Andrei Tadrith Matryshka / Etrius VanRandr / Rouge Lizard / Prince Rurik of Novgorod / Tiger White / Evil Assholington the 3rd - Cub-enthusiast who tried summon a PA in the Dragoneer thread, banned for false DMCA strikes over screenshots of his shitty furry fallout mods, pretends he's le epic troll, edited posts to backpeddle, loves fat chicks

[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

Dunno about you but major depression makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun,

this forum is making that seem pretty tempting.

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Just kidding. Suicide is for cowards.

Does your "stuff" mean your penis?

No, personal belongings.

Your mom smashes your bones? Dearest me, that seems a little bit fucked up even for most furries.

Not anymore. I live more or less alone.

well, for one, how were you able to frequent the internet while you were homeless? would you use the library computers?

I had a phone when I was kicked out. myTouch 4G Slide. I still have it. It doesn't work anymore and it's too old to bother fixing.

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inb4 the "it must have so much porn on it", the phone doesn't have any internal user storage and relies on an SD card. Which I never had.

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I haven't even had my evening drink and spliff yet.

Don't put too much tobacco in, you'll ruin the ... blunt effects...not sorry.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I am autistic

Ya don't say?

 

[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

What's your mom's pornhub account?

Same as yours, I'd assume

 

[Samoyed]

uh wtf

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

No, personal belongings.

Your penis isn't a personal belonging? Does Daddy keep it in a chastity diaper?

 

[Just A Butt]

lol is that supposed to be intimidating?

 

[The Fool]

Shit, dude, even posting yourself holding a gun ironically is still pretty cringe, I can't lie.

 

[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

lol is that supposed to be intimidating?

nah it's just a suicide joke

Shit, dude, even posting yourself holding a gun ironically is still pretty cringe, I can't lie.

as if the rest of the thread isn't already a dumpster napalm fire of cringe?

 

[Just A Butt]

I had a phone when I was kicked out

how were you able to pay for the phone plan? was it one of those pay by the minute ones?

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

lol is that supposed to be intimidating?

He's gonna shoot up the farms! Watch out guyz!!!!

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

nah it's just a suicide joke

it'd be funnier if you actually did it faggot

 

[Just A Butt]

He's gonna shoot up the farms! Watch out guyz!!!!

Don't come to TSIC tomorrow

 

[Krystal]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't lurk in this thread if your lurking in Animal Control. Articles and News thread will be posted tomorrow. So long space robots

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[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

how were you able to pay for the phone plan? was it one of those pay by the minute ones?

I didn't. It has wifi.

Remember, this was a while ago.

XFINITY was prevalent in the area. Every Comcast customer router also emits an XFINITYWIFI signal.

Back then, all you had to do was provide a fake email address and agree to a ToS and you'd have 1 hour of free wifi.

They'd log your MAC address so you couldn't just spam it for free wifi.

Rooted phones can change the MAC address of their wifi chip by editing a system file and restarting the phone.

Most towns also have public libraries, so other wifi while out and about was never an issue.

Most electric street lamps have outlets in them as well, plus McDonalds, starbucks, let you plug in.

it'd be funnier if you actually did it faggot

Yeah, probably. Sorry to deny you entertainment.

 

[Samoyed]

nah it's just a suicide joke

the ppl you know deserve better.

 

[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

Remember, this was a while ago.

XFINITY was prevalent in the area. Every Comcast customer router also emits an XFINITYWIFI signal.

XFINITY changed the way they do this and you now need a Comcast account to access XFINITYWIFI.

 

[Just A Butt]

I didn't. It has wifi.

Remember, this was a while ago.

XFINITY was prevalent in the area. Every Comcast customer router also emits an XFINITYWIFI signal.

Back then, all you had to do was provide a fake email address and agree to a ToS and you'd have 1 hour of free wifi.

They'd log your MAC address so you couldn't just spam it for free wifi.

Rooted phones can change the MAC address of their wifi chip by editing a system file and restarting the phone.

Most towns also have public libraries, so other wifi while out and about was never an issue.

Most electric street lamps have outlets in them as well, plus McDonalds, starbucks, let you plug in.

Yeah, probably. Sorry to deny you entertainment.

so... you just wandered around neighborhoods and used people's wifi? that's a little weird, no?

 

[The Fool]

Really hope you didn't potentially incriminate anyone by using their wifi to look up beastiality porn. That was really irresponsible of you.

 

[George Orson Welles]

this forum is making that seem pretty tempting.
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Oh no he's gonna pop himself or pop us, so scary. Wooo.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

this forum is making that seem pretty tempting.

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You think you're so intimidating? Here's my specs.

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