Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Warski Live / The Warski Show - Recovering cokehead, Property of pedophile Corey Barnhill, Delusionally tearing apart his own life

KangarooPissSpray

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Ah this is great me now have the Warski Shriek, Wings Meep, The pigroach well every ism of his.
Seriously how the fuck does Andy think his shrill cracking screams are intimidating?!
I’m a bit late to the party but Alex should count him self lucky he just caught a case instead of having someone who’s not exceptional calling his unloaded brandishing bluff and (actually) legally ventilate him and (possibly failure and Andy in the heat of the moment). That’s some next level exceptionalism to pull an unloaded weapon in Florida of all places.
 

Silent Observer

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Ah this is great me now have the Warski Shriek, Wings Meep, The pigroach well every ism of his.
Seriously how the fuck does Andy think his shrill cracking screams are intimidating?!
I’m a bit late to the party but Alex should count him self lucky he just caught a case instead of having someone who’s not exceptional calling his unloaded brandishing bluff and (actually) legally ventilate him and (possibly failure and Andy in the heat of the moment). That’s some next level exceptionalism to pull an unloaded weapon in Florida of all places.
Indeed. It's as Jim said is his stream, the Beta Bois were lucky that the Chads didn't have a gun on them, as they would have been legally justified to shoot Andy's dumb ass for following them.

STAY THE FUCK BACK, BUDDY!!!
while walking towards said buddy
 
Holy shit this new entry into the IBS saga was amazing. A few months ago, Andy was on top of the world, humiliating Tonka in Valor's ring, and now he's humiliating himself by crying like a bitch because he can't handle some drunk schlubs. He sounds like he's about to cry when he's yelling "STAY BACKKK!!"

2019 has been a wild year, and it's kind of insane how everybody who took part in the Nick Reiketa Streamsnipe are now more or less complete enemies. Even Jim, who has remained rather neutral ever since Knoxville, has come out with an hour-plus-long critique of Andy's dumbassery. While I don't hate Andy and feel rather indifferent about him, his and Ralph's Falls from Grace since Knoxville have been spectacles to behold.

I wonder if Andy will face a ban from the country for this, especially considering his conservative ties and views.
It does sort of bring credence to a lot of what Kiwi's were saying about the IBS crowd cannibalizing themselves in order to maintain drama and channel growth. The problem at this point is not only are these people unable to actually pull themselves away from unrelated drama, but constantly can't help but start shit all the time.

Andy is really the worst example of this, how he's managed to keep his head above water for so long is amazing, but now it's really hitting the wall in terms of him running out of shit. I couldn't help but think with this live streaming shit that he's going to "Baked Alaska" himself.

He really can't help himself, he is literally the drama chasing kid from high school, who surrounds himself with sycophants and is "friends" until they go against his opinions or ideas.

Metokur has always been a fairly neutral party, but willing to critique if and when needed, and not pull punches, Andy deserves to be called out for being a sped and trying to get people shot as a result of his inability to use his brain.

Also Failure is as much to blame for that shit show as Andy is. You don't de-escalate a situation by walking towards a group of people breaking yourself off from your group in order to face them down. It's a shame he didn't get his enormous ass kicked in.

Andy won't face travel restriction unless he's charged with a major crime, he won't be banned from entering the US or Mexico.
 

twozero

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Also Failure is as much to blame for that shit show as Andy is. You don't de-escalate a situation by walking towards a group of people breaking yourself off from your group in order to face them down. It's a shame he didn't get his enormous ass kicked in.
I'm sure he only did that since he knew Alex had a gun with them. "I AM FEELING THREATENED, I AM FEELING THREATENED" (etc.) was all an attempt at legally gearing up for the Manlet Marksman to take a few shots if he got in too much trouble.

EDIT: Andy's now streaming on DLive talking about Firecrackers with Geek. Meanwhile, Alex is probably mentally preparing himself to be passed around in jail.
 
