Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

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xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
I'll give you a gold medal rating if you post a shirtless pic flexing at least. You know Marshmellow is too much of a bitch, but do it if youre not a coward.
Here's a pic of me topless. I had to partially censor it though to prevent Melinda from lusting after my flesh.
 

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xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
Do you think you could beat Marshall in a fight?
If it was a fair fight without weapons, but just fists, I'd say I have a good chance to beat him, but that he might have a greater chance to beat me due to his more experience of fighting people and getting into violent altercations. Also, by a fair fight without weapons I also mean one just fighting, not a violent fight. But if it was a fight to the death, I think I would win. Because while Marshall is clearly dumber and less with it than me, I am far bolder, and I have a darkness that none can fathom and I can unleash it if I so choose. a capability of darkness that far surpasses anything Marshall or anyone in this thread has ever seen. If i ever were to decide I need to kill someone to defend my life if that person was trying to kill me, that would open a door that would unleash a beast from within me.

But to give an idea of what it would be like, if i were to unleash the beast within, this is a small taste of what it would look like:

Sending to Hell

Sorry to Bug you

Breaking Your Heart

The Final Meal

Blatant Disregard for Collateral Damage

Oh Snap!

Also as a joke, here is what I said to Melinda back in 2017: How Can She Not Possibly Understand?
 

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Sieg Heil from the Greater Nazi Reich
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xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
@xtamarlover why do you disagree that I find the idea of sleeping with @TamarYaelBatYah disgusting? Because I definitely find the idea of sleeping with a vile brood sow like @TamarYaelBatYah disgusting.
Just like Null and his feeder fetish (haha), I know you are turned on by Tamar. ;)

Maybe you threw up in your mouth, but you left out the part that you have a vomit fetish. You loved it.
 

xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
Wow according to the other thread, Marshall is an even worse sex addict than me.

Not even regular rape of his spouse is enough, he also needs to watch his own porn as well as needs a sex doll to fuck when he is not able to rape Tamar. Makes me look like a saint in comparison. thats how bad Marshall is. That's when you know you are really fucked up when you look make me look like a saint.
 

Garm

kiwifarms.net
Depends. 300 pages not clear what you are referring to. lots of shit here.
I wandered over here from the Melinda thread and then realized that I had read the introduction so I hopped to the latest pages.

I realize where my mistake was.
 

xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
I wandered over here from the Melinda thread and then realized that I had read the introduction so I hopped to the latest pages.

I realize where my mistake was.
I was formerly obsessed with Melinda and made cringey videos trying to win back her affections only to make things worse and some of my behavior was what some might call stalking type behavior. I shared my religious beliefs too which many here consider crazy. Eventually i moved on from Melinda and got into a wonderful relationship with my ex girlfriend. unfortunately (or fortunately depending how you look at it) my ex girlfriend dumped me 11 months ago. I tried to give Melinda another chance after my ex girlfriend dumped me and I was sending her money to try to make things right with her, and it was going ok but Melinda started acting crazy so I had to cut her off and stop sending her money. Next thing you know she claims I am still stalking her and calls up the FBI to whine to them about me. next thing you know the FBI comes looking for me saying they want to talk. They told me leave her alone and don't talk to her anymore or else i could be arrested in federal prison. They gave me advice about picking up women from the downtown bar in my area and said there's plenty of girls who's be happy if you buy them a drink. much less expensive than $6,500 they said to me.

Then Melinda joined this website and is making herself look like a much bigger tard and ass than I ever did. Which brings great joy and satisfaction to me to see her self-sabotaging herself.
 

xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
Are you aware that you would look like less of a exceptional hillbilly if you went to a barber every few weeks, did basic grooming, and bought clothes that fit or are you intentionally going for that look?
I imtentionally dont do said hair grooming not to try to look any way but just cause i dont want to be bothered by such things. I also dont shave for similar reasons.

As for clothes that fit problem is my earing habits are irregular which nakes mt weight fluctuate and its hard to find clothes that are a good fit. either too tight or too loose
 

Shugo

kiwifarms.net
Makes me look like a saint in comparison. thats how bad Marshall is. That's when you know you are really fucked up when you look make me look like a saint.
There are millions of rapists, murderers, child abusers, and torturers in the world. You're not really a saint just because you don't rape women. You're just a dumb goy who thinks he has more YHWH points because you break slightly fewer YHWH rules than the man who is banging your dream wife.
Eventually i moved on from Melinda and got into a wonderful relationship with my ex girlfriend.

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I tried to give Melinda another chance after my ex girlfriend dumped me and I was sending her money to try to make things right with her
And then your other quotes where you claimed you will always "keep up" with Melinda for the rest of your life just to keep up with her "academically" proves you're just a loser still obsessed with an ugly pretend Jew getting plowed by a pretend spic. Do you know what it means to "move on?" Does the TORAH have a different definition of moving on?

I hope someday we can be friejdz but if noy i really dont care much at all anymore. nothing like when i was tamarlover. Please keep the x there, cause its still appropriate. Like i said i keep tabs on all my exes and former love interests. Some much less than others
But me occasionally looking up stuff about her on google i dont think that means i love her. Its simply curiosity nothing more. Also although emotionally i feel fine about her cutting me off after i sent so much money, it is pretty offensive to me which further justifies my bitterness towards her.
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Does stalking her kiwifarms profile obsessively qualify as moving on?
 
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xtamarlover

Anaiah Carlson, Catfucker
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
There are millions of rapists, murderers, child abusers, and torturers in the world. You're not really a saint just because you don't rape women. You're just a dumb goy who thinks he has more YHWH points because you break slightly fewer YHWH rules than the man who is banging your dream wife.

And then your other quotes where you claimed you will always "keep up" with Melinda for the rest of your life just to keep up with her "academically" proves you're just a loser still obsessed with an ugly pretend Jew getting plowed by a pretend spic. Do you know what it means to "move on?" Does the TORAH have a different definition of moving on?



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Does stalking her kiwifarms profile obsessively qualify as moving on?
Melinda is no longer my dream girl. Since 2017 i have come to realize how dumb she is in many ways. i still have tremendous respect and admiration for her in certain things, but the pedestal i put her on and the image i made of her has been forever tarnished irreparably. Ill never feel the same way for her that i did before. I no longer care about being her friend and i have no current intentions of speaking with her ever again. in that sense i have moved on. but if she was to want to be my friend i would definitely agree to that and if she ever expressed romantic interest in me it is something i would consider. if not as a wife then perhaps as a concubine. Depends if im already married or not and if married if my wife would approve or not.

Whenever i load kiwi farms website i load it on her page to see if any recent activity. But that is what i do. When she had an fb thats how i was able to get so many screenshots. id load her page or marshalls page many times every day in case something was ever posted.

But now that she left fb theres nothing to look about her except here. And my looking at her posts here is entertaining and enjoyable for the comedic value and appreciation of her selfsabotage.