For those out of loop, today the Conservative Party of Canada had elections to decide who to be their leader, and thus run in the 2019 election. The alt-right supports immigrant-hating "Mad" Maxime Bernier, but instead voters picked boring establishment shill Andrew Scheer, by a very narrow margin of 2%. To imagine how this would be in America, think of the reaction if Jeb Bush had beat Trump in the primaries by just a few votes. Reddit's home of the Canadian alt-right, /r/metacanada proceeded to sperg out.
"These mother fucking social conservatives should all be burned at the fucking stake. You god damn people are LITERALLY some of the worst people on the face of the fucking planet.
You were handed a golden ticket to beat Turdboy in 2019 and you fucking pissed it away like the god damn, mother fucking idiots that you are. Other than Chong, you LITERALLY could not have made a worse decision.
For as long as this cocksuck is the 'leader' of the conservative party, all we're going to hear about is gay marriage this and abortion that.
HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO GET BLOWN OUT BEFORE YOU PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!?
Fuck these old coot motherfuckers. Every single last fucking one of them. They fucking sicken me.
Generation Y might suck horse cock, but AT LEAST they aren't going to cost us a bunch of elections because of this social issue nonsense.
Why wont you mother fuckers just fucking die already?
Vote Libertarian."
"I'm absolutely fucking disgusted with this party and the people in it.
Conservatives are fucking idiots. Total idiots. We deserve to be destroyed, and to be honest, I hope we are.
I'm hoping for a massive liberal win in 2019; and I hope that the Turdeau liberals bring great pain and suffering to anyone that lives here. There usually cannot be any change without suffering. Hopefully with great suffering it will lead to great change.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Canadians are fucking dumb beyond belief.
Both sides -- right and left -- are full of low information idiot types. Both sides do nothing but shame and embarrass me. It's fucking disgusting.
I'm so fucking sick of this country and the 'typical' Canadian. Turdeau, Snotley AND Sheer voters should all hang your fucking heads in shame, because you are all shameful, disgusting people."
"I'm there and I'm about to get smashed and I'm sure I'm going to go on this rant again and again tonight, so I might as well share it here.
I'm sick and fucking tired of the fact that being a Conservative now is like being gay 40 years ago, where you need to be in the closet. I'm fucking sick of it. Ontario was fucking brutal for this, but Calgary isn't much better.
And do you know why we have to do this? Because the LPC keeps, effectively I will add, bringing up that all of us Conservatives hate gay people and want to outlaw abortions. This fucking boogeyman has been the bane of the CPC for years. We all know this isn't true, yet I'd bet my credit cards I'm going to hear all about how: 1) Scheer won this because of the SoCon vote; and 2) how he is personally pro-life therefore secret agenda.
We finally had the opportunity to elect a candidate where this fucking boogeyman would have been ineffective, but no. We fucked it up. Scheer is a good guy, I'm not terribly far from him policy-wise, but a) he's a nerd; and b) see above about secret agenda.
All you cunts that put Scheer over Bernier should go over and give Trudeau a handy, because you gave him two terms. Sure, Bernier wasn't a lock, but we at least had a shot."
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"These mother fucking social conservatives should all be burned at the fucking stake. You god damn people are LITERALLY some of the worst people on the face of the fucking planet.
You were handed a golden ticket to beat Turdboy in 2019 and you fucking pissed it away like the god damn, mother fucking idiots that you are. Other than Chong, you LITERALLY could not have made a worse decision.
For as long as this cocksuck is the 'leader' of the conservative party, all we're going to hear about is gay marriage this and abortion that.
HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO GET BLOWN OUT BEFORE YOU PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!?
Fuck these old coot motherfuckers. Every single last fucking one of them. They fucking sicken me.
Generation Y might suck horse cock, but AT LEAST they aren't going to cost us a bunch of elections because of this social issue nonsense.
Why wont you mother fuckers just fucking die already?
Vote Libertarian."
"I'm absolutely fucking disgusted with this party and the people in it.
Conservatives are fucking idiots. Total idiots. We deserve to be destroyed, and to be honest, I hope we are.
I'm hoping for a massive liberal win in 2019; and I hope that the Turdeau liberals bring great pain and suffering to anyone that lives here. There usually cannot be any change without suffering. Hopefully with great suffering it will lead to great change.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Canadians are fucking dumb beyond belief.
Both sides -- right and left -- are full of low information idiot types. Both sides do nothing but shame and embarrass me. It's fucking disgusting.
I'm so fucking sick of this country and the 'typical' Canadian. Turdeau, Snotley AND Sheer voters should all hang your fucking heads in shame, because you are all shameful, disgusting people."
"I'm there and I'm about to get smashed and I'm sure I'm going to go on this rant again and again tonight, so I might as well share it here.
I'm sick and fucking tired of the fact that being a Conservative now is like being gay 40 years ago, where you need to be in the closet. I'm fucking sick of it. Ontario was fucking brutal for this, but Calgary isn't much better.
And do you know why we have to do this? Because the LPC keeps, effectively I will add, bringing up that all of us Conservatives hate gay people and want to outlaw abortions. This fucking boogeyman has been the bane of the CPC for years. We all know this isn't true, yet I'd bet my credit cards I'm going to hear all about how: 1) Scheer won this because of the SoCon vote; and 2) how he is personally pro-life therefore secret agenda.
We finally had the opportunity to elect a candidate where this fucking boogeyman would have been ineffective, but no. We fucked it up. Scheer is a good guy, I'm not terribly far from him policy-wise, but a) he's a nerd; and b) see above about secret agenda.
All you cunts that put Scheer over Bernier should go over and give Trudeau a handy, because you gave him two terms. Sure, Bernier wasn't a lock, but we at least had a shot."
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