And that thread's name? Albert Einstein. - Wu's personal r/thathappened

[Norvic]

There's been so many of these stories I think they deserve their own thread. Here's the latest.

Some classic thathappened too, this one is by far my favourite.

Share more of Wu's tall tales of hot guys hitting on her and/or gamergaters begging her forgiveness.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I enjoy the idea of "the alt-right" being a cult-run ranch in Oregon and a woman escaped so she could run to the nearest ugly tranny and apolgize for not wanting to be raped by Muhammad.

 

[MG 620]

Everything about Wu is a tall tale. Just look at him.

 

[Failure_Personified]

I love that mental image that the second story brings.
“His body pressed tightly...” squeezing a tranny? Guess there is value in being able to close your legs after all

 

[Florence]

Wu’s boating accident story, which then changed to her canoeing and having all her supplies washed away... on a reservoir.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I read the canoe post as if every noun was innuendo for some sexual act and it made sense and sounded true.

 

[RG 448]

Some classic thathappened too, this one is by far my favourite.

I like to imagine this isn’t the whole story, and the guy was actually injured and begging for a ride to a hospital.

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

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Bulllllllshit. You don't just ride passenger on a motorcycle -completely on a whim- with no helmet or road armor.

The passenger must be aware of everything on the road and everything the driver is doing. It mostly comes down to weight distribution. If the driver takes a sharp left and leans left, the passenger must also lean left. Unless we're talking about a leisurely 5 minute ride, then having a passenger that weighs significantly more than the driver can be dangerous. (Which may or may not be a problem for the self-proclaimed Godzilla of Tech.)

Of all people, I'd assume Air Force guys would know motorcycle safety and not want their friend to get into an accident riding with this psycho troon that "would have blasted off with him".

Do you even ride, John?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This was always one of my favorites

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

This was always one of my favorites
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If by favorite, you mean "creepy as hell." I'm with you 100 percent. John bragging about cruising around playgrounds and picking 12-year-old boys out of the crowd -- while not surprising -- is probably the most loathsome thing he's stupidly confessed to doing.

I'm surprised that he hasn't inadvertently tweeted that his Boxster is "a real Cub Scout magnet."

 

[4Macie]

This was always one of my favorites
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This is honestly creepy. Wu just admitted to driving around schools in hopes of getting affirmation from 12 year old children.

And they always cheer and stare when Wu drives by? Sure ok.

 

[AprilRains]

If by favorite, you mean "creepy as hell."

You can't be a John Flynt connoisseur otherwise.

 

[Damn Near]

If troons' insistence that men constantly want to fuck them isn't proof of their autogynephilia, I don't know what is

Edit: upon reflection, everything else about them is proof of their autogynephilia too

 

[nets_awesome]

From the Kotaku article about her:

When I arrive at the headquarters of Brianna Wu For Congress, a modest house near the bottom of a quiet street in Dedham, Massachusetts, the candidate is just back from her morning run. She’s practically electric while telling me and her husband about a group of construction workers she’d run past. She had thought they were catcalling her, only to realize after she took her earbuds out that they were in fact shouting about how they planned to vote for her in Tuesday’s primary.

 

[Recoil]

Is there any credence to the notion that troons were terminally unpopular males who have become women in order to finally be something other than an object of derision, perhaps even desired?
I mean, I'm sure there is, of course there is. But is there any actual research pointing in this direction?

 

[4Macie]

From the Kotaku article about her:

When I arrive at the headquarters of Brianna Wu For Congress, a modest house near the bottom of a quiet street in Dedham, Massachusetts, the candidate is just back from her morning run. She’s practically electric while telling me and her husband about a group of construction workers she’d run past. She had thought they were catcalling her, only to realize after she took her earbuds out that they were in fact shouting about how they planned to vote for her in Tuesday’s primary.

No way. 100% did not happen. There’s literally no way those construction workers 1) would catcall or 2) know who she is enough to yell their support while she’s running.

Love how Wu is always talking about being catcalled or hit on.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

No way. 100% did not happen. There’s literally no way those construction workers 1) would catcall or 2) know who she is enough to yell their support while she’s running.

Love how Wu is always talking about being catcalled or hit on.

Come on, man. Everyone knows that burly blue-collar workers that actually break a sweat to put food on the table love identity politics. Why, I frequently drive by construction sites and overhear eloquent discussions of the wage gap and how to break down the family unit.

 

[nets_awesome]

No way. 100% did not happen. There’s literally no way those construction workers 1) would catcall or 2) know who she is enough to yell their support while she’s running.

Love how Wu is always talking about being catcalled or hit on.

There’s also an old talk of her from 2014-15 where she’s giving a talk and claims she got catcalled 5 times on the way from the hotel next door to where she was speaking. This lie has been going on for years.

Edit to add a best of from her talk. Her voice is less Kermity and she stress sighs more than CWC.

Brianna Wu wants you to know you are a terrible person.

Transexual Brianna Wu has declared she is the Godzilla of feminism. She speaks for all women now and she wants you to know that you are terrible person who s...

youtu.be

 

[m0rnutz]

Any man or boy who whistles for something spawned from Gollum's smegma should he inspected for some new optimetric disorder.

 

[polonium]

Some classic thathappened too, this one is by far my favourite.

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Share more of Wu's tall tales of hot guys hitting on her and/or gamergaters begging her forgiveness.

This one is my favourite too. John doesn't even talk or write like a woman, or even like the gay man he is. It's not even like a straight dude talking about women. It's just.... something else entirely.