Careercow Andrew Johrendt - the Youtuber Critic

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The Jumping Dwarf

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I normally wouldn't just open a thread calling some little known guy a lolcow, but this person is pretty much a textbook case. Meet Andrew Johrendt, the Youtuber Critic.




Supposedly, he uses his channel to "review" other youtubers. In reality, it mostly consists of him yelling about cartoons and video games and acting like a manic monkey around the house, sort of like an older SammyClassicSonicFan or a Mariotehplumber without the F-bombs. He's been active since 2013, so there's quite a bit of content.

The best part of the channel are his "rants", such as the video above, where he unloads all his autistic rage on camera for our enjoyment. That's not all he does, though. He also talks about important and relevant topics such as witches.


Apparently, there used to be a Liquid Andrew that did drugs. And he did not like that one bit. Because he doesn't do drugs.


And before you say anything, dude's 21.

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnDJjC2MjNA6Ub_vuQgWtiQ
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/andrewjohrendt
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/andrew.johrendt
Vine: https://vine.co/u/1066223431286390784 (Yes, he vines too.)

Credit to @Clay Claymore for finding him.

Discuss.
 

Strelok

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You know, when we have subforums about a trans-potato covered in bike tattoos who can't ride a bike, threads about dudes who fuck cars, dudes who fuck trains and have certifiably insane laweyrs who will say "cumrobbery" in court, pony plush fuckers, pony tulpa fuckers, White Supremacist Pedophiles, MRAs, SJWs, OPCAs and all other sorts of abbriviations, a simple video review sperg just doesn't do it for me anymore ya know.
 
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The Jumping Dwarf

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Another mr enter that you disagree with his views :story:

He's not a cartoon reviewer. I'd even say he's not a reviewer at all. He just screams about whatever he feels like while flailing around and then uploads it on YouTube.
 

Sanae Kochiya

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Question: If I make a fake YouTube account, go to one of his videos, and call him a faggot manchild that watches too many cartoons, will he chimp out and call me Satan and possibly send me nine different messages saying he's gonna kick my ass and/or to post pics of my boobs (since I'll probably use a Touhou avatar) or will he just tell me to fuck off and then block my comment as spam?

The first one has the potential makings of a lolcow. The second person is a boring sperg with an obsession I don't care about.
 

Chaosbandit

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You know, when we have subforums about a trans-potato covered in bike tattoos who can't ride a bike, threads about dudes who fuck cars, dudes who fuck trains and have certifiably insane laweyrs who will say "cumrobbery" in court, pony plush fuckers, pony tulpa fuckers, White Supremacist Pedophiles, MRAs, SJWs, OPCAs and all other sorts of abbriviations, a simple video review sperg just doesn't do it for me anymore ya know.

Maybe he's the sort of cow that could be used as a palette cleanser?


Unless he shocks us all and starts chimping out about having a thread...
 

Donatien Argez

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This kind of people is making YouTube the second most important city in Cringeland (Tumblr is its capital city).
 
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The Jumping Dwarf

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Does he spaz out in amusing ways when someone pimp smacks him?
Question: If I make a fake YouTube account, go to one of his videos, and call him a faggot manchild that watches too many cartoons, will he chimp out and call me Satan and possibly send me nine different messages saying he's gonna kick my ass and/or to post pics of my boobs (since I'll probably use a Touhou avatar) or will he just tell me to fuck off and then block my comment as spam?

The first one has the potential makings of a lolcow. The second person is a boring sperg with an obsession I don't care about.

Watch the last video.
 

Sanae Kochiya

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So... a spastic with a huge ego who made a call out video to some fucktard and screams at the screen loud enough to prompt me to lower the volume on the video.

It's... uhhh... potential? I clicked at one of his recent videos and somehow the quality of his videos got even worse, and apparently he thinks that a Courage the Cowardly Dog review is relevant in 2015.

He's an idiot, but I don't think he's an idiot worth watching. I dunno, guess we'll see?
 

José Mourinho

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Meh, he doesn't seem like a lolcow to me, more of a sperg ranting some stuff minus the ear-raping screaming. The last video is kinda weird, but it's 2 years ago and not only that it's... not really lolcow material.

I'll still leave the thread here (not gonna lock it) though in case he rages here when the thread dies down ala TJChurch or someone can find anything funny from him. I'll only lock it if this is a stupid PA request.

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1428081912 3 minutes ago Dynastia:
    locking shit lolcow threads seems weird, they just die when nobody cares about them
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1439971073 3 minutes ago cat
    replied to thread StrikerWolf1: Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1438659863 3 minutes ago Null:
    @ @Dynastia, (agree)
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5226.jpg?1431646079 3 minutes ago SunLightStreak:
    @ @Dynastia, At some point they become cringe worthy
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1438659863 3 minutes ago Null:
    because then we get instances where someone comes out of the shadows a year later and does something funny
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1438659863 3 minutes ago Null:
    I forgot when that happened
 
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Jewelsmakerguy

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You know, I never gotten the idea of people reviewing other YouTubers. It just feels like you have some sort of pitiful agenda against them. This also seems to remind me of the entire Commentary Community just before it became an even bigger shithole.