Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Iamfrigide]

No. all the women at work or either married or in a relationship already or too old.

Im thinking of trying online dating to see if that works. Or maybe join a church to try and get one of the members.

The key is absolute silence; like a filthy predator creeping in the reeds, as the big boobed crane flies ever closer.

 

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@Anaiah Carlson, who is your favorite thot to simp for?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

@Anaiah Carlson, who is your favorite thot to simp for?

That's like asking who is your favorite child or granchild. Come on! haha jk. But seriously I can't really pick a favorite. But I'll give my top in no particular order

Spoiler: Thoughts

My top favorites are: Don't Slut Shame, Nikky French, Elle Twerk, Crystal Lust, Havana Bleu, Giuliana Cabrazia, Ouset, Kristen Kindle, Lalakoi, Slim Exotica, Koko Kay, Melody Fire, Jennifer Renee, and Ghost Rider Mask. I would have included Cherry Barbie but she is an evil bitch because she restricted me without explanation. I think she restricted me because maybe she thought I was trying to scam her. Onlyfans has a glitch now where tipped videos can disappear, and so more than half of the videos I tipped Cherry Barbie for have now disappeared and I asked her to resend them as well as I could buy more, and she restricted me after me asking that so I'm pissed because she's basically a thief for doing that.

The good news about the model that restricted me, is she has a free account where I can buy videos, and her paid account is $20 a month, so I'll have to do is subscribe to her free account for 3 years, and I will have got all my money back by not paying for her paid account.

 

[Iamfrigide]

The good news about the model that restricted me, is she has a free account where I can buy videos, and her paid account is $20 a month, so I'll have to do is subscribe to her free account for 3 years, and I will have got all my money back by not paying for her paid account.

You know who you'd get along with? Derich from the DSP lore. He's a hypersexualized teen on so deep in the spectrum that the spectrum just sort of warps around him. He simps for every professional and amateur porn star on his twitter, both male and female, and graphically describes their actions in his tweets to them. Andrew, I think you just found the best you're going to get. Snag him before...well, nobody else will. But I mean...come on.

 

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That's like asking who is your favorite child or granchild. Come on! haha jk. But seriously I can't really pick a favorite. But I'll give my top in no particular order

Spoiler: Thoughts

My top favorites are: Don't Slut Shame, Nikky French, Elle Twerk, Crystal Lust, Havana Bleu, Giuliana Cabrazia, Ouset, Kristen Kindle, Lalakoi, Slim Exotica, Koko Kay, Melody Fire, Jennifer Renee, and Ghost Rider Mask. I would have included Cherry Barbie but she is an evil bitch because she restricted me without explanation. I think she restricted me because maybe she thought I was trying to scam her. Onlyfans has a glitch now where tipped videos can disappear, and so more than half of the videos I tipped Cherry Barbie for have now disappeared and I asked her to resend them as well as I could buy more, and she restricted me after me asking that so I'm pissed because she's basically a thief for doing that.

Are you an ethical simp or one of those disgusting criminals who downloads the content they pay for?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Are you an ethical simp or one of those disgusting criminals who downloads the content they pay for?

I have downloaded some of the videos. But I prefer the PPV. I bought so many videos itd take a long time to download them all and its much easier just to view them in the purchases section.

 

[Iamfrigide]

I have downloaded some of the videos. But I prefer the PPV. I bought so many videos itd take a long time to download them all and its much easier just to view them in the purchases section.

You horny little scamp.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You horny little scamp.

I bought so many but ive probably only watched 1% of what Ive bought.

 

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I bought so many but ive probably only watched 1% of what Ive bought.

What gets you off about it then? Controlling what they say and do?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

What gets you off about it then? Controlling what they say and do?

No i want to watch all the videos but theres just so many of them. So its like im building a collection for later. I hope to watch them all eventually.

 

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No i want to watch all the videos but theres just so many of them. So its like im building a collection for later. I hope to watch them all eventually.

You said you spent around $5k on custom videos from around 10 different models. How much would you estimate you spent in total?

 

[Iamfrigide]

I bought so many but ive probably only watched 1% of what Ive bought.

