Andrei Tadrith Matryshka / Etrius VanRandr / Rouge Lizard / Prince Rurik of Novgorod / Tiger White / Evil Assholington the 3rd - Cub-enthusiast who tried summon a PA in the Dragoneer thread, banned for false DMCA strikes over screenshots of his shitty furry fallout mods, pretends he's le epic troll, edited posts to backpeddle, loves fat chicks

[TFT-A9]

Has he reappeared anywhere yet? I noticed that he still has not logged back into the Kiwi Farms.

I do hope he's still alive and can find the courage to return to this thread. After all, in his own words, "suicide is for cowards" -- and he got out his pistol recently.

tbh I wonder how you'd even commit not-live with an Airsoft gun

 

[Just A Butt]

tbh I wonder how you'd even commit not-live with an Airsoft gun

It can be done. But it would take a considerable amount of time. And probably be very painful.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

It can be done. But it would take a considerable amount of time. And probably be very painful.

I mean maybe if you keep firing into your mouth until they go down your throat and you choke to death. Though I don't know my airsofts; hadn't realized his gun was one of those and he seemed edgelord enough to wave around something real.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

You guys are overthinking this: all he has to do is remove the orange tip that signifies "this is a baby toy for babies" and do a suicide by cop.

 

[s0mbra]

I will only give his suicide a full 10/10 if we get a picture of his brains splattered all over his computer screen with kiwifarms comments up like his last pic

 

[TFT-A9]

You guys are overthinking this: all he has to do is remove the orange tip that signifies "this is a baby toy for babies" and do a suicide by cop.

not sure he'd have the stones for that

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

He can borrow my beauty.

Spoiler

 

[Meowthkip]

Can I suggest that his other known usernames be added to the thread title as well?

Shit, yeah, lemme get on that.

 

[beautiful person]

Shit, yeah, lemme get on that.

Now it's a proper cow thread!

 

[Troonos]

So is Andri Tadrith Matryshka his real name, or is it Etrius Van Randr?

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

So is Andri Tadrith Matryshka his real name, or is it Etrius Van Randr?

The latter seems like an autistic attempt to sound cool so it's probably the former. Or neither, if he's adopted.

 

[Cable]

So is Andri Tadrith Matryshka his real name, or is it Etrius Van Randr?

Etrius is his fursona's name

 

[TFT-A9]

Kind of laughing at the Russian kid making his character's name vaguely Dutch.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Kind of laughing at the adopted kid pretending he has a real identity.

Bruh, do you have to be so hard on the guy?

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Bruh, do you have to be so hard on the guy?

YES

 

[Liber Pater]

"Prince Rurik of Novgorod" is a based username. Shame it's being used by such a colossal faggot.

 

[TFT-A9]

"Prince Rurik of Novgorod" is a based username. Shame it's being used by such a colossal faggot.

Dude cribbed it from Guild Wars, probably.

 

[Meowthkip]

So is Andri Tadrith Matryshka his real name, or is it Etrius Van Randr?

First one.

Shit, I should probably move that one to the front, what was I thinking?

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

What a trip of a thread

Yeah this thread is PEAK 2020 & i love every second of it <3

 

[TheBigOne]

To think he could have had a semi-normal life in the United States, where his bullshit personality could remain undetected so long as he didn't out himself to these proportions... Now anyone doing a screen on his name is going to see his FaceBook page, and then KiwiFarms. Good job. Any future employer who cares will know everything you've done and what kind of person you are. Take this as a lesson. You should have been OK with losing on the small things, but now you're losing big. I hope you either get help for your problems, or force-learn yourself to become a better person. I believe that he's still browsing this thread, just not logged in.