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Silent Observer

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If Andy truly cared about his friend and truly thought he was in the right, he would be spending his whole stream detailing the encounter point by point to show his audience (and potential legal authorities) how the gun pointing was justified, arguing that Alex's arrest was unjustified, and proactively raising money for Alex's bail and legal fees. The fact that Andy is not doing any of these things is proof that he knows he fucked up and screwed his friend over, doesn't give a shit, and is more concerned about his internet cred than the fact that he got his friend thrown in jail because he's both too much of a pussy to fight and too much of a manchild to let things go.
 

cecograph

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I've listened to Metokur's stream several times now. He's a talented man, sadly too early for the future of all media that will be commentating on internet exceptionalism.

When the time comes down to it, I will fucking own you! Don't fuck with me!
Oh Andy. That's beautiful! But sadly we've now seen how you fall to pieces as soon as it's not three against one. We've seen how your voice breaks like a terrified pussy at the thought of getting a slap. We've seen how you have to get your skinny little friend to pull a gun, and phone the cops, and then bitch to those cops about how your poor fat friend was assaulted.

You and Tonka are made for each other. This IRL streaming internet tough guy shit turns out to be as gay as regular internet tough guy shit. If you wanna "fucking own" someone, give Tonka another call, and arrange to have a wrestle-wrestle match together, with the stipulation that no-one has to wet themselves at the thought of getting hurt.
 

Francis York Morgan

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Oh Andy. That's beautiful! But sadly we've now seen how you fall to pieces as soon as it's not three against one. We've seen how your voice breaks like a terrified pussy at the thought of getting a slap. We've seen how you have to get your skinny little friend to pull a gun, and phone the cops, and then bitch to those cops about how your poor fat friend was assaulted.
Just now? He fell to pieces when Ralph and him had their lover's quarrel.

That said, it's hilarious that as much of a pussy Andy is, he was still willing and able to fly to another country to get a chance to beat Tonka's ass. I keep reminding myself of that whenever there's yet another video of Andy having a spastic meltdown at another man stepping up to him.
 
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Nigel of Ukip

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Just now? He fell to pieces when Ralph and him had their lover's quarrel.

That said, it's hilarious that as much of a pussy Andy is, he was still willing and able to fly to another country to get a chance to beat Tonka's ass. I keep reminding myself of that whenever there's yet another video of Andy having a spastic meltdown at another man stepping up to him.
I can't prove it but I am sure he knew from the get go Tonka will not show up.
I don't for a minute believe he would willingly be put in a situation where he would get beat up.

Some gay ops were about where he knew Tonka was a no show. I mean shit, Andy even flew to the wrong fucking town or some shit.
Neither of them wanted a fight but Andy played his better.
 

instythot

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I can't prove it but I am sure he knew from the get go Tonka will not show up.
I don't for a minute believe he would willingly be put in a situation where he would get beat up.

Some gay ops were about where he knew Tonka was a no show.
Neither of them wanted a fight but Andy played his cards better.
Literally everyone knew Donga was going to be a no show from the initial announcement and cemented by the flurry of post-contract term changing. If by "gay ops" you mean, just wait for Donga to make the event impossible in some way while also trying to claim it's not his fault, then half of the internet was involved in that particular gay op
 

Unog

You're a nog.
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I can't prove it but I am sure he knew from the get go Tonka will not show up.
I don't for a minute believe he would willingly be put in a situation where he would get beat up.
Judging by the events that unfolded I'm feeling the opposite. It's clear to me that Andy thinks he can take on the world right up until the moment the world takes him on right back. He's like a chihuahua, ready to give em hell right up until whatever he's barking at turns around and locks eyes with him. Also known as the most detestable kind of pussy a man can be without delving into outright "beta" shit.

I also can't say enough that if he had just calmly called the cops after the first altercation I wouldn't have lost what (very, very) little respect I had left for him. A sensible person understands exactly why the state should have the monopoly on violence in any civil society, with the obvious exception of imminent life-threatening danger.
 

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