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Ana Valens (his pen-name, legal name is Anastasia Catherine Wythe, deadname is Philip Stephen Wythe) is a professional transtrender SJW from Brooklyn, New York and a Rutgers graduate with an English major and Political Science minor, who has been mentioned dozens of times down here at the Farms already. He is (in)famous due to anything from Gamergate (post), to the once-famous Zoe Post Analysis video series on YouTube (post) or his prolific, exploitative, clickbait yellow journalism (sometimes even mentioning a certain "internet stalking forum Kiwi Farms")!
Some notable examples of his body of work include Masturbation is tough for trans women, I know first-hand (about how hard it is to nut when you're hormonally impotent, with lots of TMI), Don’t Judge A Girl For What’s Between Her Legs (literally starts with "President Trump's election..."
) and If there were no cis people in the world for 24 hours, here’s what I would do (which besides the lowkey clickbait reads like a personal blog post, including a selfie-like portrait to open the article). These are just a couple easy pickings to get us started, we'll dive deeper further on.
Transition
Harcore intersectional feminist Philip's mindset pre-transition, from Neither man nor woman: life as a non-binary student (paraphrased, as most other quotes here):
Phil transitioned to Ana in 2016, at 21 years, through hormone replacement therapy. He has a girldick: "I have a penis, which I call my clit, and I have no plans to ever get rid of it" (which he cannot get hard because of the hormones). His "biggest fear by far is being sexually assaulted by a cisgender man who doesn’t realize I have a penis, [as it would] out me as transgender". He deals "with a lot of depression, social anxiety, and dysphoria. Some days it’s hard to even leave the house. Even the good days can feel lonely and isolating like living on a distant planet." He claims: "I haven’t been misgendered in public since my first few months on HRT." (Source)
Ana is very protective of his deadname and has deliberately erased (almost) all of his online history pre-transition. From the description of one of his post-transition videos (nuked): "here's why I took down the videos: I created them pre-transition and the first video has my deadname." He hasn't done a stellar job of it though and researching will allow you to piece at least that his deadname is Phil Wythe, even from his own post-transition personal profiles. The only publications that still use this name seem to be the The Daily Targum and New Brunswick Today.
Career
Pre-transition Phil Wythe was first published at New Brunswick Today and debuted in gaming through Gamemoir and doing YouTube let's plays (now unavailable). Post-transition Anastasia boasts an impressively cringe-worthy portfolio of online publications such as Bitch Media, FemHype, The Establishment (Medium) and The Mary Sue - his highest profile work in 2019 being the "very far left" The Daily Dot, where he is "a LGBTQ reporter and essayist". In his freelancing career, Ana also has written and writes about video games for The Daily Targum, Den of Geek, Five out of Ten, GameDaily, Gamepur, Kill Screen, Waypoint and more. When not transtrending, his focus seems to be gaming culture (including Gamergate) and gaming news, rarely game design.
Anastasia's writing style has been called "sensationalist", "melodramatic", "one note", "subjective", "bullshit", "stink piece", "nadir" and "why is this news" by fellow farmers.
Ana's inflamattory and truthbending journalism has often resulted in the people on the receiving end to come out and refute the claims made against them.
Ana also wrote a 36-page book called Bell and claims to be working on its sequel and for "the upcoming trans literature collection Resilience". From Amazon:
Despite being priced at two dollars, there are no reviews of the book to be found on Amazon or elsewhere online.
In June 2019, Valens has released a hentai porn video game called Blood Pact (post, archive). Kiwi Farms' very own @Jaimas has accepted the burden of playing it so the rest of us could keep (what's left of) our sanities.
In August 2019, after a short-term outage because of a DDoS attack no one will remember even a week from now, Ana officially claimed victory in the war against Kiwi Farms and wrote an article about it. The fact that he very professionally forgot to disclose that he has a personal vendetta against us in the article had our top faggot exchanging words with him.
Personal life
This short clip is the best I could find of Ana - it shows his personality, voice, etc plus a strong tendency towards actively controlling discourse (even retroactively), and whatever else it takes to manipulate his own online image - tendencies which are eerily similar to what he routinely does unto others through his "journalism".
[Ana nuked his YouTube and Twitter accounts about a day after this thread was created - so most of the videos that were mentioned in this section are gone. Thankfully @CIA Nigger has managed to salvage this first clip.]
