Andrew Cuomo & Chris Cuomo / Cuomo Brothers / Cuomo Family / Andy & Fredo - When everyones favorite Governor is shown, yet again, that he's a Horrorcow

[Gone Ham]

Andrew Cuomo needs no introduction
Current Governor of New York, a megalomaniac, and a man trying to save his legacy



Cuomo, as you know, has been known to have altered the numbers for the deaths of people who have died in nursing homes, to make him look like a darling, and the media latched onto his daily press conferences, to fill the role of "president" since Trump wasn't "doing enough"

However, the media quickly turned on him when the jig was up
Unraveling 3 weeks ago
Aides admitting to rewritting reports

Now, he's involved in a whole other scandal.

7 women so far have come out with sexual harassment claims

Now he's poised to rip the Democratic party apart over his refusal to leave office due to cancel culture
(Other article on this)

Also, there's ANOTHER under-reported scandal!

The bridge he named after his father is now falling apart

His Background
Andy was responsible for the 2008 Housing disaster, due to his terrible policies he created during his tenure as the Housing and Urban Development head under Clinton
Shit talked Pataki for his "lack of leadership" post 9/11. This ruined any and all chances to be Governor in the 2002 race
More blunders, turned hot when he was called out for his mistakes
Generic Article on how much of a prick he is, along with how he deals with people in a cold mechanical way

Corruption Allegations and connections (Thank you @Not Really Here for helping me with this part)
When he created an anti-corruption inquiry, when they started sniffing around him, the board started having multiple issues
Ex-aide found guilty of taking bribes from oil and fracking companies
Gained Millions in campaign funds from "spouses and children" of appointees
Suspicious use of government funds showing NY as Business Haven
Blatantly meddled in Moreland Commission, said "It's my commission" when asked about why he did it
5 known associates accused and charged with corruption
Bid rigging scheme
His HUD position was ripe to abuse, and he took advantage of it
Created a $130 million dollar mess with a hearing scheduled for 9/11/2001...
Even Vox got into the Morland issues

(cannot find the source, but he had accepted a $1 salary as an advisor to his father during his campaign runs)


Chris Cuomo

Why am I bringing him in here?
Well, he doesn't warrant a completely separate thread, but he has some nuggets

CNN won't allow him to cover his brother anymore... for obvious reasons
Made a "black on the inside joke" which doesn't really endure him to the left
Says protests don't need to be polite and peaceful
When it backfires, he says he was quoting someone
Bitches out when people used the quote
Calls for police accountability, when America is on fire, like the genius he is
Video of said quote

Fredo Incidentt

Misc Info:
Andys Twitter
Fredos Twitter
Family Wikipedia Page
Andys Wikipedia
Chris' Wikipedia

 

[Josterman]

Andrew Cuomo needs no introduction
Current Governor of New York, a megalomaniac, and a man trying to save his legacy
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Cuomo, as you know, has been known to have altered the numbers for the deaths of people who have died in nursing homes, to make him look like a darling, and the media latched onto his daily press conferences, to fill the role of "president" since Trump wasn't "doing enough"

However, the media quickly turned on him when the jig was up
Unraveling 3 weeks ago
Aides admitting to rewritting reports

Now, he's involved in a whole other scandal.

7 women so far have come out with sexual harassment claims

Now he's poised to rip the Democratic party apart over his refusal to leave office due to cancel culture
(Other article on this)

Also, there's ANOTHER under-reported scandal!

The bridge he named after his father is now falling apart

Chris Cuomo
View attachment 1992983
Why am I bringing him in here?
Well, he doesn't warrant a completely separate thread, but he has some nuggets

CNN won't allow him to cover his brother anymore... for obvious reasons
Made a "black on the inside joke" which doesn't really endure him to the left

Misc Info:
Andys Twitter
Fredos Twitter
Family Wikipedia Page
Andys Wikipedia
Chris' Wikipedia

This looks golden
You should add in the cutip thing Chris’s bad takes on protests/riots like “show me where it was peaceful”

 

[Gone Ham]

This looks golden
You should add in the cutip thing Chris’s bad takes on protests/riots like “show me where it was peaceful”

I didn't realize he said that. I guess this is the tip of the iceberg on their autism

 

[wry wrangler]

Politicians necessarily can't be cows, except maybe nutjob extremist local politicians the world at large doesn't know about. Take it to A&N where it belongs.

 

[Josterman]

I didn't realize he said that. I guess this is the tip of the iceberg on their autism

Yeah that happened last year I will PM you or PM about it or just drop it here

Politicians necessarily can't be cows, except maybe nutjob extremist local politicians the world at large doesn't know about. Take it to A&N where it belongs.

