Jesus Christ each frame is more cursed than the last
Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
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He briefly lived in an apartment complex where he was basically given free rent in exchange for fairly light custodial duties. He mentions things like mopping floors, occasionally putting chlorine in the pool, etc. So in other words, basic maintenance… nothing hideous like rooting toilets or anything like that.
As you can likely predict, Dobson couldn’t handle it. He shirked his duties constantly, and the slack had to be picked up by his girlfriend (who, appallingly, had her own 9-5 job that she worked while Dobson had literally nothing else to do). He was told off by the building superintendent multiple times for letting the building look like shit, and was eventually kicked out after Dobson complained that his chores interferes with his drawing.
One story he mentioned was trying to serve a noise complaint to a party in one of the units, only for them to shut him down and then some of the women came and teased him at his own door. Dobson apparently called the police crying due to the teasing, later having a meltdown over wondering “who the FUCK these people think they are!!!”
Just like every other time, Dobby was given a sweet, cushy deal in exchange for minimal effort, and couldn’t even do that.
I remember this, dammit, I would've happily get that job for the free apartment and work somewhere else (maybe part-time?) in order to cover my costs that wouldn't be much.
Dobbo has been given many kind of opportunities on a silver platter, job wise, career wise, relationship wise and he managed to ruin every single one of them because they were all beneath him in his mind.
He also did that mediocre video of him playing Wii with 90s cartoon Link.
Chris graduated in 2006, he was supposed to finish a 2 year degree by 2002, but other things came up.
The audio is so low quality. It sounds like he had the mic in his mouth.
Even his audios are low quality
I will never not be in awe of just how fucked this is. What especially shocks me is the size and shape of the head constantly changing from frame to frame; you'd think he'd know how to fucking in-between, seeing as how he would have learned this shit in college. From looking at this, I'd wager a guess he used four keyframes---these ones here:
---and I say that only because the head shape/face is somewhat consistent in these. But it's entirely possible he didn't even use keyframes and just tried to animate the sequence one frame at a time one after the other, which is what an inexperienced amateur would do.
Shit like this is why it especially irked me when he'd smugly claim he was an "experienced animator" any time he tried inserting himself into animation drama.
As long as we’re posting the KorraSami stuff again….
Oh my god, I forgot it was even worse in full size. Does anyone have the video version? The one that had the audio from Korra and Asami voice actresses.
Holy shit, those are Sophie LaBelle tier faces right there.
Thank you! Since he didn't delete it yet and he might, here's an archived version.
https://u.teknik.io/ELzXA.mp4
I'll always find Asami's response hilarious because after everything Korra said to her, she just said "
! um...... yes!" and nothing else to such an emotional moment like a freaking marriage proposal.
From what I recall, it was a request by a fan to be acted out while at a convention by the voice actors. What’s extra funny is around the same time Dobson released the animation, they did a different version at another convention that was better prepared and more involved.Thank you! Since he didn't delete it yet and he might, here's an archived version.
https://u.teknik.io/ELzXA.mp4
I'll always find Asami's response hilarious because after everything Korra said to her, she just said "
And of course... he moped about it. He didn't take the opportunity to crunch out a better animation, he just moped about how the new audio can't be used for his video.
Can't make this shit up. Clearly, animation was his passion, when he can't even be arsed to make a new animation.
Fool, you forgot the best frame:
She looks like the colonel from Akira in that one.
it’s like Dobson tried to apply squash and stretch but fucked up the timing and made it looked shitty.
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Worker and Parasite vibes with that one.
But it's kinda fascinating, that the capitalists in a 1924 movie have swastikas under their tophats, is this really made in 1924? That use of the swastika symbolism seems more in line with late 1930s at the earliest.
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That's puzzled me too.
My understanding is the Nazi party adopted the swastika after it was in use by right-wing factions in the street fighting in Weimar Germany; both sides used their WWI German Army kit, and the right wing "Stahlhelm" factions used the swastika to distinguish their side from the Communists. It does seem odd and interesting the Soviets picked up on that long before it became a national symbol.
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