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Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom PrestonSTOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

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Where Will Dobson's Patreon Lands After 3 Months?

  1. $0 (Optimistic)

    33.3%
  2. $25

    16.5%
  3. $50

    17.1%
  4. $100 (Still The Same)

    23.5%
  5. $250 (lol)

    1.3%
  6. $1000 (Hahahahaha no)

    8.3%
  1. This is about a day after he REEEEd at Seth McFarland for making a Star Trek parody show.

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    SteelPlatedHeart

    SteelPlatedHeart SOO FUCKING CRAZY

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  2. Well, of COURSE Voyager was awesome, because it hat Captain Janeway and a lot of Techlingo in it. And because it had strong and independent Vagina in it, it must have been good!!
     
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    Smiling Honeybadger

    Smiling Honeybadger Still on the search for some super smart Title.

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  3. Sometimes I wonder, are they afraid to speak their mind because they don't want to get expelled from the part of the internet that's on the right side of history?

    Or, do they lack the ability to even form opinions? Having sacrificed that part of their personality at the SJW altar, for all the good it will do them if someone turns them in to the inquisition.
     
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    TowinKarz

    TowinKarz Can't play git-tar, ain't got no git-tar strings.

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  4. FIFY
     
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    tehpope

    tehpope the game is mine, i deal the cards

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  5. How can one man be such an absolute and utter pleb on every imaginable issue? If something is absolute shit, you can be sure Dobbo will give its diseased cock a slobbering blowjob.
     
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    AnOminous

    AnOminous LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
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  6. so that mean, lesbians?
     
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  7. In my personal opinion Voyager is kind of underrated and overhated but eh.

    The new series is going to be bad for a lot of reasons. It is almost certainly going to be worse than Enterprise. But expect Dobbo to hop on its dick and ride it like he's trying to outrun Indians on the Ponderosa, because it stars a black female Mary Sue.
     
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    #17507 Jigglyjogglers, May 19, 2017
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  8. Can you pull the "real fan" argument when you have a history of REEEing about things you never had interest in and REEEEing at fans for not liking things your sempais adore while still being clueless to what's going on?

    I'm not saying I care one way or the other about Star Trek or this new series in particular. No interest in any of it.
     
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    #17508 RockVolnutt, May 19, 2017
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  9. Dobson does not approve of President Trump's non athletic ways!:
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    Pickle Inspector

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  10. Saying you want President Obama to die = RACIST!

    Saying you want President Trump to die = Asspats from all our SJW friends! Yay!
     
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    Predator_Too

    Predator_Too Silvana Rosechu is my waifu.

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  11. He also bitches when trump goes golfing. Can you imagine the blood vessel popping rage Dobson would have if trump regularly hit the gym.

    Also. Holy shit. His nickname is blobson for a reason. When's the last time that fat piece of shit did anything other than eat mcdonalds burgers and sit around being a flesh blimp.

    I know he reads this thread. I hope I didn't turn him on with the phrase "flesh blimp".
     
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    Taily Puff

    Taily Puff Ready to Begin
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  12. -Sent from my BigMac-I mean iMac pro.

    People in glass houses, Dobson.
     
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    PhysicianPhallus

    PhysicianPhallus Like a clown with an anal fixation.

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  13. I can't even think of a new way to say "Dobby lacks self-awareness" because he's done this so often.
     
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  14. What if Dobson was one of us?
     
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    Lokamayadon

    Lokamayadon The Autistic Wind

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  15. Just a Slobson like one of us?
     
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    AnOminous

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  16. At least is his plan in his lard filled mind
     
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  17. Had a job like one of us?
     
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  18. I'm sure he drew at least one picture of the captain and Jeri Ryan scissoring while inflating like balloons during the original run.
     
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  19. Trying to make his name knooooown.
     
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    SteelPlatedHeart

    SteelPlatedHeart SOO FUCKING CRAZY

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  20. Dobson has a interesting take on what constitutes censorship:
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    I don't have a problem with him blocking whoever he wants but he could at least admit what it is.
     
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