Anarcho-communists - That's not how it works.

[Postal Dude]

Anarcho-communists are a friendly group of people whose political ideals espouse the ideas of both communism and anarchy.

Now, anyone with half a brain may be asking themselves: How the hell does that work? Let some spergy as fuck anarcho-communist Minecraft kiddies explain:

Anarcho-Communism is the idea that we are smart enough, as people, to respect eachother without rules or ranks telling us why and who we respect. Anarcho-Communism is the idea that we can work together because we care about getting somewhere as a group, not for meaningless paper survival points and petty greed.

Anarcho-communism itself is considered a "panarchy," which is the autist's way of admitting that their political ideals have the stability of a 13-week abortion.

They also have some activity going on in Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/anarchocommunism/

When asked to "defend" such a contradictory political idea:

https://www.reddit.com/r/anarchocom...would_communist_principles_be_enforced_in_an/

"It is in the nature of communist principles not to be enforced but rather defended. Besides, in an anarchist society, nothing is enforced. What do I mean by defending communist principles? Since the apparent purpose of the question is to tease out a desire among commies for a game plan for "what if we build ancom and not everyone plays along," then, if there happen to be some bizarrely imprinted biots who prefer enterprise to cooperation, who am I to judge? "

Some "homo-nationalist" anarcho-communist psychos

They also tend to sperg about anarcho-capitalists:

Also, fun fact: Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of president William McKinley and another nutjob who would probably be a lolcow today if he wasn't fried over a hundred years ago, was an anarcho-communist.

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Although he had attended school for only 5 years Leon was an avid reader and considered to be the "family intellectual." He worked in various factories and mills, and by age 19, as the labor movement became more and more active, he began to distance himself from his Catholic roots. Compelled by what he felt were unfair human labor conditions (compounded by instability at home) Czolgosz became a socialist and began to seek out those who shared and promoted socialist ideals. He was drawn to the big names in the Anarchist movement--Emil Schilling, of the Cleveland Anarchist group Liberty Club, Abraham Isaak, editor of Free Society, and of course, his inspiration, Emma Goldman. Upon hearing her speak, Czolgosz considered himself an Anarchist.

Yet local and national anarchist groups grew suspicious of Czolgosz and shunned him--many considered his references to revolution, secret plots and "conspiracies" to be dangerous. A mental breakdown in 1898 had affected his emotional and mental stability and he became more withdrawn, moving frequently between Chicago, Detroit, his family's farm near Cleveland and Buffalo, although he spent most of his time in the latter two cities. Dr. Walter Channing, an alienist and Professor of Mental diseases at Tufts Medical School, made a detailed study of Czolgosz's case in 1902. "While in this physical and mental state of sickliness," wrote Dr. Channing, "it is probable that he conceived the idea of performing some great act for the benefit of the common and working people."

http://library.buffalo.edu/pan-am/exposition/law/czolgosz/
An insane commie-wannabe who has an overly-high opinion of himself? Sounds familiar...
If you're so dumb that you get made fun of by other political deviants, I don't know what to tell you.

lol

 

[ICametoLurk]

Isn't this like the most common form of anarchism?

 

[RP 520]

I'm surprised no one has posted the hotbed of this shit:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/

 

[ICametoLurk]

Anarcho-communist back in the day

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Anarcho-communist today

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[GentlemanFaggot]

Yes, although I have sympathy for anarchism (Sympathy, not a belief. Most anarchists are retards.) simply for the individualist aspect of it, I know it's not viable and adding communism to it is just asking for trouble, not to mention the contradictions. In many ways it's like declaring yourself to be a democratic fascist.

 

[Lats of Peace]

Yes, although I have sympathy for anarchism (Sympathy, not a belief. Most anarchists are exceptional individuals.) simply for the individualist aspect of it, I know it's not viable and adding communism to it is just asking for trouble, not to mention the contradictions. In many ways it's like declaring yourself to be a democratic fascist.

Anarcho-communist believe that without a repressive government and the ill effects of capitalism, people would voluntarily choose to create a communist utopia. Of course, this is retarded and ignores more than a hundred years of history in favor of feels. The ideology makes sense but it's a fairy tale.

The funniest thing about the various strains of anarchism and communism floating around today are that they are practically devoted exclusively to niche and identity politics. Class warfare and economics are an afterthought in favor of every -ism you can think of.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Also, before anyone asks:

Communism, as outlined by Marx, does not mean "the government owns everything". Marx outlined communism as a classless, stateless, automated society.

