Angola: Mother on Deathbed says 12-Year-Old Son is Offspring of Human-Chimpanzee Love Affair - OP falls for fake story.

[WeWuzFinns]

Angola: Mother on deathbed says 12-year-old son is offspring of human-chimpanzee love affair

The genetic makeup of a 12-year-old Angolan boy is now disputed by experts after his deceased mother allegedly told him he is the offspring of a human-chimpanzee love affair, reports the Gazeta Nacional. The story made national headlines and has unleashed an outpour of generosity towards Augusto De

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The genetic makeup of a 12-year-old Angolan boy is now disputed by experts after his deceased mother allegedly told him he is the offspring of a human-chimpanzee love affair, reports the Gazeta Nacional.

The story made national headlines and has unleashed an outpour of generosity towards Augusto Dembo, 12, who now lives with his uncle and aunt in the capital city of Luanda.

Although the young boy has become an instant celebrity, many experts dispute the claim that he is the product of the sexual intercourse between a human and a chimpanzee.

“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.

Angola President João Lourenço has already nicknamed the boy the “Angolan Miracle Child” as well as praising the young man as a “National treasure”, “a sign from God” and a “testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola.”

“This discovery could even challenge the basic foundations of modern science,” has even commented the current Minister of Science and Technology, Maria Cândida Teixeira.

A spokesperson from the Parc national de Cameia commented the news by saying that they sincerely regret the loss of Anita Dembo but also condoned “any inappropriate or sexual acts with any animals in the park.”

“Any sexual interaction between employees or visitors of the park with animals is not encouraged behavior under current park guidelines,” a spokesman for Parc national de Cameia told reporters.

The child’s mother, Anita Dembo, allegedly entertained an affair with a chimpanzee that endured for many years during her employment at the Parc national de Cameia where she has worked as a conservation officer since 1998.

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You might have heard what white girls like to do with their dogs, well black girls go for something a bit more wild. I'm not sure if this is just an organized effort to make fun of retarted kid gone too far, or some funny monkey business.

 

[FunPosting101]

What da fug???

No seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Human and Chimp genetics do not work this way. Also, "sign from god", "national treasure"? Duuuudddeeee nobody is going to view Angola as anything other then a laughing stock even if this is true somehow. Not fucking likely that it is true though because Humans and Chimps cannot produce children. Oh and how in the fuck do you even respond to something like "Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” other than "lol niggers"?

Why is it that this story reads like something somebody on /pol/ would make up in order to mock African blacks?

 

[Foltest]

Question: why would anyone put themselves as a chimp fucker? The poor kid is going to through hell because his mom was a fucking moron.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Question: why would anyone put themselves as a chimp fucker? The poor kid is going to through hell because his mom was a fucking moron.

Don't be such a bigot

“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.

it is just part of their culture and all cultures are equally beautiful.

 

[Sped Xing]

This isn't how any of this works.

The dumbass chimpfucker mother who thinks it works that way doesn't surprise me. The President being all aboard with the retard crew does.

Remind me why it's wrong to exploit Africa again?

that they sincerely regret the loss of Anita Dembo but also condoned “any inappropriate or sexual acts with any animals in the park.”

Wait. What?

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

He certainly looks the part

 

[neverendingmidi]

Looks more like an inbred FAS child than anything.

Given that it's Africa you can't believe anything that's said. And given that we're talking about a country that had a 27 year civil war, the likelihood that the mother had any sort of prenatal care is slim to nil.

 

[GethN7]

The President being all aboard with the exceptional individual crew does.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Who in their right mind is proud of something that sounds like unironic National Enquirer shlock and takes it utterly seriously?

 

[Sped Xing]

He certainly looks the part

They all do, but that's not polite to mention.

 

[Microlab]

When I clicked this thread I was like, "Ah, alright, some crazy bitch said her kid is a monkey. He's probably a little small-headed or something".

That kid's face genuinely frightened me. If he's not a chimpanzee, then I refuse to believe he's human, either.

 

[Sneakypete]

Lol did anyone actually look into the news source on this

 

[Arcturus]

His mom must really hate him to leave that on a (very unfortunate looking) 12 year old's mind as a parting gift.

Edit: Maybe use this as the article source instead. Legitimacy is still unclear but this site at least looks legit lol https://alternativeafrica.com/2019/...n-is-product-of-human-chimpanzee-love-affair/

 

[qu_rahn]

Looks like a black George W Bush

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

This isn't how any of this works.

The dumbass chimpfucker mother who thinks it works that way doesn't surprise me. The President being all aboard with the exceptional individual crew does.

Remind me why it's wrong to exploit Africa again?



Wait. What?

Isn't the answer kinda obvious!? Exploiting Africa is a lot like exploiting a tard. Sure you get what you want, but there is no sport in it and you feel like a dick afterwords because you know that anybody could have done it and the only reason others didn't bother to do what you did is because they ultimately feel bad for the gormless victim. This also does a good job at explaining why Mainland China is so busy strip mining the continent. They are soulless bug people and have zero empathy or sense of self awareness.

 

[Panty Shroom]

Hilarity and vulgarity aside that's a really cruel thing to say about your handicapped son. And of course, she'll get no repercussions once it's outed as bullshit. And apparently these people bang chimps on a regular basis what the actual fuck - why would you even do that tango? Chimps can rip you to pieces.

 

[MrWhoDat]

Hmm.. Im no artist, but this is a tough one boys.
I would be lying if I said I didnt want to see his god damn DNA before making a judgement

 

[Кот Бегемот]

Hilarity and vulgarity aside that's a really cruel thing to say about your handicapped son. And of course, she'll get no repercussions once it's outed as bullshit. And apparently these people bang chimps on a regular basis what the actual fuck - why would you even do that tango? Chimps can rip you to pieces.

so could a sheboon but oildrillers persist.

 

[Coleslaw]

Human and ape: the legend, the history and the DNA

How good is this source?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Poor kid. It's bad enough that his mom gave him that face and then died, she had to curse him from her deathbed.

 

[VariMatau]

"Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and his Family" was a pretty good story, but they didn't have to make it reality tbh.