Careercow Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

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“It’s not because I’m a desperate, disgusting cumbrain who wants to rape women, it’s because transphobia!”


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when are trans women ever “wallflowers”? all they do is screech on Twitter and YouTube 24/7.
 

Spastic Colon

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I think we need to consider a new kink. Troonabuse.

Where people just endlessly talk about how badly they want to maim, crush, destroy, etc. troons- but -disclaimer- it's a kink. Which makes it OK!

See how much they like it.
My "kink" would be forcibly castrating anyone who has a "girldick". Troons like force femming, so they shouldn't have a problem with it. And then once they are forced to be dickless, they need to make me a sammich, clean my house, do my laundry, and fetch me a beer. It's funny how trooncels like this dude think they are 100% female when all they really want to is to be a whore. They never want to do any of the traditionally feminine things like housework.
 

Hongourable Madisha

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I think we need to consider a new kink. Troonabuse.

Where people just endlessly talk about how badly they want to maim, crush, destroy, etc. troons- but -disclaimer- it's a kink. Which makes it OK!

See how much they like it.
Even if they don't like it, it could be consensual non-consent and therefore above criticism.
 
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insane white coomer snip

imagining the plantation owner doing a clap emoji post to 40 beleaguered broken slaves working the fields, explaining how he's systematically raping all of their wives and families out of queer rights

"👏I👏RAPE👏TO👏RECLAIM👏MY👏QUEER👏IDENTITY👏DO👏NOT👏ERASE👏MY👏CULTURE👏YOU👏CAN'T👏HANDLE👏A👏TOP👏LESBIAN👏MASTER👏"

the men start to tear up, a couple fall to the ground on the spot at the news

"and yes, the screams of terror ARE part of the kink, bigot. keep on throwing a tantrum and i'll write an article about how you're a pile of shit, toby. don't make me deadname you k*nta k*nte"
 

titty skeleton

bones are transphobic :/
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I was going to post this in the tranny news megathread or the fall guys thread, but doing a quick search I discovered the author of this extremely exceptional shit has a thread! What a day.

Fall Guys is a sex game now (A)

Archive of tweet & video:
https://twitter.com/acvalens/status/1300252878838394896 (A)


















I believe the archive of his daily dot article is already posted earlier in the thread, but for posterity's sake and keeping everything fall guys related to this one post, here it is again.

These posts & articles were my introduction to this weirdo, so I should go back and skim the thread to avoid making repeat points but I want to get this out first.

I don't know this guy at all, I have no idea what weird shit his ugly fat ass gets up to but considering he's a "sex writer" and from a brief skim makes jokes about epic twans guwl bweeding camps or some shit, it's safe to assume he's a class A freak. The thing that annoyed me the most about this is that immediately after thinking "wouldn't it be cool if I hooked up a vibrator to this all ages game" and streaming it to somewhere(?), was that his narrative changed entirely to "there is an ethical problem with this"

I understand the path that was taken to arrive at that conclusion. I understand the concept his horse piss hormone-addled coomer brain's shriveled neurons are trying to convey. I personally think it's a steaming heap of shit that is ultimately self aggrandizing and detracts from efforts and understanding of actual real world sexual assault. In real life, you don't have the option to open the menu and leave the lobby if someone is being a creep around you. In real life, you can't kick or ban a creep from the lobby because he's harassing you in the street (unless you have a gun and your name is Kyle). It doesn't take a genius to understand where I'm going with this. Tyler the creator said it best.

There's no magic quit game or respawn button when the neighborhood chomo is creeping on you at the playground, or when the serial killer looking guy is following you down the street. Waxing poetic and pretending to philosophize being sexually assaulted in an online videogame is one of the most exceptional things on the planet when most of western society still isn't even sure how to define sexual assault in the real world. That annoys me. It ultimately cheapens the experience of sexual assault survivors. Imagine trying to call into a rape relief center (that hasn't already been vandalized by rabid trannies) and you're turned away because they've reached capacity on account of too many videogame sexual assault cases. Outlandish example for an outlandish concept.

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This whole thing screams "we are desperate to seem progressive sexy and smart please listen to us" like so many other retards trying to become relevant in videogames. Hooking up a vibrator to your game and getting a shock whenever something happens isn't philosophical, progressive or intellectual. It's just more coomer brain activities since your dopamine receptors have been entirely burnt out from incessant masturbation. The fart huffing is so glaringly obvious, the desperation to seem intellectual and groundbreaking for using your room temperature IQ and lizard brain to proudly declare: "ook oo... everything...... is sex..." is probably the most hilarious thing about this.

A lot of this is very funny in concept. Desperately clamoring to seem smart by declaring all videogames erotica, all acts in life erotica etc etc is a very good bit when you realize the people saying it actually think they're being profound. What is less funny is launching into an entire ethical discussion about how making the game vibrate your nuts could be a logical gateway to interactions in videogames being sexual assault, or some form of rape. Tell me how that helps society understand rape or sexual assault. Tell me how it helps. Spoiler: it doesn't, and only continues to muddy the water for people trying to understand or people trying to help.

