Careercow Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

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We got a shoutout!

Yet it’s not uncommon to still see players express disgust toward Overwatch’s kinkier players. Just take a peek at the online stalking forum Kiwi Farms, where one mod mocked r/HealSluts by declaring “these people are serious about this shit.”

“Jesus Christ, what the fuck,” another Kiwi Farms user replied. “We’re hitting degeneracy levels that shouldn’t even be possible.”

good to see that they're going through years old content of ours to help write their articles! you're welcome, Ana.
 

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good to see that they're going through years old content of ours to help write their articles! you're welcome, Ana.
Yeah, I was psyched to see the healsluts thread here because it sounded like it could be entertaining, and then found out that it was just three posts in the general reddit thread that were two years old. There really was no reason to cite KF at all in that article except that Valens has a grudge.
 

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His most recent article:
Aren't like, half of all troon articles about gaming, not just limited to Ana's, about troons being sad that characters don't contribute to their horniness? Or in her specific case going on and on and on about her sexual proclivities? I know it's common in woke circles to demonise straight men's sexuality, but Valens is the last person who should think to start that shit.
 

Meowthkip

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Yeah, I was psyched to see the healsluts thread here because it sounded like it could be entertaining, and then found out that it was just three posts in the general reddit thread that were two years old. There really was no reason to cite KF at all in that article except that Valens has a grudge.
She probably feels like she can't cite her own thread, so she just drew a thread out of a hat.
 
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It feels like Phil is cramming out these shit pieces daily, at this point, and it shows. Firstly, a blatant contradiction in the first 4 paragraphs. Phil starts off the article by saying that "Gamers are back on their bullshit" implying all or at least the majority of gamers are unhappy with MK11 because the women aren't hot enough. However just a few lines later he writes: "...baffling the large swath of people who play video games because they enjoy playing them, and not because they like looking at hot women." So, Phil, are gamers back on their bullshit or are they baffled by the criticism, because they just want to enjoy playing Mortal Kombat? Is this a genuine problem with gamers or not, because you've stated both in the article?

Once again our resident tranny does not understand the concept of a representative sample size or how it should be interpreted. He mentions the Metacritic user score to argue that gamers dislike the "ugly women of MK11", despite there only being 869 user reviews (of which 210 are positive or mixed). Is a sample of 659 negative review representative of the opinion of consumers of MK 11? Furthermore he presents no real evidence that the low user score is even linked to the premise he sets out in his article (cherry picking the ones that mention women is not compelling, sorry Phil). In fact, many of the negative review don't mention ugly women at all but instead lament the poor online connections and shitty business practices (premium editions and always online requirements):

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(See I can also cherry pick, Phil)

Finally he concludes that "The response to the women of Mortal Kombat 11 is emblematic of the cultural tug-of-war in video games over who is being “catered to.”", despite not having given even remotely valid points to back up any of his arguments.

It took me less than 10 minutes to devise these few criticisms of the article and another 5 to write them down. Imagine what could be derived if one were to really sit down and take his writing apart. As always, the article lacked logical and coherent structure, it's littered with shit that's irrelevant to the premise presented, such as "Granted, Mortal Kombat II isn’t exactly a sexy queer haven..." or stuff that is just Phil's opinion (which doesn't make for a compelling objective argument).

I'm baffled that the daily dot actually pays Phil for this garbage but maybe it's a case of him being the token tranny, to make the site look woke.

Pardon the chimp out but low effort and low quality journalism is a major pet peeve of mine and I feel the need to call it out.

TL;DR: More uncompelling, incoherent garbage from Phil.
 

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Mortal Kombat has always been a game that appeals to dumb, gore-hungry, horny teenagers. Color-swapped fighters are also a staple of the series. MK players don't give a shit. But paywalls? That's gonna rile them up.
 
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Thanatos

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I would love to have something to post or comment or discuss about Ana/Phil, but for the first time in my life, I am speechless. I literally have nothing to add to this conversation. I'm sorta in a walking coma right now. Nothing I can say/type can possibly express what I'm feeling right now.
 

Thanatos

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By the way, if anyone is curious, here is the article Grand Troonchess Anastasia often refers to (click at your own risk):

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Aside from naming penises "clits" and "vaginas" and referring to scrotums as a "labia," it makes some quite bizarre sexual suggestions, such as shoving your finger up your partner's inguinal canals and blowing raspberry into their stretched out ballsack. There is also a lot of mental gymnastics and dancing around the fact that this is just a guide on how to suck dick, filled with ten dollar words and logical fallacies.

Another funny thing about this train wreck of an editorial is the author's insistence on "communication" between sexual partners to the point that it seems they need to schedule a three hour discussion panel before finally hooking up. I have no clue who'd even want to stay for sex after hours of rambling and debating the topic.

Broadly (and other similar sites) has many more articles in this vein (for which I refuse to post any more links) with such charming titles as "How to Fuck Transwomen," "What is a Girldick," and "A Guide to Muffing: The Hidden Way to Finger Trans Women."

And here is my question, if troons like awkward made-up futanari character name Ana Valens are so adamant that they're not fetishists and autogynephiles, how come all they write and talk about is tranny fucking, and some really bizarre and deviant tranny fucking at that? Ana's fixation is especially creepy and suspicious.

The irony that these hulking cross-dressing perverts screech about trans porn "objectifying and fetishizing trans women" (as if regular porn doesn't do that to actual women) while writing shit like that shouldn't be lost on anyone.
 
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I have no clue who'd even want to stay for sex after hours of rambling and debating the topic.
People that don't actually enjoy the act of sex, but more the politics and power games inherent to it. Sadly, that is a lot of women, not to mention the prime-example trenders like Ana.

how come all they write and talk about is tranny fucking, and some really bizarre and deviant tranny fucking at that?
As stated, because they don't actually enjoy the sex. Those who know do, those who don't teach - or something along these lines. There is a lot of hints that Ana doesn't actually enjoy the sex, not the least of which being the fact that the hormones busted his dick, by his own words.

Every human is naturally wired to be obsessed (to a degree) about sex. When actually doing it doesn't get your kicks off, it's only to be expected that it will start bleeding into other parts of your life as you desperately try to satisfy your misguided lust.
 
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