For those curious, this is a SJW-ish YouTube video with his voice pre-transition.
As far as sexuality goes, I think he puts it best (source):
From what you've seen so far, have you grown an undeniable desire to fuck Ana? If not, you're obviously transphobic (post):
Despite being the world's leading trans-sex blogger, it is unclear to what extent Ana is able to actually enjoy sex. As often as not, sex is described in his articles as a struggle or challenge (post).
Since around the end of 2017, Ana has a "girlfiend", Zoë. She is pansexual and Ana interviews her about it here. Zoe likes jumpstyle ["jumpstyle interview" video nuked]. I can't be 100% sure since I couldn't find any definitive connections but I believe this must be Zoë herself dancing.
Ana claims to be "coven leader" for the Coven of the Witches' Moon, which appears to be a transwomen-focused loosely-wicca group dedicated to smoking weed, meeting on Saturday nights. Everything seems to indicate this is an online-only group.
Besides cannabis, Anastasia is also comfortable supporting the widespread use of ecstasy (post).
Social media and online profiles
Links to author pages for different publications can be found elsewhere in the OP.
Curious Cat (SpaceDoctorPhD post, archive)
Curious Cat (acvalens, post, archive)
Facebook http://archive.md/YENSi
Medium https://medium.com/@SpaceDoctorPhD (http://archive.md/sjVh0 )
Instagram (spacedoctorphd) https://www.instagram.com/spacedoctorphd (archive: post)
Instagram (doc.avee) https://www.instagram.com/doc.avee/?hl=en (archive)
Keybase https://keybase.io/spacedoctorphd/sigs/BCyzooWK6HNRs45dZvQ3ZWkEjpPYGSNFSvVN
Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/spacedoctorphd (http://archive.md/oT8RQ )
LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/ana-valens (archived as image because archive.md snapshot doesn't work)
Mastodon (post)
Patreon https://www.patreon.com/SpaceDoctorPhD
SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/philip-wythe
Steam https://steamcommunity.com/id/spacetxt (http://archive.md/QrClA )
Tumblr http://spacedoctorphd.tumblr.com/ (archive, dead, replaced with spam)
Twitter (nuked) https://twitter.com/SpaceDoctorPhD (http://archive.fo/GTpYC )
Twitter (@acvalens) https://twitter.com/acvalens
Twitter (@ac_valens and @privatevalens) post
Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/sdoctmdplays/videos
Witches' pub http://archive.md/TemWQ
YouTube (nuked) https://www.youtube.com/user/sdoctmdplays/ (http://archive.md/YVoeL)
YouTube (older) http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwue7GkFRNU1chaTitOV4Bg (http://archive.fo/fUHud)
Dot Esports, Pride.com, and REDEF (post)
Suggested reading
Some of the previous threads directly related to Ana on KF (or: why based @CatParty is Anastasia's biggest fan)
Disclaimer
Not only this is my first cow thread but I've also only very recently come to know of Ana from the recent shooting story. He's sort of a household topic at this point and it's almost certain I've forgotten to mention something juicy or made mistakes along the way. Lots of farmers probably know more about Ana than I do at this point in time and any suggestions to the OP are welcome. In particular, I never got into Gamergate so if someone else wants to cover this side of things, it'd be great!
Finally, I have a shit track record of maintaining projects for the long-term. I'll try my best but hopefully Anacow is interesting enough for this to take a life of its own.
There you go, now all of you lazy ass incels can stop mindlessly nagging about "thread when" everytime an Ana Valens article is mentioned anywhere on the forums
We have touchdown!
That was pretty fucking fast
(post). If you want to avoid becoming a lolcow too, please follow Ana's post-facto safety guidelines (post).
Some notable examples of his body of work include Masturbation is tough for trans women, I know first-hand (about how hard it is to nut when you're hormonally impotent, with lots of TMI), Don’t Judge A Girl For What’s Between Her Legs (literally starts with "President Trump's election..."
