Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

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Dahntahn Klahn Tahn
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I looked up some of the thots Andrew mentioned. Unsurprising to find femdom in there. Here is the description from one of them:
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6 months Subscription BUNDLE GET YOU 🆓 SEXTING 💦🔞
TURN AUTO RENEW ON FOR 🆓 EAT MY LATEX ASS 🔥💦

How often do you sext her, Andrew?
 

Anaiah Carlson

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I looked up some of the thots Andrew mentioned. Unsurprising to find femdom in there. Here is the description from one of them:


How often do you sext her, Andrew?
I dont do sexting because its too pricey for what you get. Ill buy ppv videos or order customs from people. Might compliment them a few or say thank you. But I have minimal interaction with them otherwise. I like watching that particular model you mentioned do stuff in her videos. But I dont find the slave tasks appealing for me as the recipient. I also dont do dick ratings or send dick pics to any models. Cause its all fake compliments. I did a video chat with one model where we both jerked off because her rates were very cheap. Ever since then shes been messaging me every other day after I told her I cant do that too often. She almost harassing me trying to get me to do something again lol

You don't have to have sex. You could just meet and go on a date or something. Would you pay for that? What if it was Elletwerk? Relying on someone else to fix you is a surefire recipe for disaster. The only person in control of your actions is you.
Well paying for a date that we know wont go anywhere doesnt sound appealing to me

Meeting a woman doesn't make you stop being horny, big guy.
And you better hope that woman wants it as often as you do.
No, but it does help to motivate you having a family. I would want to be a good dad and husband. Being single I have no one to really be my best for. Sure one should be ones for best for oneself ideally, but practically its hard to do that. Easier to be selfless for others than selfless for yourself. Discipline from others is easier than self-discipline
 

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Dahntahn Klahn Tahn
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I did a video chat with one model where we both jerked off because her rates were very cheap. Ever since then shes been messaging me every other day after I told her I cant do that too often. She almost harassing me trying to get me to do something again lol
Was it as good for her as it was for you?
Well paying for a date that we know wont go anywhere doesnt sound appealing to me
This is some true sigma simp grindset level shit.
 

Anaiah Carlson

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Was it as good for her as it was for you?

This is some true sigma simp grindset level shit.
Probably not. She just wants me to pay money so I think she keeps messaging me thinking im more likely to pay her for more. But it actually turns me off from her that she messages me so much but i might try again with her.

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Iamfrigide

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Probably not. She just wants me to pay money so I think she keeps messaging me thinking im more likely to pay her for more. But it actually turns me off from her that she messages me so much but i might try again with her.

Yeah this is some pathetic trolling thottery here. Block her, you letting her act like this is just as bad. Don't let people debase themselves for you, it's gross.
 

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Honestly, I got to hand it to Andrew - at least he's not into findom or some some other form of remote bdsm shit. Out of all coomers, those guys must be one of the most autistic ones.
 

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Dahntahn Klahn Tahn
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Honestly, I got to hand it to Andrew - at least he's not into findom or some some other form of remote bdsm shit. Out of all coomers, those guys must be one of the most autistic ones.
Given the amount of money he's spent and how terrible the OF rips I've downloaded are in terms of quality, I'd say his habit counts as findom whether it's intentional or not.
 

Anaiah Carlson

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Yeah this is some pathetic trolling thottery here. Block her, you letting her act like this is just as bad. Don't let people debase themselves for you, it's gross.
Most of the models ive talked with dont message me desperately, but the few that do, annoys me. You can tell when they message you specifically by a notification called "priority". So whenever she shows up under priority messages that means she sent only me that message. And she shows up almost every day now as sending me a priority message. Ill probably get more content from her but tell her to quit sending me so many messages.

Given the amount of money he's spent and how terrible the OF rips I've downloaded are in terms of quality, I'd say his habit counts as findom whether it's intentional or not.
Show me those rips. Send via wetransfer
 

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Dahntahn Klahn Tahn
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Show me those rips. Send via wetransfer
I didn't keep them and I don't know what the hell wetransfer is. I just went on a rip forum a downloaded a couple from chicks I thought that were hot. They were terribly shot filtered garbage. Most of the videos were even erotic, mute posing barely better than Anisa. I'm sure there are some thots who put in time and effort, but my limited experience showed me it was a low effort cash grab. How do you even find these women? I looked up ones you posted on OF, but the site don't even have a usable search function besides looking specifically for user names. No Big Honkers category with a list or anything. Do you have to find these hoes on twitch or insta?

It's some real zoomer tier shit.
 

Anaiah Carlson

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I didn't keep them and I don't know what the hell wetransfer is. I just went on a rip forum a downloaded a couple from chicks I thought that were hot. They were terribly shot filtered garbage. Most of the videos were even erotic, mute posing barely better than Anisa. I'm sure there are some thots who put in time and effort, but my limited experience showed me it was a low effort cash grab. How do you even find these women? I looked up ones you posted on OF, but the site don't even have a usable search function besides looking specifically for user names. No Big Honkers category with a list or anything. Do you have to find these hoes on twitch or insta?

It's some real zoomer tier shit.
So basically a lot of models pay other models to advertise for them. So whenever i see free trials that interest me i look into them. Other times, models work with other models in videos. Also theres a lot of tiktok girls that have links to their onlyfans through linktree or instagram which they link in tiktok.
 

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Dahntahn Klahn Tahn
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So basically a lot of models pay other models to advertise for them. So whenever i see free trials that interest me i look into them. Other times, models work with other models in videos. Also theres a lot of tiktok girls that have links to their onlyfans through linktree or instagram which they link in tiktok.
So Tiktok has broadened it's userbase from children and pedos to include wannbe pornstars?
 

Iamfrigide

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So basically a lot of models pay other models to advertise for them. So whenever i see free trials that interest me i look into them. Other times, models work with other models in videos. Also theres a lot of tiktok girls that have links to their onlyfans through linktree or instagram which they link in tiktok.
If Melinda made an OF, would you subscribe?
 

Illuminati Order Official

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Probably not. She just wants me to pay money so I think she keeps messaging me thinking im more likely to pay her for more. But it actually turns me off from her that she messages me so much but i might try again with her.

That's some poor marketing. She doesn't even personalize those messages apart from using your name. Sure, what you buy from them is fiction but this one poor at making it believable and sounds desperate on top of that.
 

Anaiah Carlson

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