That's called digital hoarding. my friend's grandpa used to have a massive collection of porn VHS, more than he could ever watch in his life, plus subscriptions to porn satellite channels. Don't become that old man, Andrew. Winnow it down to worthwhile shit. What woman is gonna find 'porn addiction' a sexy quality?

 

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Do you care that you can go to places like Thothub and download rips for free or are you mostly interested in custom videos?

 

[Iamfrigide]

Do you care that you can go to places like Thothub and download rips for free or are you mostly interested in custom videos?

I think Andrew likes the concept of control, even if he won't admit to it. Someone doing what he wants, just for him.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You said you spent around $5k on custom videos from around 10 different models. How much would you estimate you spent in total?

I'd have to calculate how much I've spent but I have only been on since May. So you figure 7 months. I make about $2000 per month. I've spent at least $10,000 on onlyfans but I haven't calculated the full amount. Its actually mostly not customs, but just buying their videos. Like buying porn videos or buying twerking videos. I haven't spent more than $500 on customs in total I think.

 

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I'd have to calculate how much I've spent but I have only been on since May. So you figure 7 months. I make about $2000 per month. I've spent at least $10,000 on onlyfans but I haven't calculated the full amount. Its actually mostly not customs, but just buying their videos. Like buying porn videos or buying twerking videos. I haven't spent more than $500 on customs in total I think.

Would you ever consider saving up a few months and paying to meet any of these women?

 

[Iamfrigide]

Would you ever consider saving up a few months and paying to meet any of these women?

That's getting dangerously close to something resembling a connection.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Would you ever consider saving up a few months and paying to meet any of these women?

Well firstly that's against the terms of service for them to offer it, though some models offer it anyways but usually they offer it as a raffle like winner gets to fuck them or something. But for me, onlyfans is immoral, its just like if I'm going to be sinfully lusting anyways, might as well enjoy it. But the way I see it, there's a very big difference between watching others having sex and having sex yourself. I think frivolously having sex without commitment is much worse morally/ethically than lusting after others having sex. But both are very wrong so I'm not trying to excuse my actions, I'm just saying there's a certain line that I have that I won't cross and that's having actual sex with someone.

One model occasionally does dances or stripping at strip clubs so I was tempted to go to that but not with crazy covid regulations.

ideally i meet a nice woman who reins in my excessive lust.

 

[break these cuffs]

Well firstly that's against the terms of service for them to offer it, though some models offer it anyways but usually they offer it as a raffle like winner gets to fuck them or something. But for me, onlyfans is immoral, its just like if I'm going to be sinfully lusting anyways, might as well enjoy it. But the way I see it, there's a very big difference between watching others having sex and having sex yourself. I think frivolously having sex without commitment is much worse morally/ethically than lusting after others having sex. But both are very wrong so I'm not trying to excuse my actions, I'm just saying there's a certain line that I have that I won't cross and that's having actual sex with someone.

One model occasionally does dances or stripping at strip clubs so I was tempted to go to that but not with crazy covid regulations.

ideally i meet a nice woman who reins in my excessive lust.

You don't have to have sex. You could just meet and go on a date or something. Would you pay for that? What if it was Elletwerk? Relying on someone else to fix you is a surefire recipe for disaster. The only person in control of your actions is you.

 

[Iamfrigide]

Well firstly that's against the terms of service for them to offer it, though some models offer it anyways but usually they offer it as a raffle like winner gets to fuck them or something. But for me, onlyfans is immoral, its just like if I'm going to be sinfully lusting anyways, might as well enjoy it. But the way I see it, there's a very big difference between watching others having sex and having sex yourself. I think frivolously having sex without commitment is much worse morally/ethically than lusting after others having sex. But both are very wrong so I'm not trying to excuse my actions, I'm just saying there's a certain line that I have that I won't cross and that's having actual sex with someone.

One model occasionally does dances or stripping at strip clubs so I was tempted to go to that but not with crazy covid regulations.

ideally i meet a nice woman who reins in my excessive lust.

Meeting a woman doesn't make you stop being horny, big guy.
And you better hope that woman wants it as often as you do.