Andrew Ditch - Fat Pants Shitting Autist that Poisoned his Family

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This is Andrew Ditch. Here is a link to his YouTube channel, he uploads multiple times a day, usually phone calls to emergency services or his interactions with the police. He is a man with a laundry list of mental illnesses that feels the need to always be "comfortable." His comfort usually includes being a social leech and not wanting to do any work that does not involve video games, food, or nice smelling things.

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First got some attention after ending up in the news for poisoning his family. Andrew's family asked him to clean up his room and stop using his oil diffuser. Andrew's mother is on oxygen and the oil diffuser affects her breathing. Andy decided to be a selfish little bitch and continued to use the diffuser and went as far as to attempt to lace his family's food and keurig with epsom salt and laxatives.



This video is of Andy getting arrested the first time



He is in a really nice sweet spot of retardation. He is just coherent and smart enough to have a flimsy understanding of his rights, but dumb enough to be a sort of sovereign citizen.
 

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Bad OP, well spotted for archiving some stuff, though. We'll need a lot more to determine if this guy is a lolcow though especially his social media. Also, what makes him funny. Not just that he's "retarded," but where's the beef, and by beef I mean laughs. He might have promise, though. The poisoning of his family is definitely "interesting."
 

Ulysses

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Bad OP, well spotted for archiving some stuff, though. We'll need a lot more to determine if this guy is a lolcow though especially his social media. Also, what makes him funny. Not just that he's "retarded," but where's the beef, and by beef I mean laughs. He might have promise, though. The poisoning of his family is definitely "interesting."
Thanks. I did not want to make the OP too long because there are a lot of videos of this guy. In the "how to OP" thread someone posted about too many embedded videos causing browser crashes, I just really wanted to avoid that.
 

Ulysses

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Andy is now homeless and is searching for someone who can take care of him and provide. Thinking that the prison system will provide adequately, he has turned to admitting to murdering people in front of the police.


He has also called 911 on himself, admitting to and referencing the first video

 
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