Yes but considering they are both horror and lolcow material with takes like this

And this

 

[Richard Harrow]

I see the potential but you’re probably going to want a lot more content than semi-recent developments. Dig back (way back) in their past. What kind of kids were they, mommy daddy issues, first jobs, sketchy affiliations with suspect groups, etc. You might even need to wait for more developments in the future to connect the lines with the past. As it stands now, it’s all kinda meh (respectfully of course).

 

[Not Really Here]

Politicians necessarily can't be cows, except maybe nutjob extremist local politicians the world at large doesn't know about. Take it to A&N where it belongs.

What say you about this 89 page thread?

Donald J Trump

It's long overdue time for this thread. Anyone who wants to pretend that Trump is not an LOLcow just has to look at his twitter. I have been going back and forth on where to start with this thread. We're not going to go into how he was sued multiple times for housing discrimination or that he...

kiwifarms.net

 

[Gone Ham]

I see the potential but you’re probably going to want a lot more content than semi-recent developments. Dig back (way back) in their past. What kind of kids were they, mommy daddy issues, first jobs, sketchy affiliations with suspect groups, etc. You might even need to wait for more developments in the future to connect the lines with the past. As it stands now, it’s all kinda meh (respectfully of course).

I completely forgot about his past failings and other shady things, so I'll work on that

 

[Superman93]

See this is why I didn't want that Donald Trump thread to be a thing. Every fucking wahoo and he's retard is now going to think making threads on politicians who do normie tier dumbshit is now a lolcow. Fucking kys OP

 

[Josterman]

I see the potential but you’re probably going to want a lot more content than semi-recent developments. Dig back (way back) in their past. What kind of kids were they, mommy daddy issues, first jobs, sketchy affiliations with suspect groups, etc. You might even need to wait for more developments in the future to connect the lines with the past. As it stands now, it’s all kinda meh (respectfully of course).

There is a lot probably go to TDS forum for that

What say you about this 89 page thread?

Donald J Trump

It's long overdue time for this thread. Anyone who wants to pretend that Trump is not an LOLcow just has to look at his twitter. I have been going back and forth on where to start with this thread. We're not going to go into how he was sued multiple times for housing discrimination or that he...

kiwifarms.net

that will work

I completely forgot about his past failings and other shady things, so I'll work on that

its ok better do it to it

See this is why I didn't want that Donald Trump thread to be a thing. Every fucking wahoo and he's retard is now going to think making threads on politicians who do normie tier dumbshit is now a lolcow. Fucking kys OP

I don’t know

 

[Gone Ham]

See this is why I didn't want that Donald Trump thread to be a thing. Every fucking wahoo and he's retard is now going to think making threads on politicians who do normie tier dumbshit is now a lolcow. Fucking kys OP

Thanks for the support

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Andrew Cuomo sucks but he's not a lolcow, where's the funny? He's just your run-of-the-mill corrupt politician as far as I'm concerned.

 

[themasterlurker]

@Arm Pit Cream has excellent threads on politicians, this is hardly a sentence in comparison to his OPs

 

[Burning Fanatic]

The way you wrote the title has it initially reading like the man goes by both Andrew and Chris.

 

[Not Really Here]

He took over 2 million in campaign donations from people he appointed to government positions and their family members Source
Spent $140 million of disaster relief money on a national ad campaign Source
He started a commission to root out corruption in politics, then directed them away from investigating things that could harm him, then disbanded the commission Source.
His former campaign manager and right hand man was convicted of solicitation of bribes and honest services fraud Source

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Maybe include the "Fredo Incident" in the OP, or at least link to the A&N thread?

 

[Not Really Here]

Maybe include the "Fredo Incident" in the OP, or at least link to A&N thread?

It is like calling him a nigger.

 

[Therealhomor]

Andrew Cuomo is less like a "lolcow" and more like "a guy who murdered 10k people and used his nepotistic media connections to not only cover it up, but lap mindless praise on him as though he were a demi-god saving the world instead of the criminal he actually was."

Maybe that falls under "horror cow"?

 

[Ravana]

 

[Megaroad 2012]

He took over 2 million in campaign donations from people he appointed to government positions and their family members Source
Spent $140 million of disaster relief money on a national ad campaign Source
He started a commission to root out corruption in politics, then directed them away from investigating things that could harm him, then disbanded the commission Source.
His former campaign manager and right hand man was convicted of solicitation of bribes and honest services fraud Source

There's more work and interesting shit in this post than in all of OP.