DADDY NOOOOOOOOO!!!
That was literally the first thing that came to mind.I can't get over how much he sounds like someone straight out of the Rat King subforum with his "false narratives" horseshit. It's literally what he and Andy did, and there's audio/visual evidence of it for fuck's sake.
Also someone ought to tell Andy that due to the link between childhood sexual abuse/trauma and pedophilia, that maybe he shouldn't use the "I was raped as a kid" defense.