Off-Topic An Era without Asspatters -

[Null]

One of the interesting things about ADF early on in the board's life was his circle of friends. Contrasting the first months's reactions to his Facebook posts to today's is depressing. He'd get a bunch of sad stickers and replies, people lining up to help him, people posting on their own Facebook page that they need housing NOW! for him. It was like a weekly episode. He'd get help, he'd ruin their lives for a weekend, and we'd get our weekly story about how fucking horrible he was to his own friends.

But we've done such a good job at documenting this they've all left. He fucking talks to himself now. He gets maybe 1 like on each Facebook post. No one spares him words.

I miss seeing him ruin his own relationships fam ;'(

 

[Ol' Slag]

Phil no longer has anyone to fight with. Not long before he begins inventing headmates who are secretely kiwi's to have internal battles with.

Also, he really needs to brush his fucking teeth.

 

[John Furrman]

His awful personality is well, awful as fuck, and he is unpleasant to be around for all five senses. It's a miracle for him that he's managed to even have any sycophants for as long as he has.

When ADF stops updating his online status on any social media for over two months, I might actually think he is dead.

 

[Randall Fragg]

With the board private, maybe he'll have a chance to find some new asspatters.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

ill worry about phil when he starts visibly losing weight

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I predicted something like this would happen. We've all noticed a slow decline in asspats, and that's reached it inevitable climax. He has almost no asspats.

Phil has now entered a state where he himself has started to take notice. This is why, in my opinion, Phil has started acting up more recently. He made a empty suicide threat, he brought back the headmates, he's lying about another tranny surgery, he's started applying mental illnesses to himself that he doesn't quite understand again, etc.

And with the farms no longer paying him any attention, or at least none that he can see, he's now at a all time low of attention. I predict something very big happening in the future with ADF, mark my words.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

One of the interesting things about ADF early on in the board's life was his circle of friends. Contrasting the first months's reactions to his Facebook posts to today's is depressing. He'd get a bunch of sad stickers and replies, people lining up to help him, people posting on their own Facebook page that they need housing NOW! for him. It was like a weekly episode. He'd get help, he'd ruin their lives for a weekend, and we'd get our weekly story about how fucking horrible he was to his own friends.

But we've done such a good job at documenting this they've all left. He fucking talks to himself now. He gets maybe 1 like on each Facebook post. No one spares him words.

I miss seeing him ruin his own relationships fam ;'(

Well, he has already ruined most of his actual relationships. The people that are now even willing to help him are benign narcissists that care more about looking good to others than Phil's actual welfare.
What I really disliked about Phil when his forum was still visible was that people would use him as a cause against the farms, and Phil would think that he had true and honest friends, so he would act like a smug idiot. As long as the farms are visibly targeting Phil, he is going to have someone to asspat him, which is not good for a potentially large chimpout.

 

[AnOminous]

I miss seeing him ruin his own relationships fam ;'(

It's sort of like Alison Rapp. She's completely destroyed her career and ruined her life, and unfortunately, no longer has a career to destroy or a life to ruin.

 

[Ravenor]

With the board private, maybe he'll have a chance to find some new asspatters.

Not likely he's burned through virtually EVERY single group of likely asspatters he has for his current persona - the next stage of development for Phil will be interesting as he searches for a new persona an groups of people to mooch off.

 

[Twrx]

I'm curious about how many socks are on his friends list. I feel like we're in for a massive chimpout.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A timeline of the events that happened after making this a hidden forum could be a very interesting read. Even right after the forum went hidden, Phil acknowledged it in a FB post.

And is posting Australatina stuff ever going to return? Or is Phil too stressed to do that anymore?

 

[Ntwadumela]

And is posting Australatina stuff ever going to return? Or is Phil too stressed to do that anymore?

Phil is Chris 2.0
Not only for the other obvious similarities but even both of them no longer give a shit about their fantasy worlds.

 

[MMX]

Not likely he's burned through virtually EVERY single group of likely asspatters he has for his current persona - the next stage of development for Phil will be interesting as he searches for a new persona an groups of people to mooch off.

Not sure how your getting that. His core asspatters (Markle, Langley, D4,Kylie) are still present they just PM phil since they know we record everything public.
Hes lost a few asspatters but theres always new ones coming up and based on his friends list leak they seem mostly legit and far less like obvious troll socks than before.
We know whoever phil was crashing with and gun shop buddy were smart enough not to friend phil on facebook because they know we will look into them.
He was given $150 from asspatters so i dont think hes being cut off just yet.

 

[Smutley]

Not sure how your getting that. His core asspatters (Markle, Langley, D4,Kylie) are still present they just PM phil since they know we record everything public.

What I'm hearing is we need to make a direct effort to target the first three and Maria Pupo. Kylie is too stupid to realize he's getting attention because of Phil but the others think they're very slick.

 

[MMX]

What I'm hearing is we need to make a direct effort to target the first three and Maria Pupo. Kylie is too stupid to realize he's getting attention because of Phil but the others think they're very slick.

Not sure why we would target Robin and Maria. Markle is odd but hardly a lolcow, credit were its due her work with the homeless and disabled children is worthy.
Aside from having 3 seconds of sex with Phil i cant think of anything interesting about maria.
If i had to guess i would say they follow follow phil out of curiosity rather than concern.

D4 and Langely are fair game but they already have threads and are worse attention whores than phil.

If you wanna then go nuts but its seems desperate. Especially when you yourself suggested how desperate weve gotten to make everyone into a lolcow for minor shit.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Langly was the guy who's incompetance ran the Red and Black cafe into the ground. Last time I checked, he was getting investigated by the IRS because he did no sort of bookkeeping for R&B.
I think he may have some content.

 

[MMX]

Langly was the guy who's incompetance ran the Red and Black cafe into the ground. Last time I checked, he was getting investigated by the IRS because he did no sort of bookkeeping for R&B.
I think he may have some content.

He lives in a van these days and lost what little cash he had for tax evasion.
Theres plenty of great content in his past but these days its mostly him reposting anarchist crap on facebook.
Apparently he and phil had a slap fighr over anti semitic shit phil was posting but John keep it to PMs because he knows were watching.

Like i said hes fair game but you have to make him break cover.

 

[Smutley]

Not sure why we would target Robin and Maria. Markle is odd but hardly a lolcow, credit were its due her work with the homeless and disabled children is worthy.

Robin is a sad jew living in a group home who paints with her menstrual blood.

About the only reason I haven't made a thread on her is because she's slightly smarter than most of Phil's other asspatters and keeps herself locked down tight. If you've fucked Phil, or met with him and continue to talk with him after, there's a really good chance you're a broken garbage person who will be entertaining.

 

[MMX]

Robin is a sad jew living in a group home who paints with her menstrual blood.
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About the only reason I haven't made a thread on her is because she's slightly smarter than most of Phil's other asspatters and keeps herself locked down tight.

People buy markles art shit. If she is a minor cow (big if) then its working for her.
I thought there was more to being a cow than just being odd as fuck or a tard, the whole chimping out to criticism, being a failure and all round awful.
But like i said if you feel like "going after her" then do it.

If you've fucked Phil

Then you get white knighted till u have nothing to offer

 

[DragoonSierra]

What I'm hearing is we need to make a direct effort to target the first three and Maria Pupo. Kylie is too stupid to realize he's getting attention because of Phil but the others think they're very slick.

So he really pissed off Moonman with that last fight didnt he?