Amy Schumer is gonna star in the Live Action "Barbie" movie - A fatty who makes vagina jokes and said that she would move to Spain if Trump won is gonna be Barbie

[ICametoLurk]

This is gonna be the woman who is gonna star in the Live Action Barbie movie

Spoiler

Amy Schumer might not be the first actress to come to mind for a “Barbie” film, but she’s gearing up to star in one.
The “Trainwreck” star is in negotiations with Sony Pictures to star in a live-action, PG-rated film based on the hugely popular doll, according to Deadline. Schumer and her sister, Kim Caramele, will also do a rewrite on the existing script before production kicks off in the spring.
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According to the report, the film will be “a fish-out-of-water story” in which Schumer’s eccentric character gets kicked out of Barbieland and embarks on an adventure in the real world.
“By the time she returns to Barbieland to save it, she has gained the realization that perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection.”
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The film is expected to be released worldwide in summer 2018.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/amy-schumer-to-star-in-live-action-barbie-movie/

There is really no way to defend this.

 

[XYZpdq]

The only thing that would be bigger box office gold than a live action Barbie movie is a snarky, bitter, ironic live action Barbie movie!

 

[Funnybone]

Seth Rogen should be Ken just to add hipster jizz frosting to the shit cake that this movie will be

 

[AnOminous]

Barbie isn't a fat black tranny with vitiligo and bad teeth?

Problematic.

 

[Xarpho]

This probably began as a pitch that began like so:
> "Toys in movies are big business! The Lego Movie grossed close to half a billion. Let's do a 'Barbie' movie."
> "I don't know, Rob, is there a big enough audience for that? LEGOs are fairly universal to boys and girls."
> "OK, good point. Let's make it subversive!"
> some laughs and chuckles

At that point, the debate goes on, the execs knock back some scotches...at some point someone bitterly brought up Ghostbusters, and it just got worse from there.

 

[Jaimas]

This is gonna be the woman who is gonna star in the Live Action Barbie movie

Spoiler

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/amy-schumer-to-star-in-live-action-barbie-movie/

There is really no way to defend this.

This is going to fail with the force of a thermonuclear device.

Brace yourself, Kiwis, there's gonna be enough salt for everyone.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

If she plays some sort of rejected Barbie toy I guess that could work.
But can we just take a moment to ask ourselves why the fuck a live-action Barbie movie is being made? Do they really want to put out a flop?

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

Well, she won't be able to make any vagina jokes because Barbie doesn't have one.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

“By the time she returns to Barbieland to save it, she has gained the realization that perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection.”

They're catering to the fucking HAES audience

This is going to be the flop to end all flops.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Well, she won't be able to make any vagina jokes because Barbie doesn't have one.

Could make a joke about not having a vagina.

 

[Ruin]

They didn't learn a thing from the Ghostbusters remake did they?

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Best casting since Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble.

 

[Jaimas]

They didn't learn a thing from the Ghostbusters remake did they?

Spoiler: Reoccurring Joke

One might say that Paul Fieg's attempt to reboot Ghostbusters was a bad idea, nay a terrible one. You could call it all manner of things - ill-advised, poorly-conceived, stupid. One could even go so far as to call it retarded.

Whereas a mere Kiwi sees only an observation, however, Sony Pictures sees a challenge. "They think Ghostbusters 2016 was retarded?!" a long-forgotten upper-management functionary at Sony scoffs as he masturbates furiously to the Mary Sue. "I'LL SHOW THEM RETARDED!"

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Sony is doing this movie, correct?

Let the bitch burn in the fires of stinking Hollywood hubris...and Schumer too.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Seth Rogen should be Ken just to add hipster jizz frosting to the shit cake that this movie will be

Lena Dunham would be a better choice.

ITS 2016!

 

[Ruin]

I'm very confused by the recent trend of making foul mouthed, vagina obsessed, third wave feminists the stars of kids movies. Maybe I'm getting old but it strikes me as odd and inappropriate.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Because film adaptations of toys/cartoons/ect where the characters go to THE REAL WORLD are always original, hilarious hits, right?

 

[King_Scrotus]

Why is Amy Schumer even considered funny, though? Her entire act is just "I''m a feminist, I'm a feminist guys! It's so different, it's common sense! Donald Trump, am I right!?"

 

[Some JERK]

What is everyone's goddamned obsession with "taking down" Barbie? I always hear shit about "unrealistic body expectations" but it's not like Scandanavian bitches don't actually exist.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

“Trainwreck” star

Waiting eagerly for the moment Trainwreck means more than just the movie.