Careercow Ana Valens / Anastasia Valens / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / SpaceDoctorPhD / acvalens - CatParty's favorite blogger, MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser

Thanatos

Money talks, trannies walk.
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People that don't actually enjoy the act of sex, but more the politics and power games inherent to it. Sadly, that is a lot of women, not to mention the prime-example trenders like Ana.
Ah, see, that makes sense. Puts their constant suggestion to "communicate" before/after sex into a whole new much more sinister light.
 

Sinners Sandwich

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Ah, see, that makes sense. Puts their constant suggestion to "communicate" before/after sex into a whole new much more sinister light.
This "communication" just means using troon approved and redefined words (like calling their penis clit) over and over again for identity validation.

That's why they can't stop obsessing over "communication". It's just another validation tool for degenerates.
 

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I think this picture at the Daily Dot website is new:


Kek, the DD must have mistakenly uploaded one of the other writers' profile pictures, because Alex Dalbey (the person who collaborated with Phil on the article about gamers blaming socialism for having made the women in MK ugly) has the exact same profile image:
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GuyKazama

It's okay, i'm a tankbuster.
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IcyHotStuntaz

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WTF I love Twitter now?
Always refreshing to see that not every shred of common sense has been purged from that shithole.

I still have teeny bit of faith in Western culture's ability to correct itself after handing such social influence to a pack of unstable autistic gay men LARPing as 16th century puritans. More and more rational people are realizing that social media is nothing but a massive fucking liability... and that's the only place these clowns can draw power... raising an army of swamp spergolems from Twitter and Tumblr.
 

Haramburger

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Overweight moms with big milkers tend to make the best healers. Next is young single or dating women, followed by neckbeards RPing online,and finally the twink fairyboys and genderspecials dead last.

No official study or anything, just my anecdotal experience.

We got a shoutout!

Yet it’s not uncommon to still see players express disgust toward Overwatch’s kinkier players. Just take a peek at the online stalking forum Kiwi Farms, where one mod mocked r/HealSluts by declaring “these people are serious about this shit.”

“Jesus Christ, what the fuck,” another Kiwi Farms user replied. “We’re hitting degeneracy levels that shouldn’t even be possible.”

It's funny because we've proven that probably the best Overwatch cow is Randi Harper by the sheer amount of hours spent in game, and almost exclusively as a healer in premades for ranked, hitting an above average rank most seasons.
 
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I'm going to save you all a click because despite the usual clickbait, the actual answer comes at screen 2 of 10 page-downs. Basically this is all sensationalism because EventHubs (a website dedicated to competitive fighting games) has a "one Smash match" requirement as part of the job interview "to see if applicants have a basic knowledge" of video games:

“Honestly, this part of the job interview is actually less important than something like writing ability. We’re more likely to hire someone who is playing at a below average level, but can demonstrate exemplary writing, knowledge, and passion,” EventHubs Content Editor Justin “AdaptiveTrigger” Gordon told the Daily Dot. “Having said that, it would be nice to see if applicants have a basic knowledge of how to play the game."
Of course though, Ana tries to spin it as "should only pro-gamers be reporters?" See this quote: "some players believe the industry’s reporters should be particularly competent (if not masterful) at practically every game they cover." Said absolutely, literally no one, ever.

As usual Ana is just reporting on angry outraged Tweets by random people who only read the headlines before going all keyboard warrior on the Internet, instead of reading anything about the topic first. Outsanding journalism man, never change. Ana is basically "today on Twitter".
 

GuyKazama

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I'm going to save you all a click because despite the usual clickbait, the actual answer comes at screen 2 of 10 page-downs. Basically this is all sensationalism because EventHubs (a website dedicated to competitive fighting games) has a "one Smash match" requirement as part of the job interview "to see if applicants have a basic knowledge" of video games:



Of course though, Ana tries to spin it as "should only pro-gamers be reporters?" See this quote: "some players believe the industry’s reporters should be particularly competent (if not masterful) at practically every game they cover." Said absolutely, literally no one, ever.

As usual Ana is just reporting on angry outraged Tweets by random people who only read the headlines before going all keyboard warrior on the Internet, instead of reading anything about the topic first. Outsanding journalism man, never change. Ana is basically "today on Twitter".
Hit the nail on the head. As usual, the evidence presented isn't strong enough to support the premise he presents which makes the message of the article feel forced and hamfisted.

What amused me most was when Phil listed the traits that make a good journalist. None of which he possesses, i'd argue. How about logical and well reasoned writing, Phil? Isn't that important also?

Finally, what's up with the sjw persistence of regarding gamergate as anything but a bunch of autistic spergs like @Bryan Dunn ? GG was well intentioned in the beginning but devolved into unadulterated 'tism. Please do a deep dive on GG, Phil. I'd love your perspective:stress:
 

GuyKazama

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Let me try my hand at being a failed journalist with zero argumentative skills:



How am I doing? Should I start a career writing 2-3 clickbait articles each day about what's (trans)trending on Twitter?
If you're willing to discard morals and objectivity, there's potentially a lot of Patreon money to be made from woke folk and the leftist echo chamber. Look at Contrapoints.
 
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So a lesbian on twitter posted this rational, common sense tweet:
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Phil of course disagrees:
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Despite:
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Per Merriam-Webster: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lesbian

Supposed journalist ignoring facts and objective truths. Phil, this is why you're shit at your craft.

Archive:
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...He's right for once. He/him lesbians aren't autogynephile troons (straight men). They're oldskool drag kings (women who adopt stereotypically male clothing style and mannerisms). Unlike drag queens (dudes in gaudy make-up), a drag king persona was much better suited to leading a normal life and having a normal day job (especially for lesbians, who couldn't rely on men to provide for them), so that's what they did.

I don't doubt that a majority of modern he/him lesbians are idiots who swallow troon bullshit hook, line and sinker, but "lesbian" is not an identity to be policed, it's the correct word for homosexual women (XX and X0 people who only fuck other XX and X0 people) no matter who they pretend to be.

Here's the original thread, btw. Nothing in it is remotely close to common sense:

"so y’all crying “nb folks that identify as h/h can still be lesbians” NO! this person explained it perfectly "
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More by the first chick from her curiouscat (archiving doesn't work):

which assumes that he/him lesbians aren't woman-aligned — yes bc they use he/him pronouns and he/him =/= women

you’re right they don’t identify as male or female, however some nb people still want to use s/h pronouns or h/h pronouns now if you consider yourself nb but are still woman alined you can still identify as a lesbian even if you use t/t pronouns (not h/h) so are they female? no, but bc they’re woman alined they’re still lesbians. i hope this explains it a little better if not let me know :)

you really out there comparing pronouns to names and clothes how daft... clothes aren’t gendered and someone’s name doesn’t have to dictate their gender either omg icb you’re using these small minded excuses to push your own ideologies they are definitely not the same and it’s not that hard to get

lmao why people over analyzing my tweets it’s sad at this point... some nb use h/h or s/h pronouns bc even tho they experience gender dysphoria they still feel (wo)man alined so that’s why a nb person that uses they/them pronouns can still identify as a lesbian. there’s really not more to it than that stop digging for things that aren’t there.

you didn’t read it well then bc I didn’t say that you don’t have to be male identifying to use he/him pronouns but if you do use them you can’t be a lesbian bc that’s woman alined there’s a difference
She's infinitely more fuckable than Phil, but as far as intellectual integrity goes, I'd take "how to eat out a non-op trans woman" any day of the week.
 
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