you be terrible at????

-Answer: Being a caregiver to people who farted

-If an old person farted, she would be fired for laughing

-FARTS ARE FUNNY!!!

-Someone farted in Dollar Tree yesterday, and the whole place heard her laugh through a bullhorn

-HUHUHUHUH HUHUH HUHUHUH

-Question: Which YTer gets the most credit for getting you to upload

-Answer: HKitty Vlogs

-Does not watch beauty channels

-Loves family vlog channels

-Beauty and the Beastins

-Rilly rilly rilly admire her

-Question: What songs have you completely memorized????

-Zero

-Question: Would your family ever move to Egypt????

-Answer: Short answer- no

-The kidses like it here

-Would visit

-Nothing wrong with Egypt

-None of them want to live there

-Question: Do you and Ali pray together????

-Answer: Sometimes

-Question: What was the first thing that attracted you to each other????

-His ambitions and his go getterness personality

-Question: What was Ali's first thoughts when he fist got to the US

-Culture shock

-Was shocked by a lady walking in a bikini

-In January

-GET SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!

-Question: Tell me about your "cute" hijabs

*shows her bucket of hijabs and hijab accessories

-Gets her hijabs from Amazon

-Question: What do you wish you'd done, but haven't???

-Wanted to get a Bachelor Degree

-In a career she wanted to do

-Question: Do you have any regrets????

-Answer: absolutely not

-If you regret things than that's sad for you

-Question: Do you take meds for your mentals

-Answer: Lexapro-depression, Buspirone for anxieties/mood swings

-Is a hot mess without them

-Question: Are you usually early or late????

-Answer: Usually early if she is in charge, late if Ali is

-Question: What takes too much of your time????

-Answer: Worrying????

-Questions: what are the small things that make your day better????

-Answer: Uhhm hugs from "the babies"? When Ali gives her a hug and Jeremiah says he loves her

-Question: What TVshow/movie do you refuse to watch????

-Answer: O M G innything that has to do with abuse

-Question: Something you have only recently formed an opinion about

-Answer: She has matured a lot and voted on the last presidential debate

-Because she took the time to learn what things mean

-She has opinions

-Question: What are you interesting in that most people haven't heard of????

-Um... I don't think I have anything I haven't shared

-Question: What is the most annoying question people ask you????

-Answer: Does her husband control her and force her to be a Muslim

-Question: What do you think everyone should do once

-Answer: I think you should go on the point where you can do something

-Neverevereverx15 traveled anywhere before going to Egypt to marry a fupachaser in 3 days

-She found herself

-Was proud of herself

-Question: What are people obsessed with but you don't get

-Answer: Doesn't have an answer for that

-Question: What's something you've been wanting to try

-Answer: Wants to write an autograph book of her life

-TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALONE!!!!

-Question: Is wearing hijab hot????

-Answer: Sometimes she is warm

-Question: Do you like your name????

-Answer: I love my name!!!!

-Her father was from the south and had the accent of the southern people

-Wanted to name her Amalee

-Mom said no u can name her Lee

-Great granddad Ivan Lee

-Granddad Bonnie Lee

-AND SHE IS AMY LEE!!!!

-Question: Are you messy or clean????

-Answer: Bolth. Is messy during the day BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE THE HOUSE IS SQUEAKY CLEAN BEFORE BED!!!!

-Question: How tall are you????

-Answer: 5'5

-Question: Tea or Coffee

-Answer: Bolth

-Question: Sweet or salty????

-Answer: BOLTH!!!!

-No opinion on the Kardashians

-Is quiet and shy in private but loud with you guyses and on social media

-Is easy to get along with but will not toot her horn

-Thinks people have their right to their own opinion re: abortion

-Thinks it is sometimes necessary HEAR HER OUT!!!!

-Special Sped story about someone getting in an accident while pregnant and broke their pelvis

-Was 12 weeks pregnant

-Didn't know she was pregnant

-Amy understands that situation

-HOWEVER

-Doesn't understand abortion because she had a miscarriage

-Not her place to judge

-Does not like crowds

-BELIEVES IN LUCK AND MIRACLES!!!!

-Wishes she was darker skinned

-Wants to go to Paris and Australia to meet her subbies

-AGE DOES NOT MATTER IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!

-Amy smiles at everyone because it could change their life forever!!!!

-GO CHECK OUT LIFEBYJIN!!!!
 

