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Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom PrestonSTOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Alan Pardew, Jan 13, 2016.

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Where Will Dobson's Patreon Lands After 3 Months?

  1. $0 (Optimistic)

    35.6%
  2. $25

    16.0%
  3. $50

    16.8%
  4. $100 (Still The Same)

    22.5%
  5. $250 (lol)

    1.2%
  6. $1000 (Hahahahaha no)

    7.9%
  1. not really, the future is probably more of the same regardless. thanks for the quote though
     
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  2. More bitching about Trump.
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    Sometimes I think he became an artist so he could have a reason to be condescending towards people.
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  3. Thank goodness he is incompetent at being a condescending asshole.
     
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  4. That's like the only thing he's even vaguely good at.
     
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  5. I would love to see the picture that this "totally real person and not someone I imagined up just to have something to bitch about" was talking about. There are very few angles than are not side-on where you would not see the far eye; so either Dobbles is touched, or the person he is arguing with is touched which in turn means Dobbles is touched for arguing with him.

    Also, a "stylistic" choice to not draw the far eye? I didn't know lazy was a style, but if it is Dobs must be a god damned master.
     
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  6. >Acting
     
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  7. Jesus, I just wish someone would grab him by the scruff of the neck and shake the shit out of him and bring him to his fucking senses. But he's made these choices, and now he's stuck with them. Pushing 40 and finished already. That's sad. His mommy and daddy won't be around to help him forever. What's he gonna do when they're gone, and squanders what little inheritance he gets on video games and anime porn? Go on food stamps? Welfare?
     
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  8. Probably move in with his gay brother.
     
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  9. I've brought it up a few times in some threads but I think Dobson still thinks he's in college or something. There's a noticeable trend with people we follow that they still think they're the "youth" even if they're in their 30s or 40s. Dobson regularly argues with people young enough to be the children he'll never have and then implies they're part of this old dying collective of white guys he hears so much about from social media.
     
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  10. Which I find doubly odd given that he appears to have been middle-aged from about the age of 22.
     
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  11. You know the saddest part about Dobbles is the ONLY thing holding him back from being a decent artist is his refusal to do actual work and improve his craft. I taught myself how to draw, I never had any schooling in the topic just spent my after school working to buy reference books and paper, and I was drawing better than this man when I was in high school. This man went to college for animation with professional schooling and the work he churns out now would make you wonder if he slept through every course.

    If he had any self respect he would want to improve; it's what every artist who actually gives a fuck about drawing wants. However all he does is make excuses. Hell if he put half the effort he puts into his excuses into a few character studies or life drawings he'd ACTUALLY BE BETTER!
     
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  12. Depending how fat he is, that IS middle aged.
     
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  13. You're essentially saying that the only thing holding back Andrew Dobson is that he is Andrew Dobson.
     
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  14. You eat like shit you look like shit.
     
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  15. Well, yeah. For all the REEEing he does at other people for whatever slights against him, real or perceived, he's been his own worst enemy.
     
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  16. This is... creepy. Even for Dobson. Jesus.

    Also: There's a game where you can get a partner and work towards making their life better. It's called "being an adult" and as far as I can guess, Dobson's parents have been recommending it to Dobson for at least a decade now.
    I think most people know what a face looks like from various angles.
    If your image does not convey those angles and makes it look weird, it's due to shitty anatomy and composition, not the onlooker not being benevolent enough in their perception.
     
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  17. When the Switch port of Stardew Valley comes out we're in for the motherload of creepy NPC posts. That game actually has relationships and marriage and what I've seen of it (disclamer: not much) is creepy in the way Dob wants this to be.

    It's been in the thread time and time again (and my vote for a :dobson: emote):

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    Is there any active site other than ED that wraps up Dobson's sagas in a nice neat package and summarizes all his weird problems? A friend who's not an internet person (and REALLY wouldn't fit with the KF crowd) ran across a post with him getting humiliated on Tumblr from years ago and I want to show her how deep the rabbithole goes.
     
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  18. Thats the reason why he cant just look at porn, is dobson the pedofork to get what he wants he needs to break god knows how many laws
     
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  19. It’s out and he’s already been doing it a bunch. He is of course playing a woman and is trying to romance the female artist in it.

    Also, this.
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  20. I can sum them all up nicely:
    "Someone's opinion differs from mine, therefore I portray him as a stupid strawman"
    How much you wanna bet at least half of those comics are specifically about Trump/Trump-voters and the rest is a wild conglomerate of pro-LGBT stuff, some nonsense about gaming/nerd culture and a jab at some celebrity?
     
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