) and If there were no cis people in the world for 24 hours, here’s what I would do (which besides the lowkey clickbait reads like a personal blog post, including a selfie-like portrait to open the article). These are just a couple easy pickings to get us started, we'll dive deeper further on.Transition
Harcore intersectional feminist Philip's mindset pre-transition, from Neither man nor woman: life as a non-binary student (paraphrased, as most other quotes here):
Phil transitioned to Ana in 2016, at 21 years, through hormone replacement therapy. He has a girldick: "I have a penis, which I call my clit, and I have no plans to ever get rid of it" (which he cannot get hard because of the hormones). His "biggest fear by far is being sexually assaulted by a cisgender man who doesn’t realize I have a penis, [as it would] out me as transgender". He deals "with a lot of depression, social anxiety, and dysphoria. Some days it’s hard to even leave the house. Even the good days can feel lonely and isolating like living on a distant planet." He claims: "I haven’t been misgendered in public since my first few months on HRT." (Source)
Ana is very protective of his deadname and has deliberately erased (almost) all of his online history pre-transition. From the description of one of his post-transition videos (nuked): "here's why I took down the videos: I created them pre-transition and the first video has my deadname." He hasn't done a stellar job of it though and researching will allow you to piece at least that his deadname is Phil Wythe, even from his own post-transition personal profiles. The only publications that still use this name seem to be the The Daily Targum and New Brunswick Today.
Career
Pre-transition Phil Wythe was first published at New Brunswick Today and debuted in gaming through Gamemoir and doing YouTube let's plays (now unavailable). Post-transition Anastasia boasts an impressively cringe-worthy portfolio of online publications such as Bitch Media, FemHype, The Establishment (Medium) and The Mary Sue - his highest profile work in 2019 being the "very far left" The Daily Dot, where he is "a LGBTQ reporter and essayist". In his freelancing career, Ana also has written and writes about video games for The Daily Targum, Den of Geek, Five out of Ten, GameDaily, Gamepur, Kill Screen, Waypoint and more. When not transtrending, his focus seems to be gaming culture (including Gamergate) and gaming news, rarely game design.
Anastasia's writing style has been called "sensationalist", "melodramatic", "one note", "subjective", "bullshit", "stink piece", "nadir" and "why is this news" by fellow farmers.
Ana's inflamattory and truthbending journalism has often resulted in the people on the receiving end to come out and refute the claims made against them.
- Alt-left bloggers are lying to you on Damore stuffily Dot in response to Alt-right gamers are lying to you on YouTube.
- Parker Russel (YouTube comedian with 136K subscribers) replies to Gamers take themselves way too seriously.
- Sophia Narwitz (games journalist) claims not even women are safe from Ana's professional dishonesty.
- "Every troon's favorite journalist" Jesse Singal, also from Brooklyn, was misrepresented by Ana as well (post, archive)
Ana also wrote a 36-page book called Bell and claims to be working on its sequel and for "the upcoming trans literature collection Resilience". From Amazon:
Despite being priced at two dollars, there are no reviews of the book to be found on Amazon or elsewhere online.
In June 2019, Valens has released a hentai porn video game called Blood Pact (post, archive). Kiwi Farms' very own @Jaimas has accepted the burden of playing it so the rest of us could keep (what's left of) our sanities.
In August 2019, after a short-term outage because of a DDoS attack no one will remember even a week from now, Ana officially claimed victory in the war against Kiwi Farms and wrote an article about it. The fact that he very professionally forgot to disclose that he has a personal vendetta against us in the article had our top faggot exchanging words with him.
Personal life
This short clip is the best I could find of Ana - it shows his personality, voice, etc plus a strong tendency towards actively controlling discourse (even retroactively), and whatever else it takes to manipulate his own online image - tendencies which are eerily similar to what he routinely does unto others through his "journalism".
[Ana nuked his YouTube and Twitter accounts about a day after this thread was created - so most of the videos that were mentioned in this section are gone. Thankfully @CIA Nigger has managed to salvage this first clip.]
For those curious, this is a SJW-ish YouTube video with his voice pre-transition.
As far as sexuality goes, I think he puts it best (source):
From what you've seen so far, have you grown an undeniable desire to fuck Ana? If not, you're obviously transphobic (post):
Despite being the world's leading trans-sex blogger, it is unclear to what extent Ana is able to actually enjoy sex. As often as not, sex is described in his articles as a struggle or challenge (post).
Since around the end of 2017, Ana has a "girlfiend", Zoë. She is pansexual and Ana interviews her about it here. Zoe likes jumpstyle ["jumpstyle interview" video nuked]. I can't be 100% sure since I couldn't find any definitive connections but I believe this must be Zoë herself dancing.