Free the Pedos

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I’m not sure what that is, exactly, but he definitely looks depressed, fearful and humiliated. All. The. Time. I’m totally team Miah and team Skunk. I am heartbroken for them both.
Miah and Skunk's horrible life at Chez Amy would be a great dark prologue to a coming of age tale about the two of them going on the road to find Miah's birth family/home country consulate/group home.

I could see him leaving Amy (with or without some other woman) once they're school-aged, and fighting for full custody. It's not like she contributes anything so he's not losing anything.
I wonder if he'll do the classic "divorce the Green Card ticket spouse and import another from my home country" move?
 

John Andrews Stan

Antichrist, scoffer
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January 27, 2020. Published around 230 pm.
"Workout / my FOOD / boundaries made"

In this episode, we receive stunning fupa dancing. Also, vegetables are zero calories.
A lot of food plans treat most vegetables as zero calories. But you absolutely count things like the oil used to prepare them, the ingredients for broth, condiments, etc. She’s fucking stupid. Also her pride over eating a whole wheat pita suggests she thinks whole wheat = diet food.
 

Gene's Secret Cat

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True & Honest Fan
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God, it's like she's a non-native English speaker. At first, I thought it was a weird auditory thing because she's *so close* to getting the idiom or phrase correct, and I mean, when is the last time she's read something that was not a children's book? Maybe she learns by hearing?

Potatoes and corn and carrots are sugar. Of course they have calories. I just. I can't.
 

StrawberryDouche

True & Honest Fan
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Amy does the fupadance, shows you recycled shit she ate, and NO MORE NEGATIVITY!!!! Will stay off social media. Again. I am giving the four snouts. Not because it was in anyway interesting or thematically compelling but because she has given us a slew of new GIFing material. GET TO GIFFING!!!! 🐽🐽🐽🐽

Timestamped for your convenience.


-GOOD MORNEENG AND WELCOME TO THE CRAPPERWAGON!!!!

-Please susscribe

-Just got out of therapy

-Very comfortable

-Fills good in there

-Fills so good

-THANK YOU FOR THE VIEWS!!!!

-Appreciates it

-Much

-Talked about negativity controlling her thoughts

-Will be more mindful of surroundings

-And negative comments and actions

-TOWARDS HER

-Will walk away

-Not fight it

-Filt the need to defend herself

-Her words

-And actions

ALWAYS WANTS TO DEFEND HERSELF!!!!

-Why.

-WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

-????

-Why does she think people will see the good in her that way

-If people like her they will like her

-If not, then not

-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!

-Will not try to prove it

-Knows a lot of people say things about her

-Can't change that

-You will see her how you want to

-NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

-She could be the most perfect human bean waddling the earth

-And they will see something negative!!!!

-Security within herself

-KNOWS WHAT SHE BRINGS TO THE TABLE!!!!

-DOES NOT HAVE TO JUSTIFY HER ACTIONS!!!!

-Great session

-Fills good

-Boundaries

-With her SM usage

-Will set her phone down

-Gets caught up in SM platforms

-SIT YOUR PHONE DOWN!!!!

-WILL NOT BE ON SM ALL DAY LONG!!!!

-X amount of time morneeng, noon and night

-Needs to work on HER

-ME

-Working on um...

- ...

-You know, the kids

-And their ""preschool""

-Focus

-Socially invested in her phone

-Will work on it

-This week

-Wrapped around things she doesn't need to

-WILL BE PRESENT IN REALITY!!!

-PRESENT IN HER BODY!!!!

-HOME!!!!

-Exercised for 7 minutes last night

-Filling it today

-Will show you what she ate last night

**FUPA DANCE!!!!

-Breakfass: Look at her bowl of tuna

LOOK AT IT!!!!

Bolled hard ayyg

8 oz melk

-Lunch: Look at her pita salarm...

...SANDWICH

LOOK AT IT!!!!

Pita bread was holey

Dresseeng

Dinner: A veshable in thrown in a bowl

LOOK AT IT!!!!

IT WAS *ZERO* CALORIES!!!!

-Deelishus

-All veshabulls

Snack: Dragon fruit, kiwi fruit (lol) and star shaped fruit

LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Killed her sweet toof

-Conquered the day of eating

-BYE BYE!!!!
 

