Careercow Ana Valens / Anastasia Valens / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / SpaceDoctorPhD / acvalens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

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Another extremely explicit column about troon sex.
So it's confirmed further that the hormone therapy made him impotent. His dick is probably so busted I wouldn't be surprised if he can barely get any pleasure out of sex, if any at all. Here's the relevant quote:
whenever I have anal sex, I rely on Levitra. Yes, that’s an erectile dysfunction medication.
He has truly become a real lady after transitioning - the kind of lady that needs to take Viagra to get his dick hard.
 

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Please don't call Phil's penis dysfunctional
IT'S NOT MY DICK THAT'S LIMP - IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S DICKS THAT ARE TOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Keystone

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Gee, pumping yourself full of hormones and other pharmaceuticals on a daily basis with no professional guidance ends up effectively breaking your dick? Never would've guessed that happening. Too bad nobody out there tries to warn trannies of the real consequences of this practice.

I'm sure his next tweets will be Phil saying "I'm proud I can't get a hard-on" to cope.
 

TheMonkeyMan

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I should note that Valens has interviewed Wolf Wozniak twice- if you don't remember that name, he was the indie dev who accused Zoe Quinn of sexually harassing him shortly after the Zoepost dropped. Given Valens' dislike for Zoe despite hating GG, I can't imagine that she wouldn't have known about this, but even if she wanted to report on it I can't imagine her editors approving it.

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GethN7

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I should note that Valens has interviewed Wolf Wozniak twice- if you don't remember that name, he was the indie dev who accused Zoe Quinn of sexually harassing him shortly after the Zoepost dropped. Given Valens' dislike for Zoe despite hating GG, I can't imagine that she wouldn't have known about this, but even if she wanted to report on it I can't imagine her editors approving it.

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As a games journalist myself now, that second article looks surprisingly decent.

The first is a bit whiny in spots, but is also not too horrible.

In fact, when Valens keeps their dick in their pants, their writing is actually fairly tolerable if you ask me.
 

Sissy Galvez

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I should note that Valens has interviewed Wolf Wozniak twice- if you don't remember that name, he was the indie dev who accused Zoe Quinn of sexually harassing him shortly after the Zoepost dropped. Given Valens' dislike for Zoe despite hating GG, I can't imagine that she wouldn't have known about this, but even if she wanted to report on it I can't imagine her editors approving it.

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That image always makes me laugh. Phil Fish is so damn stupid and delusional, his only defense is “durrr you crashed the wedding! You weren’t invited” which admits Zoe harassed/sexually assaulted Wolf Wozniak.
 

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Valens has interviewed Wolf Wozniak twice
You're telling me Valens has no morals and will either work with you or throw you to the wolves, depending on what is going to give her more Twitter asspats on that particular day? I'm shocked! Shocked!

Who would have imagined the quintessential transtrender would base his entire career on whatever is trending "right now"?
 

herpesisntreal

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Oh later on I finally checked out their "Trigger Warning" report they were so proud of, but long after they cut contact which did rather make me go "oh..." - I'd taken it as a flawed but well meaning idea and to my mistake, hadn't really looked into how flawed it actually was till later. Ah well.

But yes that manipulative aspect was there, what I more meant was for the time they didn't seem as obsessed with sex as they are now. That's absolutely been cranked to 11% since, but maybe that was just an aspect I didn't see then. Some people are very good at holding masks for a time, and Ana's one of those people.
Even after that and during/after her transition, she was still not like this. A bit of a dweeb, but hey who in that extended circle wasn't?
 
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