Ana claims to be "coven leader" for the Coven of the Witches' Moon, which appears to be a transwomen-focused loosely-wicca group dedicated to smoking weed, meeting on Saturday nights. Everything seems to indicate this is an online-only group.
Besides cannabis, Anastasia is also comfortable supporting the widespread use of ecstasy (post).
Social media and online profiles
Links to author pages for different publications can be found elsewhere in the OP.
Curious Cat (SpaceDoctorPhD post, archive)
Curious Cat (acvalens, post, archive)
Facebook http://archive.md/YENSi
Medium https://medium.com/@SpaceDoctorPhD (http://archive.md/sjVh0 )
Instagram (spacedoctorphd) https://www.instagram.com/spacedoctorphd (archive: post)
Instagram (doc.avee) https://www.instagram.com/doc.avee/?hl=en (archive)
Keybase https://keybase.io/spacedoctorphd/sigs/BCyzooWK6HNRs45dZvQ3ZWkEjpPYGSNFSvVN
Ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/spacedoctorphd (http://archive.md/oT8RQ )
LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/ana-valens (archived as image because archive.md snapshot doesn't work)
Mastodon (post)
Patreon https://www.patreon.com/SpaceDoctorPhD
SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/philip-wythe
Steam https://steamcommunity.com/id/spacetxt (http://archive.md/QrClA )
Tumblr http://spacedoctorphd.tumblr.com/ (archive, dead, replaced with spam)
Twitter (nuked) https://twitter.com/SpaceDoctorPhD (http://archive.fo/GTpYC )
Twitter (@acvalens) https://twitter.com/acvalens
Twitter (@ac_valens and @privatevalens) post
Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/sdoctmdplays/videos
Witches' pub http://archive.md/TemWQ
YouTube (nuked) https://www.youtube.com/user/sdoctmdplays/ (http://archive.md/YVoeL)
YouTube (older) http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwue7GkFRNU1chaTitOV4Bg (http://archive.fo/fUHud)
Dot Esports, Pride.com, and REDEF (post)
Suggested reading
Some of the previous threads directly related to Ana on KF (or: why based @CatParty is Anastasia's biggest fan)
- Minecraft creator says he would rather be a fascist than have a ‘feminine dick’
- Catherine: Full Body reported to be ‘adjusting’ its transphobia after backlash—but is it enough?
- Nero dubbed ‘the original neckbeard’ after image of realistic sculpture spreads
- Introducing ‘boner culture’
- Parent fears Game will make their kid transgender
- Mastodon is crumbling—and many blame its creator
- Alt-right gamers are lying to you on YouTube
- The latest transphobic 4chan conspiracy theory: Users are being forced into taking hormones
- Twitter is dunking on "journalist" who thinks a character is ‘fat.’
- Ana is also mentioned several times in the Zoe Quinn thread
- Twitter harassment adulterates good faith discussions
- Harassment, Abuse, and Apologism: Sanitizing Abuse in Social Justice Spheres
- Trigger warnings needed in classroom
- Meet ‘Dissenter’: A far-right ‘comment section’ for hating on journalists
- 2018 belonged to trans people
- Fans think Luigi may be transgender
- From BDSM to furries, these are the best adult games on Steam
- Women explain how their lives would improve if men had curfews
- This gay Black furry is esports’ player of the year—and he’s teaching the far-right a lesson
- Kink is affirming—and complicated—for trans women ("an article listing all his fetishes", post)
Disclaimer
Not only this is my first cow thread but I've also only very recently come to know of Ana from the recent shooting story. He's sort of a household topic at this point and it's almost certain I've forgotten to mention something juicy or made mistakes along the way. Lots of farmers probably know more about Ana than I do at this point in time and any suggestions to the OP are welcome. In particular, I never got into Gamergate so if someone else wants to cover this side of things, it'd be great!
Finally, I have a shit track record of maintaining projects for the long-term. I'll try my best but hopefully Anacow is interesting enough for this to take a life of its own.
There you go, now all of you lazy ass incels can stop mindlessly nagging about "thread when" everytime an Ana Valens article is mentioned anywhere on the forums
We have touchdown!
That was pretty fucking fast
(post). If you want to avoid becoming a lolcow too, please follow Ana's post-facto safety guidelines (post).Attachments
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