Angela Merkel visibly shaking during national anthem, blaming dehydration -

Denmark Mafia

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So Merkel thought of the "shake attack" for a brief moment and this triggered her body to do it again.
200iq explanation right here, makes perfect sense. This is according to Bild sources close to Merkel:


 

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From the clips I’ve seen on TV my first thought was Parkinson’s. One they had a close up of her hands and it looked like the ‘pill rolling’ movement.

Having said that, it is bastard hot in Europe just now (it’s been 45c in France today) which won’t help.
Isn't Parkinson's like MS in that heat makes the symptoms flare up? The analogy I've heard used for MS is like how a light rail train malfunctions in the heat because of the strain on the electrical system.
 
Isn't Parkinson's like MS in that heat makes the symptoms flare up? The analogy I've heard used for MS is like how a light rail train malfunctions in the heat because of the strain on the electrical system.
Light train rails malfunction due to strain on the electrical system brought on by heat? In what way does the heat increase the strain on the system? I'm genuinely curious about what you're talking about, not calling you wrong.
 

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Light train rails malfunction due to strain on the electrical system brought on by heat? In what way does the heat increase the strain on the system? I'm genuinely curious about what you're talking about, not calling you wrong.
Just a hunch, but doesn't heat influence conductivity? Maybe it's also just electronics that overheat.

In Germany, there are white boxes that contain cables and circuitry that regulates the powergrid. Painting them or putting stickers on them is strictly forbidden, since they could overheat and short out, leading to blackouts.
 

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Isn't Parkinson's like MS in that heat makes the symptoms flare up?
Your heat regulation ability is deregulated so you’re more prone to hot and cold. Symptoms can worsen in heat and the rotigotine patches if you use them can be affected by heat and sunlight.

And it is ferociously hot all over Europe just now. 45c in France yesterday, 30c in the highlands in Scotland (unprecedented.) there are warnings out even in the UK for the elderly and basically everyone.

I know heat can buckle rails if it’s extreme. Also curious to see what the effect is on electronic systems, I’ve also seen ‘do not paint’ on electrical boxes.

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MementoMalum

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Light train rails malfunction due to strain on the electrical system brought on by heat? In what way does the heat increase the strain on the system? I'm genuinely curious about what you're talking about, not calling you wrong.
Conductivity definitely changes with temperature, but if the light rail system is hooked into the city grid, as I'm sure it is, strains on that system could affect the light rail. Heat waves cause electrical use to sharply rise, as people turn on AC systems, and if the power company hasn't anticipated that, there could be minor power shortages, usually not enough for a person to notice due to scale, but a system that takes a large amount of power like a metro transit could be interfered with by the fluctuations as the utility company pulls more power in from elsewhere in the grid.

On Topic: Even if Merkel had Parkinson's or something like that, they aren't going to admit it right out. That's the sort of thing that comes out years later, and everyone says "Wow, she was so strong and brave to keep working under all that strain", ignoring that she's been in office since 2005 and can just retire. It's fine Merkel, you had a nice long run (emphasis on long), go home and torture deviants to death like you did in the Stasi when you were young.
 

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Basically lads? What she experienced at that moment, was the glance of, and the POINTING FINGER OF THE GHOST SPIRIT HITLER, aiming directly into her eyes and thus, her very soul, with great malice and rage, asking 'Why have you forsaken our Nation? Why have you forsaken our European heritage?'
To be fair, Hitler and Bismarck are probably toasting in Hell as we speak, for Merkel has achieved with economy and diplomacy what both of them dreamed of doing with military power - subjugating whole of Europe under the Germanic imperialism.
 

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Here we go again:


 
So did you germans accidentally make her dictator for life? Or do you guys have something like elections at some point where skeletonized remains can be voted out of office?
 

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She is insanely repressed, and the national anthem is a trigger for a feeling of helplessness.
 
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