Fiddledee

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Absolutely nothing.
Gonna be mindful of the time she spends on SM, huh?
What is it, about 18 hours a day?
What the fuck else does she DO?
I picture her days as follows: gets up out of recliner bed around 11am after the kidses have been fending for themselves and spreading nutella on everything since 8am. Stuffs her fat face with 3000 calories for "breakfast", gets back in recliner to check SM, yells at the ferals, naps for a few hours, has the kidses bring her sodas and food, yells at the kidses, perhaps a drive to Burger King, Wendy's or Taco Bell, naps, wakes up for 3000 cal dinner that ollie cooks after he returns home, Gets the hell outta there for some mommy time, returns home and yells at kidses, gets on SM, does her nails, yells at kidses, stays up late to interact with the tranny while eating 2000 cal after dinner snacks. Simple enough. P.S. NO shower anywhere in this equation.

Gawd I hope no deathfat ever realizes that they could eat less and not have to pretend to "exercise" in front of the camera. That shit's hilarious.
Omg I can't I can't! She looks like a hippo in a tutu trying to give birth. What kind of idiot would upload themselves doing this?
 

IBrokeBob

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Amy does the fupadance, shows you recycled shit she ate, and NO MORE NEGATIVITY!!!! Will stay off social media. Again. I am giving the four snouts. Not because it was in anyway interesting or thematically compelling but because she has given us a slew of new GIFing material. GET TO GIFFING!!!! 🐽🐽🐽🐽

Timestamped for your convenience.


-GOOD MORNEENG AND WELCOME TO THE CRAPPERWAGON!!!!

-Please susscribe

-Just got out of therapy

-Very comfortable

-Fills good in there

-Fills so good

-THANK YOU FOR THE VIEWS!!!!

-Appreciates it

-Much

-Talked about negativity controlling her thoughts

-Will be more mindful of surroundings

-And negative comments and actions

-TOWARDS HER

-Will walk away

-Not fight it

-Filt the need to defend herself

-Her words

-And actions

ALWAYS WANTS TO DEFEND HERSELF!!!!

-Why.

-WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

-????

-Why does she think people will see the good in her that way

-If people like her they will like her

-If not, then not

-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!

-Will not try to prove it

-Knows a lot of people say things about her

-Can't change that

-You will see her how you want to

-NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

-She could be the most perfect human bean waddling the earth

-And they will see something negative!!!!

-Security within herself

-KNOWS WHAT SHE BRINGS TO THE TABLE!!!!

-DOES NOT HAVE TO JUSTIFY HER ACTIONS!!!!

-Great session

-Fills good

-Boundaries

-With her SM usage

-Will set her phone down

-Gets caught up in SM platforms

-SIT YOUR PHONE DOWN!!!!

-WILL NOT BE ON SM ALL DAY LONG!!!!

-X amount of time morneeng, noon and night

-Needs to work on HER

-ME

-Working on um...

- ...

-You know, the kids

-And their ""preschool""

-Focus

-Socially invested in her phone

-Will work on it

-This week

-Wrapped around things she doesn't need to

-WILL BE PRESENT IN REALITY!!!

-PRESENT IN HER BODY!!!!

-HOME!!!!

-Exercised for 7 minutes last night

-Filling it today

-Will show you what she ate last night

**FUPA DANCE!!!!

-Breakfass: Look at her bowl of tuna

LOOK AT IT!!!!

Bolled hard ayyg

8 oz melk

-Lunch: Look at her pita salarm...

...SANDWICH

LOOK AT IT!!!!

Pita bread was holey

Dresseeng

Dinner: A veshable in thrown in a bowl

LOOK AT IT!!!!

IT WAS *ZERO* CALORIES!!!!

-Deelishus

-All veshabulls

Snack: Dragon fruit, kiwi fruit (lol) and star shaped fruit

LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Killed her sweet toof

-Conquered the day of eating

-BYE BYE!!!!
Your summaries are simply perfection. I cant stand amys vids, voice and bs for more than a minute at most but your recaps are sublime. I salute you for wading thru that minefield of pure manure and emerging with pearls from the swine.
 

Captain Ahab

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“It was zero calories because it was all vegetables.”

Um, no... That’s not how it works, you fucking reta Amy. You don’t get to claim avocados, corn, and fucking poppy seeds are zero calories. One fucking avocado is like 200 to 400 calories, you dumb fuck. Poppy seeds are 50 kcal per tablespoon. They are as caloric as nuts because of their high fat content. Corn is loaded with starch. An ear of corn is 100 to 200 kcal.

How can a person be so stupid in so many ways?
 
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