The main difference between Marxists and (leftist) anarchists, however, is that Marx believed that there needed to be an intermediate stage, where government is democratically controlled by the working class, and that eventually the state would somehow "whither away". Anarchists believe that all forms of the state are inherently oppressive, and that the transition to communism needs to happen immediately. This debate has gone on since Marx and Bakunin very publicly dissed each other at a huge meeting of socialist parties, reached a major flare-up during the Spanish Civil War, and will never die down because needless infighting and petty disagreements over semantics and nomenclature is basically leftist tradition by now.

Seriously, just look at the Tumblr shitstorm that blew up over this article. They know that it's satire, but they physically cannot help themselves.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Also, before anyone asks:

Communism, as outlined by Marx, does not mean "the government owns everything". Marx outlined communism as a classless, stateless, automated society.

The main difference between Marxists and (leftist) anarchists, however, is that Marx believed that there needed to be an intermediate stage, where government is democratically controlled by the working class, and that eventually the state would somehow "whither away". Anarchists believe that all forms of the state is inherently oppressive, and that the transition to communism needs to happen immediately. This debate has gone on since Marx and Bakunin very publicly dissed each other at a huge meeting of socialist parties, reached a major flare-up during the Spanish Civil War, and will never die down because needless infighting and petty disagreements over semantics and nomenclature is basically leftist tradition by now.

Seriously, just look at the Tumblr shitstorm that blew up over this article. They know that it's satire, but they physically cannot help themselves.

They will never be able to rise up against Capitalism because of their infighting.

Good, Good.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Wasn't it actually "the working class seizes the means of production"?

Genuine question. I wasn't a sociology major in college.

That's socialism. Communism is what's supposed to come after.

They will never be able to rise up against Capitalism because of their infighting.

Good, Good.

Funny that you mention that, because that was FBI policy back in the sixties (look up "COINTELPRO")

 

[Electric Eye]

That's socialism. Communism is what's supposed to come after.

Yeah, my bad. I deleted that post because I realized I mixed up the two.

I think these people are at least slightly better than tankies if only for the fact I don't think they whitewash Mao's and Stalin's legacy of killing millions. At least as far as I know.

Still, they're definitely naive and hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

I think these people are at least slightly better than tankies if only for the fact I don't think they whitewash Mao's and Stalin's legacy of killing millions. At least as far as I know.

Tankies aren't necessarily the same as denialists who pretend Stalin never did that shit. They think Stalin did that shit but it was perfectly justified. Basically, Stalin did nothing wrong.

 

[Electric Eye]

Tankies aren't necessarily the same as denialists who pretend Stalin never did that shit. They think Stalin did that shit but it was perfectly justified. Basically, Stalin did nothing wrong.

Oh . That's even worse.

 

[Emperor Julian]

So what happens when I invade?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yeah, my bad. I deleted that post because I realized I mixed up the two.

It's an honest question, and sometimes it's hard keeping this shit straight.

I seriously don't understand how the Tumblr Triggered brigade, who spend all day putting themselves into smaller and smaller little groups of more and more labels, is supposed to all come together as one people and sing Kumbaya around the fire. At least hippies went "yeah man, we're all cool and we love each other man!"

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Does this mean I can be a pacifist fascist?

 

[Boobplate]

Does this mean I can be a pacifist fascist?

On Tumblr, you can be anyone you want.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I seriously don't understand how the Tumblr Triggered brigade, who spend all day putting themselves into smaller and smaller little groups of more and more labels, is supposed to all come together as one people and sing Kumbaya around the fire. "

They will never be able to rise up against the Patriarchy because of their infighting.

Good, Good

 

[jts1281]

Isn't this like the most common form of anarchism?

This and Anarcho Syndicalism, society and economy run by labor unions that function through direct democracy. Which is also what some of the American Labor Movement leaders of the early 1900s followed.

 

[Postal Dude]

Well, I've dug through some of this ideological septic tank and found they have quite a cringy collection of merchandise:

Spoiler: I can't even make this up

Fucking seriously?
http://www.redbubble.com/people/phy...black&p=mens-graphic-t-shirt&size=medium&utm_

Spoiler: Tranarcho-communist ass uguu~

Don't worry, most people'd have walked off long before it ever gets to this point.
https://www.amazon.com/Anarcho-Comm...1477531567&sr=8-25&keywords=anarcho-communism

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>again

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product2.aspx?number=1929229278

And while I'm at it, might as well post this den of anarcho-communist Anglos who seem... friendly.

They also make autistic posters to spread the word.

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Looks like a bunch of anarchist communists have no problem using IPs from cash-cow franchises if it supposedly gets their message around...

 

[Henry Bemis]

Anarcho-communist back in the day

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From even further back in the day:

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