Just my opinion on coomers trying to make their coomery seem relevant. Apologies for the long autistic effortpost. Trannies are great at fucking up everything they claim to champion.
 

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BLM supporters are finally sick of him and Phil loses another progressive group to hide behind.
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There's nothing more delicious than watching a white tranny get btfo by black women. I'm sick of watching these clowns use black people as props, as if being a pervert with moobs is in any way comparable to experiencing racism as a black person. Several times in his shitty articles, Phil follows mentions of "queerpoc" with the word "we" as if trooning out made him an Honorary Black Person.

Everything about this screams "trailer trash," from the fried mullet to the muffin top. If you told me his parents were first cousins, I'd completely believe you.

Dana Carvey's still the more convincing woman.
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You know what would be great? If ten more people came in here to make this joke without reading the thread. We need several posts a page pointing out that Phil looks like Garth.

Also Jesus Christ, that's a bad lazy eye. Does he see in two different directions? Neither of his eyes are even pointed at the camera. Maybe the impaired vision is why he thinks he passes.
 

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Hongourable Madisha

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This whole article is hilarious. He's upset because most lesbian stories don't involve straight male coomer fantasies like vore, sadism, tentacles, torture, which he even lists himself, and calls it a stereotype that actual lesbians are nothing like him; he complains that his lesbian fetish has been called "predatory" his whole life; and he teaches a class about how to write lesbians called "Write Like A Dyke" as if he knows the first thing about lesbians, or what a lesbian even IS. He's just like the classic dirty old man who harasses lesbians in pubs saying shit like "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, hurr hurr hurr", except he wants us to take him seriously and *~feels attacked~* when lesbians call him a homophobic creep.
 

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This whole article is hilarious. He's upset because most lesbian stories don't involve straight male coomer fantasies like vore, sadism, tentacles, torture, which he even lists himself, and calls it a stereotype that actual lesbians are nothing like him; he complains that his lesbian fetish has been called "predatory" his whole life; and he teaches a class about how to write lesbians called "Write Like A Dyke" as if he knows the first thing about lesbians, or what a lesbian even IS. He's just like the classic dirty old man who harasses lesbians in pubs saying shit like "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, hurr hurr hurr", except he wants us to take him seriously and *~feels attacked~* when lesbians call him a homophobic creep.

Anonymous Asexual is pretty much a closeted lesbian who's into vore, but that's mostly because she can only get off to vore and thinks that this makes her asexual, even though all of her sex fantasies involve swallowing tiny women. There's plenty of lesbians who are into some weird, kinky shit. It's just that the overwhelming majority of them aren't into dicks. Except the bicurious ones, I guess. People got exceptions.

I don't think Ana is anybody's exception, though.
 

Hongourable Madisha

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There's nothing more delicious than watching a white tranny get btfo by black women. I'm sick of watching these clowns use black people as props, as if being a pervert with moobs is in any way comparable to experiencing racism as a black person. Several times in his shitty articles, Phil follows mentions of "queerpoc" with the word "we" as if trooning out made him an Honorary Black Person.
I think it's because autogynephilic troons' idea of what a woman is is a white, blonde Playboy bunny or a Barbie doll, it's based in stereotypes and porn, and it's usually white. You even see it with black and mixed troons like Munroe Bergdorf lightening his skin, getting "facial feminisation surgery" that actually just made his nose long and thin and thinned his lips so he looks far more white, and wearing blond weaves. Their idea of womanhood is a white soft porn model, so they don't see black women, old women, ugly women, disabled women, any women outside that stereotype as actually women.
So when they say "hey, of course I'm a woman, do you exclude Black women too?", that's what they're saying. "I don't fit my own creepy wank fantasy ideal of womanhood, but neither do black women, and you call THEM women so why not me??"
 

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Freaks like this are useful barometers of what is really acceptable among the LGBT, since he’s not concerned with optics and open with his contempt for the straights. You obviously can’t trust his reporting on anything else, but he’s clearly an expert on the degeneracy they get up to away from cis breeder eyes and very honest about it too (as he’s an exhibitionist who gets off on precisely that).

If you showed the average LGBT his articles they’d act grossed out (and may actually be, since most don’t share his kinks). But they wouldn’t see anything fundamentally wrong with what he does or think it should be shamed/prohibited legally.
 

Next Task

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If you showed the average LGBT his articles they’d act grossed out (and may actually be, since most don’t share his kinks)
Nah, the only people not grossed out are the people who have devoted their lives to their fetishes like troons do. So more your BDSM, adult baby, coomer sorts. And sure there's some of those in the LGB, moreso the G, but there's also a whole bunch of straight people in those categories, and of course every AGP who has let their fetish define their life. After all, he's getting his shit published by normal straight publications - not even restricted to a pile of rank troonery like Pink News.

Though honestly, I suspect it takes a Kevin Gibes level of fellow degeneracy to not at least privately think Valens is a narcissistic, sex-obsessed weirdo. But he has troon shielding and is obviously more than happy to call anyone who disagrees with him a bigot and try to ruin their life, plus controversy = clicks.

Tl;dr: not the average LGB, but yes to the average T.
 

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