IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

[trickyzerg23]

Apparently Andy Dick got arrested, possibly for raping someone named JJ on the RV.
Anyone know what's going on?
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JJ was crouched over the RV commode, digging inside his anus with hooked fingers and untrimmed fingernails (very sharp!), when he pulled his fingers out and saw they were moist with lotion. Chat began telling him that Andy Dick had used the lotion to sodomize JJ in his sleep. The evidence for this claim is that JJ was hitting on Andy, slept in Andy's bed, and FaceTimed from Andy's bed at 6:09 in the AM. Then a few hours later he goes digging for gold and his hole story changes. JJ then called the police and went to chat with Andy Dick, saying, "I don't know what to do man," as the police were on their way. Now JJ is getting COVID-style Qtips (very long!) inserted into his anus as a form of medicalized fetish play rape kit.

 

[jacaszek]

I moved the clips punished posted in the general thread here

Andy Dick want to do coke before the cops come and arrest him for supposed "rape" of JJ

Andy Dick is arrested

JJ thinking about the Flowers before he take his Rape Kit at the Hospital

JJ wonders if the Olive Oil he spilled all over his Pants that he got raped in supposedly will be fine

Captain Content sniffing JJ pants for some reason and said it has a nice smell

JJ talking to captain about cops escorting him to the hospital

TMZ article

Andy Dick is in custody after the trailer he's been living in was surrounded by cops, placing the actor in handcuffs and hauling him away ... and the whole thing was broadcast live.


Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Dick's been arrested for felony sexual battery after an adult male at the O'Neill Regional Park claimed the comedian sexually assaulted him.

The arrest was streamed on Captain Content's RV live stream Wednesday. You see several Orange Co. Sheriff's Deputies speaking with Dick before walking him to their vehicles, continuing the conversation and eventually cuffing him and taking him away.


Dick and a group of live streamers have been living at the site in RVs for some time now ... sheriff's deputies were seen entering Dick's trailer and searching it after he was placed into custody. They also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence

 

[trickyzerg23]

JJ's fingers
What's that smell
Sulfur, garlic ...
Is it hell?

No it's just
JJ's anus, bro
Up which his
Fingernails do go.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Andy Dick got arrested, possibly for raping someone named JJ on the RV.
Anyone know what's going on?
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I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

 

[XYZpdq]

tbh things I expected to hear about today didn't include "Andy Dick gets arrested for maybe raping some guy on a livestream or something"

 

[AnOminous]

tbh things I expected to hear about today didn't include "Andy Dick gets arrested for maybe raping some guy on a livestream or something"

I'd be amazed if he could even get it up much less rape anyone. The man is an absolute wreck barely capable of not falling off a bed much less overpowering a rape victim.

 

[Korpon]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

He'd probably enjoy the rape part knowing him.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Why am I not shocked?

 

[3MMA]

Apparently, it’s hit MSM newspapers, & Dick’s official charge is suspicion of felony sexual battery, via The Hill (Archive)

 

[BeepBoopBeepBoop]

Finally! The Phil Hartman curse rears it's head.

 

[Therealhomor]

I heard the detention center put him next to some unhinged film critic guy!

 

[maguyver16]

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TMZ article

Andy Dick is in custody after the trailer he's been living in was surrounded by cops, placing the actor in handcuffs and hauling him away ... and the whole thing was broadcast live.


Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Dick's been arrested for felony sexual battery after an adult male at the O'Neill Regional Park claimed the comedian sexually assaulted him.
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The arrest was streamed on Captain Content's RV live stream Wednesday. You see several Orange Co. Sheriff's Deputies speaking with Dick before walking him to their vehicles, continuing the conversation and eventually cuffing him and taking him away.


Dick and a group of live streamers have been living at the site in RVs for some time now ... sheriff's deputies were seen entering Dick's trailer and searching it after he was placed into custody. They also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence

Are they even going to talk about this on places like TMZ? Is Andy even worth TMZ's time at this point?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Are they even going to talk about this on places like TMZ? Is Andy even worth TMZ's time at this point?

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I was going to say "This is the funniest possible ending to Andy Dick's career" but his career's been over for years.

Andy Dick going to jail because he raped an IP2 guy is still quite funny.

 

[Retink]

Why am I not shocked?

Hollywood and IP2 are the leading exporters of rapists, so combining the two it's unlikely there'd be any other product?

 

[Mr Moonface]

The IP2 community seems to be firmly standing behind Andy on this:

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I was just about to check if anyone posted about this in the community happenings thread. Looks like someone beat me to it.

I'd be amazed if he could even get it up much less rape anyone. The man is an absolute wreck barely capable of not falling off a bed much less overpowering a rape victim.

Supposedly he filtered him using lotion as lube.

Are they even going to talk about this on places like TMZ? Is Andy even worth TMZ's time at this point?

TMZ was the first news source to post about it. Seems like it’s gotten a lot of attention surprisingly.

@SpiderDijon also posted in the IP2 thread saying that Andy’s already out of jail. I’m looking for a source to confirm it.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd probably enjoy the rape part knowing him.

He prefers to be the rapist though.

 

[WULULULULU]

So this is how it feels like staring at white trash.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

How many times do you have to coom to fill up the sexual battery?